NS2 Slogan T-Shirts

SturmwindSturmwind Join Date: 2010-07-20 Member: 72589Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">What will you wear to make your point</div>Well, time again for another attempt to bring some humour to this forum ;-)  

I thought, that as in the wake of the open development process, the pre-order commuinty has split into at least two factions warring for the devs ears. It is about time to show the world which team you are hooting for.

What better way to do this, then with the good old time honored "motto or slogan t-shirt".

I used the stuff on this webpage  <a href="http://www.customink.com/lab/" target="_blank">http://www.customink.com/lab/</a> to design my examples.

Not to be accuse of being biased, i have designed a shirt for each faction :-)




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  • SturmwindSturmwind Join Date: 2010-07-20 Member: 72589Members
    Here comes the other one, have fun ;-)




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    hmmm.. had to reduce that severely to stay below 10 k for my remaining upload quota..... but i hope you get the idea
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Meh, why not slogans closer to ns instead of silly flamewars on the forums?

    <b>NS1 related ones (which are insiders)</b>
    Scorpion that hovars without flapping
    OH NO! F4!!!
    Lork on the Clorf
    Commander gimme a shirtgun!
    Knife the spacecow!

    <b>NS2 maybe:</b>
    It belly slides; it builds; it Gorges!
    Dynamic infestation? More like dynamic WTF it moves!
    Command station full of marines!

    <b>Some random ones?</b>
    Do you know where your RT has been?
    We need an infantry portal!
    Building buildings, it's part of the job! <img src="http://members.home.nl/m.borgman/ns-forum/smileys/biggrin.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />


    But most that are NS/NS2 related will not be understood by outsiders, however they might start asking what it means...
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  • RobBRobB ＴＵＢＥＳ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＩＮＴＥＲＷＥＢ Join Date: 2003-08-11 Member: 19423Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    It was "Cornmader, I need a ######gun."
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited August 2010
    <!--quoteo(post=1793557:date=Aug 11 2010, 09:51 PM:name=RobB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RobB @ Aug 11 2010, 09:51 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1793557"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It was "Cornmader, I need a ######gun."<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I never heard of a "s h i t gun" in NS jokes, I'm fairly positive it was shirtgun ->

    <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shirtgun" target="_blank">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shirtgun</a>
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  • TriggermanTriggerman Graphic Artist Join Date: 2004-11-10 Member: 32724Members, WC 2013 - Supporter
    I think one could do a clever design of a "shirtgun" :)
    Great ones Kouji_San!
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  • SturmwindSturmwind Join Date: 2010-07-20 Member: 72589Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1793556:date=Aug 11 2010, 09:48 PM:name=Kouji_San)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kouji_San @ Aug 11 2010, 09:48 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1793556"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Meh, why not slogans closer to ns instead of silly flamewars on the forums?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This actually was my somewhat hidden agenda, to further unity through polarisation :-)




    Some nice catch-phrases you came up with....
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  • KarrdeKarrde Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16264Members
    I recall it being "Shirtgun" as well.
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  • CrispixCrispix Join Date: 2007-01-10 Member: 59543Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow
    Fairly positive it was shirtgun as well.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    I couldn't help but take this opportunity to make a funny,

    <img src="http://imgur.com/75YB5.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    And it was either cornmander or commando.
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  • DJPenguinDJPenguin Useless Join Date: 2003-07-29 Member: 18538Members
    I'd settle for either a shirt with a pic of an observatory and the text BACON, or simply GORGE RUSH!!!
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  • tk-421tk-421 Join Date: 2006-11-03 Member: 58315Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--quoteo(post=1793640:date=Aug 12 2010, 03:39 AM:name=DJPenguin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DJPenguin @ Aug 12 2010, 03:39 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1793640"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I'd settle for either a shirt with a pic of an observatory and the text BACON...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hilarious, I'd wear that.
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  • Katana-Katana- Join Date: 2008-11-25 Member: 65575Members
    yes, shirtguns and jetpants.
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  • DarkATiDarkATi Revelation 22:17 Join Date: 2003-06-20 Member: 17532Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <img src="http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/uploads/post-7-1061936278.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

    Cheers,
    Cody
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  • HarimauHarimau Join Date: 2007-12-24 Member: 63250Members
    Why the ###### do people say turrent? It makes me rage.

    Also, there has to be a "My shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression." shirt.
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  • RobBRobB ＴＵＢＥＳ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＩＮＴＥＲＷＥＢ Join Date: 2003-08-11 Member: 19423Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I voted for a filter software that kicked for typing <i>need touretes</i> in chat.
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  • HarathanHarathan Join Date: 2010-07-26 Member: 72845Members
    edited August 2010
    <!--quoteo(post=1793674:date=Aug 12 2010, 06:40 AM:name=Harimau)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Harimau @ Aug 12 2010, 06:40 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1793674"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Why the ###### do people say turrent? It makes me rage.

