I R-e-a-l-l-y Need Help.

MMZStickmanMMZStickman Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 5642Members
in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">please tell me im not the only one.</div> So, i had sex last night. And afterwards both of us are lying there in embrace quietly when she turns to me and says:

"What are you thinking about?"

and i say

"Oh.... nothing."

but the truth is,i was thinking:

"Can a few shotguns early shut down the skulk rush?"

is this wrong?? does anyone else think of NS strategy while they are with naked women?

-Stick
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  • SemperFiSemperFi Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1049Members
    Damn thats hardcore man.
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  • TheEnigmaTheEnigma Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1519Members
    A round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, for a -true- gamer. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Brain_CleanerBrain_Cleaner Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11365Members
    the "are you addicted to NS" thread pales.......<!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DArtagnanDArtagnan Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11336Members
    Hey, its all good, just don't get confused and try out your new leap attack or anything. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • NinjaBurgerNinjaBurger Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9931Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MMZ>Stickman+Dec 30 2002, 10:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MMZ>Stickman @ Dec 30 2002, 10:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Can a few shotguns early shut down the skulk rush?"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Mines.
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  • BathroomMonkeyBathroomMonkey Feces-hurling Monkey Boy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 78Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    At least you didn't turn to her and say 'gg'.







    (joke shamelessly stolen from someone on the FoR boards).
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  • sekdarsekdar Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9564Members
    funniest. thread. evar.

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • MMZ_TorakMMZ_Torak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3770Members
    It would be funnier if it wasn't TRUE! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • GreyPawsGreyPaws Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8659Members
    at least you had the common sense not to tell her the truth ::bows his head in shame:: My fiance was so **obscenity** when I told her I was thinking about an NS strategy she put me on sexual hiedas for a week <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • LestatLestat Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8935Members
    at least you don't get drunk out of your brain wake up the next morning only to find you have gone to bed with something that resembles a gorge!!


    AAAHHHHGGG kill it!
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    "Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"
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  • Dauntl3ssDauntl3ss Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7737Members
    <img src='http://www.home.no/daunty/forum/price.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SemperFiSemperFi Join Date: 2002-08-02 Member: 1049Members
    I just went to gamestop to get WC3 (AGAIN) and we almost got into a car accident, i saw the other car and almost shouted INCOMING, instead i yelled jesus christ. Then at the game store while the guy was explaining how store credit works (:rolleyes:) i just kept thinking "Yeah rgr that" "Rodger" but instead i kept nodding my head and saying yeah.

    Also when something funny happens i often am tempted to say "lol" and actually have once....
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  • XaniethXanieth Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7280Members
    I think we all need to go outside and make some new friends.

    And I have actually said 'lol' in a conversation. More than once. My friends started to eye me with discomfort. I've also screamed "INCOMING" instead of "OMG MOM DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE JESUS WE ARE GOING TO HIT THAT CAR!!!!"

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • supadupaflysupadupafly Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8534Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol.... i will try that one on some chick's tomorrow <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--supadupafly+Dec 30 2002, 04:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supadupafly @ Dec 30 2002, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol.... i will try that one on some chick's tomorrow <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll get the ice packs ready.
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  • DArtagnanDArtagnan Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11336Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--CForrester+Dec 30 2002, 05:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Dec 30 2002, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--supadupafly+Dec 30 2002, 04:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supadupafly @ Dec 30 2002, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Sirus+Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->"Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol.... i will try that one on some chick's tomorrow <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I'll get the ice packs ready.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And I'll bring the margarine!

    <uncomfortable silence>





    Oh. Wait. Did I misunderstand? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->QUOTE (CForrester @ Dec 30 2002, 05:02 PM)
    QUOTE (supadupafly @ Dec 30 2002, 04:49 PM)
    QUOTE (Sirus @ Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM)
    "Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"

    lol.... i will try that one on some chick's tomorrow  

    I'll get the ice packs ready.

    And I'll bring the margarine!

    <uncomfortable silence>
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I'll get the psychologist
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  • InsidiousInsidious Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9553Members
    Better make sure it's a Freudian.
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  • porpporp Join Date: 2002-11-06 Member: 7445Members
    My cousins brought their dog over, a little daschund. Immediately after it walked in the door, it headed for the stairs and scampered upstairs where my wife was showering. I yelled to my wife, 'Incoming to our bedroom hive, hon!'

    And congratulations on losing your virginity, Stickman.
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