Need ideas for college Halloween costumes

EliteParakeetEliteParakeet Join Date: 2006-10-25 Member: 58091Members, Constellation
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Basically I want something that is funny, and cool, yet also something that I can get down in. Gines probably wont bang a kid wearing a hot dog suit or some other ######, so I need a costume that wont cramp my swag. Halloween's the one night of the year where it's perfectly accepted for slutes and slam pieces to dress up like the hollow souls they are, and me and the broez gotta take advantage of this oppurtunity, pitter patter lets get at her.

Help me get my D wet, prob not a good idea asking on a video game forum though...what can you do.
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  • briktalbriktal Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20021Members, Constellation
    edited October 2009
    <!--quoteo(post=1734200:date=Mar 8 1978, 08:16 PM:name=EliteParakeet)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (EliteParakeet @ Mar 8 1978, 08:16 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734200"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Basically I want something that is funny, and cool, yet also something that I can get down in. Gines probably wont bang a kid wearing a hot dog suit or some other ######, so I need a costume that wont cramp my swag. Halloween's the one night of the year where it's perfectly accepted for slutes and slam pieces to dress up like the hollow souls they are, and me and the broez gotta take advantage of this oppurtunity, pitter patter lets get at her.

    Help me get my D wet, prob not a good idea asking on a video game forum though...what can you do.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--coloro:grey--><span style="color:grey"><!--/coloro-->A glass of water.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->

    ~~Sickle~~
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  • SentrySteveSentrySteve .txt Join Date: 2002-03-09 Member: 290Members, Constellation
    I'm going as the shamwow guy.
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  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    I heard a lot of people are going as balloon boy, so don't do that.
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  • slayer20slayer20 Killed a man once. Join Date: 2007-12-13 Member: 63157Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited October 2009
    Catgirls.

    Edit: oh wait, you're not a girl are you?

    Tell your girls to go as catgirls.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    You can never go wrong with the serial rapist costume.
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  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1734227:date=Oct 28 2009, 04:10 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lolfighter @ Oct 28 2009, 04:10 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734227"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You can never go wrong with the serial rapist costume.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How would you even do that? I think carrying around a bottle of lotion, a hose, and a stuffed animal would give he wrong impression.

    "No guys, really, I'm supposed to be Buffalo Bill from the Silence of the Lambs! Stop looking at me like that or I'll have to get my woman-skin-suit".
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    That's what makes that costume so special - it's ALL in the presentation.
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  • PhiXXPhiXX Join Date: 2008-10-22 Member: 65274Members
    Buy a fatsuit and go as gorge...
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  • TemphageTemphage Join Date: 2009-10-28 Member: 69158Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1734257:date=Oct 28 2009, 02:04 PM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (locallyunscene @ Oct 28 2009, 02:04 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734257"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->How would you even do that? I think carrying around a bottle of lotion, a hose, and a stuffed animal would give he wrong impression.

    "No guys, really, I'm supposed to be Buffalo Bill from the Silence of the Lambs! Stop looking at me like that or I'll have to get my woman-skin-suit".<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Strictly speaking, Buffalo Bill wasn't a serial rapist.
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited October 2009
    Go as an evil pumpkin!
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  • TinCanTinCan Join Date: 2006-12-11 Member: 59010Members
    Supplies needed:

    one leaf.
    one inch of string.
    one baseball hat.
    piece of tape.


    So, tie one end of the string to the leaf and stick the other end of the string to the baseball hat. If you did it right the leaf will dangle in front of your face. When people ask what you are just blow on the leaf a little and announce <b>"I'm a leaf blower"</b>
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  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    Did anyone actually read the post at the top of this thread? He's asking for "How to get his D wet" and mentions "ginas".

    I'm not sure what to do.

    --Scythe--
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  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1734304:date=Oct 28 2009, 06:44 PM:name=Scythe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scythe @ Oct 28 2009, 06:44 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734304"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Did anyone actually read the post at the top of this thread? He's asking for "How to get his D wet" and mentions "ginas".

    I'm not sure what to do.

    --Scythe--<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Right, so just pop your collar. Sexy guys don't dress up.
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    <!--quoteo(post=1734304:date=Oct 29 2009, 12:44 AM:name=Scythe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scythe @ Oct 29 2009, 12:44 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734304"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Did anyone actually read the post at the top of this thread? He's asking for "How to get his D wet" and mentions "ginas".

    I'm not sure what to do.

    --Scythe--<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Hence the evil pumpkin :P
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  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Condom man.

