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JRockJRock Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 10032Members
edited November 2002 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Dumbest player ever...</div> I had just joined a server and it's 6-vs-6 and some child with a silly American surfer accent is on voice comm saying, "you need two gorges at least to start".

Three people including myself respond with text messages to the effect of, "uhm no you don't. on a team this size NO WAY more than one gorge".

And he keeps contradicting us. "no way duuude, you need at least two. i know how the resources work."

So I was like "clearly you don't" and me and two other people tell him to try reading the forums sometime and he's like "no dude i dont need to read any forums, i know how the game works".

People keep trying to educate him but he insists on being an ignorant <span style='color:green'> **Spored** </span> (watch the language).

I was like "well I'm putting you on mute because you're a fool and you need to learn how to play the game properly instead of instructing people with false information" and I hear him go "well mute doesnt work so good luck" and I'm like "well if you read the forums you would know it DOES work" and he's like "no actually it DOESN'T" but then I just quit the server because even muted I'm sure he'd be a useless tool and mess up the game for the Kharaa.

What a f*cking idiot. It's people like that on pub servers that make me want to stop playing.

Comments

  • humbabahumbaba That Exciting Tales From the Frontline Guy Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 86Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited November 2002
    I understand you may be frustrated . . .but I fail to see the point of this thread. What exactly is there here thats worthy of discussion? If you want this thread to be about how many gorges an alien team should have, just say so and I'll float this baby into Kharaa strategy. However, if it is just going to be an extended rant, I think there is little purpose and the thread will therefore be closed.

    For now . .this belongs in off topic.
  • TzarconTzarcon Join Date: 2002-02-28 Member: 259Members
    This thread should be closed. For one, no-one likes it when you come in here and start a topic solely for the purpose of making someone else look stupid. It makes you look stupid. Secondly, that guy is bloody <b>RIGHT</b>. You do need 2 gorges. You need to get your information straight. Now close the bloody topic before it gets worse
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Tzarcon+Nov 29 2002, 11:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tzarcon @ Nov 29 2002, 11:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Secondly, that guy is bloody <b>RIGHT</b>. You do need 2 gorges.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nuh uh, not in 6v6.
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--TychoCelchuuu+Nov 30 2002, 02:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TychoCelchuuu @ Nov 30 2002, 02:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Tzarcon+Nov 29 2002, 11:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tzarcon @ Nov 29 2002, 11:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Secondly, that guy is bloody <b>RIGHT</b>. You do need 2 gorges.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nuh uh, not in 6v6.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    One busy gorge is all you need, with maybe one other duuuude fading in and out, dropping nozzles when he has 33 RP's.
  • EkajEkaj Creator of ns_mineshaft, co_core Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 95Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Tzarcon+Nov 30 2002, 02:12 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tzarcon @ Nov 30 2002, 02:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->This thread should be closed. For one, no-one likes it when you come in here and start a topic solely for the purpose of making someone else look stupid. It makes you look stupid. Secondly, that guy is bloody <b>RIGHT</b>. You do need 2 gorges. You need to get your information straight. Now close the bloody topic before it gets worse<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lol, how does it make him look stupid to complain about things? It makes him look angry or frustrated. They need 2 gorges after the first hive, but the quickest way to the first is with a single gorge. Really, you can tell the guy your opinion, but try not to rub it in (especially since it has a reverse effect if you're wrong).
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    <!--QuoteBegin--Legionnaired+Nov 30 2002, 08:25 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Legionnaired @ Nov 30 2002, 08:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Nuh uh, not in 6v6.[/QUOTE]
    One busy gorge is all you need, with maybe one other duuuude fading in and out, dropping nozzles when he has 33 RP's.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Err 33? You mean 22 right? Unless 1.03 changed that, and i dont think it did.
  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Well, you'd need the 33 to evolve, build, and then evolve back...
  • JRockJRock Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 10032Members
    Heheheh, looks like this topic educated at least one Kharaa player so it served a purpose. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Fact of the matter is, due to the way the resource system works, one gorge is all you should have at the start of a game. It leads to faster building, faster procession to a second hive, etc. Once you have two hives up and running and hopefully several resource chambers by that time, you can afford the luxury of a second gorge if you really want one (but even then a second one is usually not needed if the gorge is skilled.

