You run around like the arms-sticking-out-to-the-sides readyroom marines (which I've done <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->)
<!--QuoteBegin--MMZ>NastyDwarf+Dec 23 2002, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MMZ>NastyDwarf @ Dec 23 2002, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->3. you have dreams about new stratigic moves, and while your commanding you have a hot girl in the cc with u ........... to help you relax while commanding :oP <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Sadly true <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
When an annoying person starts talking to you, you desperately wave your arms about trying to get mute to work and eventually resort to testing out the RealLife server's friendly-fire settings... You actually consider killing yourself when some fool drops a collection of bricks on your legs. After all, you'll respawn and get home faster...
How about this one noone has mettioned... #(Not sure, insert # here): You play NS 24/7 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
oh and another one: #(032): When you enter a room you think of good Turret placment strats for the room to scure it
<!--QuoteBegin--Silent But Violent+Dec 24 2002, 01:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Silent But Violent @ Dec 24 2002, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You have a marine instead of a turkey for christmas dinner.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Or you have a Skulk of some kind! (Im some Meat eating monster haha)
<!--QuoteBegin--Elric+Dec 24 2002, 01:08 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Elric @ Dec 24 2002, 01:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->You can't sleep because you keep dreaming about some neverending game which you can't even get out of by typing exit in the console.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> How is this a bad thing?! You now gots a neverending excuse to play NS 24/7!!!!
42 - As you're walking down the halls at school with some friends, you notice a dark corner you never noticed before and actually seriously consider running over there, evolving into a skulk and climbing onto the cieling and violently killing a select administrator or two...
43 - The only way you realize you cant do #42 is that you look for your resource bar to see if you have enough res and cant find it...
44 - (Works for all HL games) You try to open your locker/ house door/ car door/ start car/ drink something with your 'use' key.
45 - You think about binding things... (like bind x cl_writeessay)
46 - You're walking around and think to yourself "Hey, this is sort of like Natural Selection" (Normal things like doors opening and other people moving around)
46 - A girl is hitting on you and you dont notice becuase you're trying to come up with the 'ultimate build order'.
47 - You wonder what your current surroundings would look like in commander mode.
48 - You look around and start noticing places to drop buildings. (line of sight for turrets etc.)
49 - You think you need to play something else for a while... so you go to play Counter-Strike... and consistantly hit alternate fire and thinking "GODDAM #$#%&* LAG!!!!" when the menu doesent pop up right away.
50. You see something you need on the table or floor... and you run over as fast as you can hoping that you get there before it dissapears.
ALL of these have happened to me... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
last night i had a dream where it was nighttime in nothing and i was sleeping in a base in viaduct and these marines (not marine people, but like models) woke me up and came after me with their knives, and i'd kick the **obscenity** but they were freaking hard to knock down into the viaduct... i think they were model hackers grrr!
You start making bizarre posts like Error404 <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Error404: Posted on Dec 24 2002, 06:44 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get your girlfriend to dress up as a gorge. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Error404: Posted on Dec 24 2002, 06:44 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get your girlfriend to dress up as a gorge.
<!--QuoteBegin--GuNnErGoD+Dec 25 2002, 06:58 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GuNnErGoD @ Dec 25 2002, 06:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->circle strafe when you get into a fight at school<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Hehe. Or jump around and bite/shoot. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
- When someone won't do what you're telling them you start screaming that you'll drop a turret factory on their head.
- You rearrange all the furniture in your house, moving it away from the walls so that "the skulks can't hide behind it". When someone moves it back you shout at them, calling them a "noob comm" and telling them they don't know anything about correct building placement.
- When attacked by a wild animal you sit down on the ground and start laughing at it because you know that they can't hit crouching marines.
- When you spot a spider you run away, grab a welder, come back and start welding all the cobwebs you can find.
- When visiting an observatory you ask if they've upgraded to motion tracking yet.
And for those who play as skulks too much: 1) You get arrested for biting people. 2) You try to rip out your teeth with a pair of pliers to make it easier to see when you're biting someone. 3) When finally forcibly restrained from biting someone you make some hissing noises and then start screaming that you can see them through the walls.
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If only I were kidding =[
Sadly true <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
9:When something goes wrong in life you think its a bug and make a note to write to the admins
5:you see someone moving really fast and call them a 1337 haxxor
.17:You drop your model kit on the floor and try and order your marines/siblings to build it before the skulks find it
Uhm ...... wha?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, wha? 404 -- you're loco!
oh yes...and i sure hope that none of the posts on this page are from actual experiences...especially the one about the underwear....shudder..
You actually consider killing yourself when some fool drops a collection of bricks on your legs. After all, you'll respawn and get home faster...
#(Not sure, insert # here): You play NS 24/7 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
oh and another one:
#(032): When you enter a room you think of good Turret placment strats for the room to scure it
Or you have a Skulk of some kind! (Im some Meat eating monster haha)
How is this a bad thing?! You now gots a neverending excuse to play NS 24/7!!!!
43 - The only way you realize you cant do #42 is that you look for your resource bar to see if you have enough res and cant find it...
44 - (Works for all HL games) You try to open your locker/ house door/ car door/ start car/ drink something with your 'use' key.
45 - You think about binding things... (like bind x cl_writeessay)
46 - You're walking around and think to yourself "Hey, this is sort of like Natural Selection" (Normal things like doors opening and other people moving around)
46 - A girl is hitting on you and you dont notice becuase you're trying to come up with the 'ultimate build order'.
47 - You wonder what your current surroundings would look like in commander mode.
48 - You look around and start noticing places to drop buildings. (line of sight for turrets etc.)
49 - You think you need to play something else for a while... so you go to play Counter-Strike... and consistantly hit alternate fire and thinking "GODDAM #$#%&* LAG!!!!" when the menu doesent pop up right away.
50. You see something you need on the table or floor... and you run over as fast as you can hoping that you get there before it dissapears.
ALL of these have happened to me... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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You get your girlfriend to dress up as a gorge.
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Baaahahaha
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Error404: Posted on Dec 24 2002, 06:44 PM
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You get your girlfriend to dress up as a gorge.
Baaahahaha <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Don't knock the fatteh lovin
And, for all us lerks out there
You attempt to fly.
x+2 You go to Mc Donalds and order a turret factory with siege.
x+3 You have a gorge plush toy to huggle at night.
x+4a You manage to stick yourself to the roof waiting in ambush.
x+4b you actually get some poor sucker.
x+5 Your shrink says you need an outlet for your agression.
<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Hehe. Or jump around and bite/shoot. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
You actually reach up and check that your eyelids don't have teeth.
- You rearrange all the furniture in your house, moving it away from the walls so that "the skulks can't hide behind it". When someone moves it back you shout at them, calling them a "noob comm" and telling them they don't know anything about correct building placement.
- When attacked by a wild animal you sit down on the ground and start laughing at it because you know that they can't hit crouching marines.
- When you spot a spider you run away, grab a welder, come back and start welding all the cobwebs you can find.
- When visiting an observatory you ask if they've upgraded to motion tracking yet.
And for those who play as skulks too much:
1) You get arrested for biting people.
2) You try to rip out your teeth with a pair of pliers to make it easier to see when you're biting someone.
3) When finally forcibly restrained from biting someone you make some hissing noises and then start screaming that you can see them through the walls.
<!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
[edit] that better trikk? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->