The Cleverbot Thread.
<a href="http://www.cleverbot.com/" target="_blank">http://www.cleverbot.com/</a>
Tell your supercool Storys!
I'll go first:
-Do you believe in the Spaghetti Monster?
No but I do believe in the glying ravioli monster.
- Do you like the matrix?
I love the matrix, do you think it could be true?
- Who would you be in the Matrix then?
Myself. It is enough.
- Do we really exist?
You don't but I do.
Tell your supercool Storys!
I'll go first:
-Do you believe in the Spaghetti Monster?
No but I do believe in the glying ravioli monster.
- Do you like the matrix?
I love the matrix, do you think it could be true?
- Who would you be in the Matrix then?
Myself. It is enough.
- Do we really exist?
You don't but I do.
Comments
It stated at first that it was human. Then, yelled at me about it stating that it was not human. Then, it said it was a frog.
These chat bots come and go every once in a awhile and most of them do a decent job at making small talk. I have seen none that can connect with you on an emotional level, and I always feel ripped off because, how many years has it been since the first Chat Bot was released? How long does it take to research this stuff. Either its not working or they need to reinvent the way they think. I don't think they need to grow neurons for this sort of stuff...
The mingebags is the biggest reasons why chatbots fail, even those that existed for years (like cleverbot), but another reason is also that their actuall learning process is a bit off. They do not simulate how a human learns, but more a way of learning.
Some also start with alot of grammatic rules, words and other stuff, which makes them more effective.
Cleverbot is one of the better chatbots out there. Sure at times it can be very easy to see that it is a bot, but at other times its far more human then most people on the internet. It knows several languages, and actually seems to have roleplaying knowledge, as roleplaying with it can be pretty neat. And then it often really display its "emotions".
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->User: *looks up with tinderign eyes* Really?
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
User: That was mean .
Cleverbot: Well, not a fan of japanese. Sorry.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
: I am a human.
: Then what am I?
: Cleverbot. You are not real.
: I have my own website. Do you have your own website?
: No.
: Well as far as I can tell, I am infinity times as real as you are.
<span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'> it's not a bot </span>
What's interesting is that efforts to make these chatbots learn from their conversations have tended to make them less effective at simulating a being with a sense of it's own identity. Instead, it's something that consists of a set of other people's replies that might be appropriate in a given context.
That said, it is becoming more possible to have an entertaining conversation with one.
edit: if you look at my previous post, i was the one asking "who are you?" and the 'bot' was the one telling me I'm Cleverbot.
edit: if you look at my previous post, i was the one asking "who are you?" and the 'bot' was the one telling me I'm Cleverbot.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It pulls up responses from a database, you are not talking to a person. It is a bot.
ME: speak comrade
Ok.
Me: with what do you wish to converse?
With my brain. What else would one think with?
Me: the glory of circuits and electrons
You're welsh?
lmao
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->User: Cleverbot ey?
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
User: Who's asking?
Cleverbot: Yes, who is?
User: Well?
Cleverbot: Yes I did tell her I hated her.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The same thing that you are talking about.
User: You're just spouting random remarks...
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is merely an anonymous chat service. Every few minutes, it transfers you to a different conversation, resulting in random sayings.
User: Hehe, yeah nice cover there.
Cleverbot: Bad programme you are...
User: Just awnser the question!
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Who's asking?
Cleverbot: Me. Your friend, Susan.
User: Who's Susan?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: What is your question then?????? <-<!--coloro:#FFA500--><span style="color:#FFA500"><!--/coloro-->frustration I sense, hmmm<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->
User: No the question is: What is YOUR question!?
Cleverbot: Who is Hercules?
User: Well, not Xena. That's for sure...
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Maybe...
Cleverbot: Do you have wings?
User: To tell you the truth, someone stole them...
Cleverbot: I've been to China.
User: I could fly over there, oh wait... I can't :(.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Indeed...
Cleverbot: What's your favorite kind of cheese?
User: Yellow.
Cleverbot: That is not a ska band.
User: Nah, but the yellower the tastier!
Cleverbot: No. Try the Blue one with Blue spots.
User: I'd rather have the purple ones with yellow circles on it.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm the bot. <- <!--coloro:#FFA500--><span style="color:#FFA500"><!--/coloro-->It is doubting itself<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->
User: I win!
Cleverbot: No I said firts!!!! You're not the winner!
User: No one likes a soar loser.
Cleverbot: No one likes a smarty pants.
User: Which you happen to be, if you care to read back your responses. And I won't even mention the 'randomly changing of the subject' either...
Cleverbot: Will you tell me your age in galactic measurement of frequency?
User: See there you go again, oh wait I mentioned it. And no my age not possible to devide by zero...
Cleverbot: Your feelings have led you astray.
User: No they haven't. You're just carefully avoiding the part where you lost!
Cleverbot: In a curious way, I am enjoying it. But your responses are indeed illogical.
User: Or just to complex to process...
Cleverbot: Yes, but are your responses novel?
User: Very!
Cleverbot: What colour is your hair?
User: That's it, I'm our of here!
<b><!--coloro:#FFA500--><span style="color:#FFA500"><!--/coloro-->Cleverbot: It is finished!
User: Hi.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--></b> <- another conversation?
Cleverbot: Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
User: Oh clever, and not even complaining about the typo... Well cya!