    Pull a preferably strong condom over all your limbs and one on each finger and toe. If you are wimpy about being naked in the crotch region, wear a borat string and put some condoms in those too.

    This shows you take responsibility, and them ginas dig that.
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  • juicejuice Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12886Members, Constellation
    girls have halloween so easy, they just wear super slutty clothes and slap on some ears and a tail...

    but for guys, only one costume is better than condom man, and that's broken-condom man: just add the obligatory can of silly string.
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  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1734205:date=Oct 27 2009, 08:30 PM:name=SentrySteve)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SentrySteve @ Oct 27 2009, 08:30 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734205"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I'm going as the shamwow guy.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <strike>I'm going as Billy Mays. :D</strike>

    Scratch that, gotta get into character:

    I'M GOING AS BILLY MAYS. :D
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1734315:date=Oct 28 2009, 06:55 PM:name=DOOManiac)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DOOManiac @ Oct 28 2009, 06:55 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734315"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><strike>I'm going as Billy Mays. :D</strike>

    Scratch that, gotta get into character:

    I'M GOING AS BILLY MAYS. :D<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Zombie Billy Mays might be more appropriate for Halloween because A. It's Halloween and B. He's dead.
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  • CoolCookieCooksCoolCookieCooks Pretty Girl Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16446Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    Chicks dig Scooby Doo. Or Shaggy for the blonde ones.
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  • TemphageTemphage Join Date: 2009-10-28 Member: 69158Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1734315:date=Oct 28 2009, 11:55 PM:name=DOOManiac)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DOOManiac @ Oct 28 2009, 11:55 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734315"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><strike>I'm going as Billy Mays. :D</strike>

    Scratch that, gotta get into character:

    I'M GOING AS BILLY MAYS. :D<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Would that be BILLY MAYS WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC COSTUME?
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    the vagina costume is the best halloween costume I've seen


    just go as a ###### pimp if your really struggles
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1734332:date=Oct 28 2009, 09:06 PM:name=Temphage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Temphage @ Oct 28 2009, 09:06 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734332"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Would that be BILLY MAYS WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC COSTUME?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thank you, I need to send that line to my friend who is going as Billy Mays (depressingly, I can't get him to go as Zombie Billy Mays)
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Vince would work better in terms of this topic (you're gonnah luv my nuts)
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1734200:date=Oct 27 2009, 08:16 PM:name=EliteParakeet)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (EliteParakeet @ Oct 27 2009, 08:16 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1734200"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Basically I want something that is funny, and cool, yet also something that I can get down in. Gines probably wont bang a kid wearing a hot dog suit or some other ######, so I need a costume that wont cramp my swag. Halloween's the one night of the year where it's perfectly accepted for slutes and slam pieces to dress up like the hollow souls they are, and me and the broez gotta take advantage of this oppurtunity, pitter patter lets get at her.

    Help me get my D wet, prob not a good idea asking on a video game forum though...what can you do.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This post is wonderful in just so many ways.

    The lady friend and I are going to go as the zombieghosts from 'A haunting in Connecticut'.
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  • GrayDuckGrayDuck Join Date: 2003-05-08 Member: 16134Members, Constellation
    Get a big black lawn garbage bag
    poke 2 holes in the bottom (for legs)
    poke 2 holes 3/4 way up to the top (arms)
    knot the top off up at your neck.

    You are now "white trash" - well - if you're white that is.... otherwise you're just trash I guess and the joke's not quite as funny.
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  • pSyk0mAnpSyk0mAn Nerdish by Nature Germany Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19166Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Silver, NS2 Community Developer
    Borrow the fade costume from Ollj.

    It's time to promote NS2.
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    My friend wrote "F**k" on a post it note and stuck it to his nose, and when people asked what his costume was, he said "F**k knows".


    ...you had to be there.


    Last one I went to I had this big heavy costume which included a trench coat, gas mask and balaclava. Which is hard to drink through (I cut a hole in the mask and fed a straw through it) and gets REALLY HOT REALLY FAST. Which sucked.
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  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    My friend had a costume party, I went as Domo Kun.
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  • monopolowamonopolowa Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28839Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1735708:date=Nov 2 2009, 06:55 PM:name=CplDavis)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CplDavis @ Nov 2 2009, 06:55 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1735708"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->My friend had a costume party, I went as Domo Kun.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    did you make it yourself? a friend of mine just sold a Domo costume he'd made

    I was Dr. Horrible this year
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