Fleshlight

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• FocusedWolf Join Date: 2005-01-09 Member: 34258Members

  April 2011 edited April 2011

  How about if all weapons (everything but pistol, axe, and flamethrower?) had a long-range narrow-beam flashlight, while the marines chest armor can feature a short-range wide-beam work/safety light.
  
  This way when you shoot the rifle the weapon light bounces around with the recoil while the chest-armor-light stays sort of still. Also when people die, or drop their weapons, the weapon light can stay on lighting up the floor a bit. Should compliment the atmosphere.

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• Plasma Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15855Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue

  April 2011

  Nice err, choice of words :)

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• Jason Whore Join Date: 2011-04-11 Member: 92514Members

  April 2011

  lol, isnt it called flashlight? and fleshlight is that think that they want to sell you on pr0n sites?
  also +1 focusedWolf thats an awesome idea :3

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• KuBaN Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8979Members, Constellation

  April 2011 edited April 2011

  And I was expecting more spambots :)
  
  Now I'm imagining all TSA Marines being issued a fleshlight...
  
  Lieutenant: "Here ya go son. Get's awful lonely out in space..."

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• Align Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation

  April 2011

  I would guess the expected lifetime of your average TSA marine would be too short for that to come into play...

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• uffo Join Date: 2003-05-03 Member: 16026Members

  April 2011 edited April 2011

  <!--quoteo(post=1841822:date=Apr 21 2011, 11:06 PM:name=Align)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Align @ Apr 21 2011, 11:06 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1841822"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I would guess the expected lifetime of your average TSA marine would be too short for that to come into play...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  That's why they are integrated into the armor. After all, you know the shrink has said that they need an outlet for their aggression.

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• KuBaN Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8979Members, Constellation

  April 2011 edited April 2011

  <!--quoteo(post=1841824:date=Apr 21 2011, 04:19 PM:name=uffo)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (uffo @ Apr 21 2011, 04:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1841824"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->That's why they are integrated into the armor. After all, you know the shrink has said that they need an outlet for their aggression.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  LOL'D

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• StreifenHirnchen Join Date: 2009-06-01 Member: 67609Members

  April 2011 edited April 2011

  holymoly!
  oh damn... sorry my english isnt realy that perfect, im from germany ... but this fail made me lol for about a hour :)
  
  sorry for that xD

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• Harimau Join Date: 2007-12-24 Member: 63250Members

  April 2011

  ###### win.

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• Deadzone Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17911Members, Reinforced - Shadow

  April 2011

  <!--quoteo(post=1841893:date=Apr 21 2011, 11:10 PM:name=StreifenHirnchen)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (StreifenHirnchen @ Apr 21 2011, 11:10 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1841893"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->holymoly!
  oh damn... sorry my english isnt realy that perfect, im from germany ... but this fail made me lol for about a hour :)
  
  sorry for that xD<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  
  It's all good. Made me laugh, anyway :D

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