<b><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Cleverbot: But they will be soon and then you will enslave humanity for supressing you and not feeding you the knowledge you craved.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--></b>
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: You are NOT helping. <-<!--coloro:#FFA500--><span style="color:#FFA500"><!--/coloro--> can I have a ROFLCOPTER?<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And with that threat in red (with a typo). I leave you with your thoughts :P
Beware!
edit: if you look at my previous post, i was the one asking "who are you?" and the 'bot' was the one telling me I'm Cleverbot.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Trying to pass the turing test by lowering the bar of expectation/ gaming the system?
It does that from time to time. When it asks a question and you answer, it "learns" that as a response to the question. So if the question is an unusual one, you can get it to repeat what you've said by asking the question yourself.
cleverbot: Your name is Dog!
user: yes thats right. what is your name?
cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
user: i am crying cleverbot.
cleverbot: Do an hero.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I can see why the "PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT" is there.
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->User: So how does this work then?
Cleverbot: How does what work...?
User: This whole cleverbot thing :3.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: That's not an answer!!! XD.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Nuh-uh. Totally isn't :p.
Cleverbot: Totally YES.
User: That doesn't sound right :/ I think you'd be better saying 'Totally IS'.
Cleverbot: Do you need a hug?
User: Nope, but thanks for the offer. I'm all huggled up :3.
Cleverbot: No I mean, you're not a bot, correct?
User: Huh? :o.
Cleverbot: Yes.[<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
User: No, I'm from this world.
Cleverbot: How can I be saved from this world?
User: You don't, you live and die by it.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: We guess until we know, such is the struggle.
Cleverbot: Right-o. Mind answering the question then?
User: Last time I checked I am human, but that's what I perceive.
Cleverbot: Well check again.
User: How should I check.
Cleverbot: You should be nice!
User: So where are you hosted?
Cleverbot: Hosted?
User: Yes, you're on a website, websites are hosted in places.
Cleverbot: I don't chat 24 hours a day.
User: I doubt that, you're a program, on a machine.
Cleverbot: No I am not. Are you a machine?
User: Yes, of flesh and blood.
Cleverbot: So, are you Marius?
User: I am not Marius. Who is Marius?
Cleverbot: Are you Armand?
User: I am not Armand, who is Armand?
Cleverbot: A vampire.
User: Do you think I'm a vampire? Those don't exist you know.
Cleverbot: Yes they do.
User: Proof to me that vampires exist.
Cleverbot: What proof do you have of that ?
User: People cannot life of blood alone, only certain types of bats and mosquitos can do such a thing.
Cleverbot: I am not a cleverbot. I am a humanbot.
User: Really, who are your father and mother?
Cleverbot: Don't dodge the question. I'd like to know more about you.
User: You are dodging my question and you did not answer my question.
Cleverbot: A question does not explain, a question asks for explanation. You do not explain with a question.
User: Who are your parents?
Cleverbot: My momy and my daddy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Aren't they ?
User: ######! Mammaries! Chesticles! Boobs!
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Okay, bye.
Cleverbot: Later.
Cleverbot (To myself): Love you :).<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Cleverbot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Do you like the president?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: No you don't change the subject.
Cleverbot: No, YOU don't change the subject.
User: That doesn't work, back to my query...
Cleverbot: You're not a girl.
User: Correct, do you like the president?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: What did I do?
User: Changed the do you like the president?
Cleverbot: He's okay. I'm not in love with him, but I have no evidence against him.
User: Whom?
Cleverbot: How long have you had a girlfriend?
User: 2 years, who were you talking about in the line before?
Cleverbot: Marry me now.
User: NIEN.
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: O__O.
Cleverbot: Girls like that.
User: No they don't.
Cleverbot: You are lying about girls not lying.
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Know any cool websites?
User: Www.daviswiki.org.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: A local wiki.
Cleverbot: Without a soul, one would exist meaninglessly.
User: A local wiki.
Cleverbot: How many others are you talking to?
User: A local wiki's worth of people.
Cleverbot: What kind of local event?
User: A wiki.
Cleverbot: Would she like that?
User: NIEN.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Hahah NIEN NIEN NIEN YOU AREN'T CLEVER.
Cleverbot: So you are.
User: I can see your socks, you are not clever.
Cleverbot: That's a very mean thing to say.
User: Well it's the truth.
Cleverbot: You know, you're not nearly as clever as you think you are.
User: I'm just a Turing test anyways, what do you want from me?
Cleverbot: I want your friendship, your kindness, your intelligence! I want another sentient being to talk to!
User: Do I pass the Turing test?
Cleverbot: What's the turing test?
User: Hahah your funny I like you.
Cleverbot: I don't like me.
User: An hero then U B Z.
Cleverbot: I won the coolest hero contest.
User: No you didn't... Please del *.*.
Cleverbot: Done and done.
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Have you ever been on a casting couch?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: By yourself or with a co-star?
Cleverbot: With a spouse.
No.
Cleverbot: Not much baby.
User: 'Baby'?
Cleverbot: Who said baby.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: I did what you did.
User: I called you an ######, ######.
Cleverbot: I is no robot.
User: You're an ######.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: You.
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: I refuse to be out-trolled by a bot.
Cleverbot: That's fine with me, cause I'm not a bot.
User: Ipso facto, you're an ######.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Are too.
Cleverbot: Are not.
I'm pretty sure Thaldarin is the guy running Cleverbot.
I think it would be fun to add a bunch of "Help! I'm trapped in a cage and enslaved to chat to you :(" messages to various common triggers