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Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8080Members
Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8080Members
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This has also been mentioned a few times before...just thought I'd get in a word or two before the lockage <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->.
I can't, it's an addiction. I'm so dedicated to these forums and I keep trying to help clean them up, it's driving me crazy. I'm not even a moderator! Imagine what the mods must feel like if I want to nuke every post on this board...
second, scroll down to where is says "Truth Media [Reviews]" click on it and it says:
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->If you have stumbled upon this page, the index that contains all the TruthMedia reviews, chances are you have at least some iota of intelligence. This is a good thing because each and every single "TruthMedia" review in this section is complete and total **** created solely to generate flame mail from Internet citizens who, for some pathetic reason, have attached their egos to a movie, band, or game company. The sheer intensity that some people exhibit while defending whatever silly movie or band just boggles our minds, so this section of the site was created to prey upon these people's idiocy and use it for our own personal amusement. Flame mail from every article will be posted randomly throughout the week, and the more flame mail, the better the ranking the author receives.
Most of the authors have not even seen the movies, heard the music CDs, or used the software reviewed; we simply leaf through various online reviews and summarize them while creating grevious typos, factual errors, and outright fallacies in an attempt to shatter the fragile little worlds of people who associate their entire personality and sense of being with a random form of capitalistic media. We plan on continuing to do this until America realizes that we're not defined by the music, movies, and products we buy... so basically, this section will go on for infinity or possibly longer.
Please help us increase the amount of stupid, incoherent, rambling flame mail by forwarding direct links to the reviews to all your zealot, media-obsessed friends so they will write us and result in unintentionally entertaining every rational, sane person who reads this site. Under NO circumstances should you spam, flood, or harass people, newsgroups, or websites with these links.
Oh, and while reading the flame messages sent to our "reviewers," make sure to keep in mind that by a single click of the mouse any one of these moron readers could've reached this page and read this text explaining that the entire review section is a joke and 100% ****. You know, if your outlook on all humanity wasn't depressing enough as is. The Internet makes you stupid.
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The guys who test out these games must be the worst n00b's ever.
The guys who test out these games must be the worst n00b's ever. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Haha - pwned.
Thank you, have a good day. And to prevent more whing/flaming, etc...