    I can't get over how many games I've been in where there are 6-8 players on a team and 50% of them (3-4) are gorges.
  • sanguis_basanguis_ba Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9971Members
    edited November 2002
    I learned one thing from Battlefield 1942.

    Fuel a Smacktard.. and the smacktard will become Fiesty.

    So if there's a guy on a server being a numnuts.. ignore him and press on. If he's causing you to screw up, try to stick it out, at least until the round is over so you aren't screwin' over the rest of the guys who were trying to have a good game.


    Plus there's no real need to pop into a forum and smack down the guy.

    It makes the moderator's lives easier, plus it avoids people wanting to stuff the offender in a box with a rabid skulk and kick it into the Marine Phase Gate for the turrets to snack on.
    <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    ehe..
  • SlycasterSlycaster Limited Edition Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 24Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--Tzarcon+Nov 29 2002, 09:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tzarcon @ Nov 29 2002, 09:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Secondly, that guy is bloody <b>RIGHT</b>. You do need 2 gorges.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually, 1 gorge in any amount of player game is better then 2. Period. The resource intake is doubled for that gorge, and once every skulk tops out at 33, the gorge gets a ton. It's much more beneficial to have only 1 gorge, it's quicker access to hives, and upgrades.
  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    One psycho Gorge is all any Alien team needs. Having *only* one will allow them to be a _much_ more effective psycho. You'll get hives up quicker, have more OCs to blast those pesky Marines, and more defense chambers to heal up at. Not to mention more resource nodes to fuel that psycho to keep going even *faster*, setting up stuff all over the map to distract the Siege Cannons and give you warning when stupid Marines stop to try and cut down a DC on their way to one hive or another.

    Really. All you need is one psycho gorge. Two, and you develop slower.

    I can never get over STUPID Kharaa players who go Gorge permanently when they pass by an empty RN. When the team is already HALF Gorge. They don't really need that RN, and saving those 33RP means that your Gorge gets resources faster.. THEY get all the RP that *you* would be. Allowing you to be a much more effective Skulk, Fade, whatever.


    <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <<<b>CHOMPEH!!</b>>> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • sanguis_basanguis_ba Join Date: 2002-11-26 Member: 9971Members
    If the team supports the Gorge, one gorge could be hardcore effective.

    But really when he's moving about in the open he'd need a good escort skulk.. to at least draw attention for the gorge to high tail it the hell out of there.. lol..

    I always play dedicated gorge when I can.. I really like playing a support class in games.. To help the team out.

    Nothing is more sacred than that one gorge popping up out of nowhere to heal you in your dire time of need.

    Especially when you lost your 3rd hive and you are an Onos.. and you don't want to die because you won't be able to Gestate into another Onos unti the hive is secured again.

    I play Marines as much as possible, but that's mainly because on public games it's rare to see marines win.. plus I like the shotgun.
  • nicegamenicegame Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7009Members
    I AM TEH TURD_BURGLAR I ARE THE 1337est GORGE EVER

    THis game isnt even a challenge for Aliens when i Gorge
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    I actually was on teh no-name hive on nancy, with 78 RP's ready to build the hive, when a lone marine walked into the room...

    My skulk escort got shot to pieces, and I got backed into a corner. The Marine pulled out his knife, so I dropped 2 Offence chambers on the narrow walkway, and built the second. The first one got knifed, but the second came online just as he finsihed with the first, so he walked around the other way...

    I dropped another on teh opposite side of me, so I was surrounded by chambers. He got **obscenity**, and emptyed the last of his ammo at me, Just as my skulk escort came rushing back in as a re-incarnated life form, and ripped him to pieces. I build the hive with 2 HP.

    Remember marines, don't screw around with gorges, they canscrew you up, given the opportunity...

    Now those egg things... <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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