    Also, there has to be a "My shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression." shirt.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Likewise with the 'turrent' rage. Similarly, people who type 'rouge' instead of 'rogue'.

    For a logo, how about:

    NSA Marines - Humping the Armory since 2002
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  • KarrdeKarrde Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16264Members
    edited August 2010
    You know, I'd actually buy some of these if they were done right. And I'm trying to remember what Lork on the Clorf was exactly. Ah right, it's a Lerk sitting in THAT spot.
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited August 2010
    "Sponsored by Hera's double siege spot!"
    "Babblers!"
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  • NeoSniperNeoSniper Join Date: 2005-06-02 Member: 52976Members
    Definitely up for a "My shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression." one. I think a bunch of the marine taunts could be potentially matched with some visual asset from the game and make a cool shirt.

    "BACON!" would be sweet.
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  • RobBRobB ＴＵＢＥＳ ＯＦ ＴＨＥ ＩＮＴＥＲＷＥＢ Join Date: 2003-08-11 Member: 19423Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited August 2010
    Mind Images:
    A drifter thats about to be salted by a big shaker

    A MAC being electrocuted while welding a female plug


    Text (aligned a la <a href="http://wakaba.c3.cx/sup/src/1123783702627.png" target="_blank">laughing man</a>):
    NPCs are stupid
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  • WiedeWiede Join Date: 2010-07-26 Member: 72933Members
    edited August 2010
    <a href="http://s1.directupload.net/file/d/2251/75okvaqw_jpg.htm" target="_blank"><img src="http://s1.directupload.net/images/100814/temp/75okvaqw.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    edited August 2010
    I'd have to buy a shirt if you made this:
    <CForrester> Arrrrr.
    <CForrester> I AM MEPHMAGE
    <CForrester> RESPECT ME
    <CForrester> RESPECT ME SO I CAN DISRESPECT YOU AND THEN SAY THAT YOU'RE DISRESPECTING ME OLOLOLO © 2004 ME!!!!!
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  • scott.exescott.exe Join Date: 2010-07-15 Member: 72394Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1793896:date=Aug 13 2010, 06:57 AM:name=RobB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RobB @ Aug 13 2010, 06:57 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1793896"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Mind Images:
    A drifter thats about to be salted by a big shaker

    A MAC being electrocuted while welding a female plug


    Text (aligned a la <a href="http://wakaba.c3.cx/sup/src/1123783702627.png" target="_blank">laughing man</a>):
    NPCs are stupid<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Off topic side note, MACs and drifters are very much player controlled.
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  • EyelessEyeless Join Date: 2010-02-01 Member: 70391Members
    Yawn leave the quotes to the pros who guys are not that funny. Sorry im an honest guy just wanted to let you know now so you can stop before you look like an even bigger nerd.
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  • MikeyTWolfMikeyTWolf Join Date: 2009-06-03 Member: 67665Members
    edited August 2010
    At this rate this is going you could have some shirts with some drifters/MACs stuck in walls and asleep.

    Caption would be: "F*@!#ING BUILD YOU USELESS NPCS!"

    Of course a more retarded/misspelt quote would probably do better, as long as we never forget that once upon a time, we could not build and once upon a time the NPCs* that were supposed to build for us constantly went on strike every 20 minutes stubbornly refusing to build, usually 10 minutes before sound cuts out too.

    While we're at it, might also go on about how the hive will exlaim "YOU NEED MORE RESOURCES" when you need 2 plasma and have 150 plasma in the pool. :/

    * Who could also fly through walls
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  • Dank McShwaggerDank McShwagger Join Date: 2009-06-10 Member: 67784Members
    edited August 2010
    awww... how do you share your t-shirt designs? dosnt work for me :(
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  • Donner & BlitzenDonner & Blitzen Join Date: 2010-03-08 Member: 70879Members
    I think, "my shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression" is the only one that works because it actually makes sense/is funny outside of the context of NS.
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  • HarimauHarimau Join Date: 2007-12-24 Member: 63250Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1794326:date=Aug 15 2010, 01:07 PM:name=Donner & Blitzen)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Donner & Blitzen @ Aug 15 2010, 01:07 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1794326"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I think, "my shrink says I need an outlet for my aggression" is the only one that works because it actually makes sense/is funny outside of the context of NS.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Word.
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  • StreptoStrepto Join Date: 2005-01-07 Member: 33571Members
    Victory Egg
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