Flaemthrowar!
SniperSkunk
Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7644Members
Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7644Members
<div class="IPBDescription">And nuclear backpacks.</div> Marines need a flamethrower. Not just ANY flamethrower, but a plasma-launcher that can burn through any grating in the map and melt aliens instantly. In case a marine DOES die, he needs a nuclear backpack so he can take out that cheating alien that took him down! Him and the rest of the alien team need to be instantly vaporised, as well as the hive being taken down to 1 HP.
And the aliens need a giant blob alien. It should be impervious to all weapons (Except the plasma-flamethrower, that would be overpowered!) and be able to kill marines by touching them. When it touches them it gains the 'fling' ability which fires a marine corpse at supersonic speeds to instakill any marine the corpse hits.
And I can't think of a single better addition to this mod, than personal hover-tanks for the marines, armed with guided heat-seaking rockets that cause the entire map to shake harder than a LA earthquake.
And the game needs little white bunnies scattered randomly around the map, just in case my team's losing and I want to take it out on some helpless little innocent woodland creatures.
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>I kid! I'm just bored at work <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--></span>
And the aliens need a giant blob alien. It should be impervious to all weapons (Except the plasma-flamethrower, that would be overpowered!) and be able to kill marines by touching them. When it touches them it gains the 'fling' ability which fires a marine corpse at supersonic speeds to instakill any marine the corpse hits.
And I can't think of a single better addition to this mod, than personal hover-tanks for the marines, armed with guided heat-seaking rockets that cause the entire map to shake harder than a LA earthquake.
And the game needs little white bunnies scattered randomly around the map, just in case my team's losing and I want to take it out on some helpless little innocent woodland creatures.
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>I kid! I'm just bored at work <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--></span>
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What about the personal hovertanks and white bunnies?
Can I still have bunnies to kick around if I get frustrated?
I was waiting to see who'd be the first to take my post seriously <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Hm, perhaps you should make that "I kid" part a little bigger?
Hm, perhaps you should make that "I kid" part a little bigger?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Disclaimers are supposed to be in small print. Even humour disclaimers <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
... you honestly beleived that I was suggesting the NS guys add plasma-flamethrowers, nuclear backpacks, instakill blob aliens, personal hovertanks, and little white bunnies to the mod?
... wow.
Actually im glad he posted this i found it quite funny.
I find it even funnier that people actually took this seriously. You know its just good satire when that happens.
Keep up the good work tee hee <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Also, the marines should have a dance button. That way, they can cover builders by dancing furiously, confsing the aliens.
Can the aliens have an upgrade that allows them to sing like Frank Sinatra, luring marines to their doom with songs about leaving vital organs in a large american city?
Oooooooo, and can the marines get dual pistols, and dive all over the map like they are in a John Woo film?
And can the com have an option, where the dropships unload gallons of treacle into the base, trapping any aliens in the area?
Ummmm, that's all for now.
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'><b>I kid! I'm just bored at work <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--></b> </span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
:rolleyes:
Also, the marines should have a dance button. That way, they can cover builders by dancing furiously, confsing the aliens.
Can the aliens have an upgrade that allows them to sing like Frank Sinatra, luring marines to their doom with songs about leaving vital organs in a large american city?
Oooooooo, and can the marines get dual pistols, and dive all over the map like they are in a John Woo film?
And can the com have an option, where the dropships unload gallons of treacle into the base, trapping any aliens in the area?
Ummmm, that's all for now.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hehe, NS/Opera combo <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
No
Also, the marines should have a dance button. That way, they can cover builders by dancing furiously, confsing the aliens.
Can the aliens have an upgrade that allows them to sing like Frank Sinatra, luring marines to their doom with songs about leaving vital organs in a large american city?
Oooooooo, and can the marines get dual pistols, and dive all over the map like they are in a John Woo film?
And can the com have an option, where the dropships unload gallons of treacle into the base, trapping any aliens in the area?
Ummmm, that's all for now.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Only if the skulks get a giant clear plastic bubble. Y'know, like the ones they give to hampsters. Skulks can roll over marines! I can see it now. I'd be the only player on the N42 server to have more 'bubble' kills than machinegun kills.
PLZ. don't ban me I'm just a harmless computer nerd
NOT NS IS FINE LEAVE IT ALONE <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
uh woot !! to late <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Remember: Grenade Launchers and Bunnies dont mix.
Note: NO LAST WORD FOR YOU!
And no, you can't have the last word <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->