*NSFW* Spore Creature Creator leaked...

CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Members, Constellation
edited June 2008 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">pics inside!</div>I opened up <a href="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/" target="_blank">RockPaperShotgun</a> today to find a <a href="http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=1921" target="_blank">thread full of pure win</a>.

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Apparently it appeared on EA’s site briefly before being taken down (<a href="http://eastore.ea.com/store/ea/en_US/DisplayProductDetailsPage/ThemeID.1252400&productID=101447000" target="_blank">There’s a placeholder file there now</a>), but people have nabbed it and it’s available on major torrent sites. <a href="http://www.mininova.org/tor/1503646" target="_blank">Such as this one</a>. First impressions? Even with only a quarter of the complete Spore content, it’s an incredible piece of software.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

The RPS comments also have some other download links like Rapidshare and MegaUpload. Euros, try <a href="http://www.fragland.net/downloads/SCCTrialSetupexe/16109/" target="_blank">this link</a>

<b>To the admins:</b>
Although this product hasn't fully been released, it was leaked by EA and the content that was leaked is to be released as a free demo anyway. If you still want to take the thread down with those facts in mind, then so be it.

<b>Big disclaimer:</b>
<!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->This thread contains some really weird and wacky stuff. Although none of it is sexually explicit, some of it is sexually <i>implicit</i>.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->

<b>Rules:</b>
If you find something rude-looking and want to share it, put NSFW (Not Safe For Work) before the link, as I have done below.

Now, on with the 'creature' pics. I'll get the most obvious examples out of the way first (the Spore porn a.k.a. Sporn a.k.a. Spr0n)

NSFW <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wi9sCH_D78" target="_blank">Homo Erectus</a>
NSFW <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-689194118682834081" target="_blank">Canis Fornicans</a>
NSFW <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aJY9iAD1rw&NR=1" target="_blank">Yes, someone made a G***se!</a>

Now for some other, less crude efforts from the RPS comments:

<a href="http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=credrjohnzoidberg067f5eey5.png" target="_blank">Humanoid, you say?</a> (Futurama fans should get this)
<a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/KDTelford/Spore/photo#5212220854400820706" target="_blank">Steedman</a>
<a href="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/IC_DED_PPL/CRE_Headcrab-067f9ac8_sml.jpg" target="_blank">Headcrabz!</a>
<a href="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/IC_DED_PPL/CRE_Strider-067f5819_sml.jpg" target="_blank">Striiiderz!</a>

There are loads of other great (and less disturbing) examples in the RPS comments. I was wondering what NS-OT could come up with...
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    edited June 2008
    Man you posted the video i was going to hahaha, what has science done XD

    <img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/d00m3dd00d/cockmonster.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Originally, having your planets populated with the creatures of other users sounded really cool. Now, I'm not so sure...
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1681217:date=Jun 16 2008, 04:33 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 16 2008, 04:33 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681217"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Originally, having your planets populated with the creatures of other users sounded really cool. Now, I'm not so sure...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Nothing better than your race being beaten down by the cockoligans
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    edited June 2008
    My handiwork last night:

    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/gorge1.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/gorge3.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/gorge4.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/gorge6.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/gorge7.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/gorge8.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

    This is really an incredible piece of software. For it to be able to do what it can do... I'm amazed. Someone made an awesome onos model too, forgot who they are.

    --Scythe--

    Edit:

    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/fade1.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/fade2.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/fade3.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    <img src="http://www.tjhowse.com/spore/fade5.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Because Spore is all about evolving from bacteria into a penis and then making a civilized world that makes penis-shaped spaceships for them to fly around in.
  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    edited June 2008
    oh my internets :O

    ugh, it has securom..
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1681221:date=Jun 16 2008, 04:35 AM:name=Align)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Align @ Jun 16 2008, 04:35 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681221"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Because Spore is all about evolving from bacteria into a penis and then making a civilized world that makes penis-shaped spaceships for them to fly around in.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    And then have them declare war with the nearby race of butt-people.
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    I, for one, welcome our well-endowed overlords.

    P.S. I edited my post above and added pictures of the fade I made. Spore really (really) doesn't like asymmetry, so I had to put two acid pods on. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />

    --Scythe--
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited June 2008
    In before the lock? I had plans to post this yesterday but out of fear breaking the rules, I didn't.

    On with the pictures:

    My very own creation. Because of the spine design the leg had to go around the whole spinal cord before getting footing at the back.

    <a href="http://www.flickcabin.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.flickcabin.com/sessions/da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709/pinkeh.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <a href="http://www.flickcabin.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.flickcabin.com/sessions/da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709/pinky%20broke.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    3 heads, 3 different sounds, quite annoying little ######.
    <a href="http://www.flickcabin.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.flickcabin.com/sessions/da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709/pinky4.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    Some random freak with intersecting arms, seeing it dance is like having a seizure while doodling.

    <a href="http://www.flickcabin.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.flickcabin.com/sessions/da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709/afasdl.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    My try on a fade (crap)

    <a href="http://www.flickcabin.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.flickcabin.com/sessions/da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709/fade.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    And skulk! (much better)

    <a href="http://www.flickcabin.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.flickcabin.com/sessions/da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709/skulk.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <a href="http://www.flickcabin.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.flickcabin.com/sessions/da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709/skulk2.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Steedman
    <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/KDTelford/Spore/photo#5212220854400820706" target="_blank">http://picasaweb.google.com/KDTelford/Spor...220854400820706</a><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    How is this made?
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    The Shockwave effort to be added to the pile.

    Ladies & Gentlemen, for one night only, live from the undersea dead city of Ry'leh... I give you.... Great.... CTHULU!

    *Cheers of Rapture*

    *Waves of Insanity*

    *1d6 Investigators per Round*

    <center><object width="450" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EQIdL0wRhnc"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EQIdL0wRhnc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="356"></embed></object></center>
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Oh, and for disgusting levels of chibi cute...

    I present... Insectohopper.

    <img src="http://www.zen36316.zen.co.uk/Random/chibi.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    edited June 2008
    <!--quoteo(post=1681217:date=Jun 16 2008, 04:33 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 16 2008, 04:33 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681217"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Originally, having your planets populated with the creatures of other users sounded really cool. Now, I'm not so sure...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I hope there's a good way to select them or at the very least a way for me to turn off online content.

    Installed and starting up now... Lets see what I create!
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1681219:date=Jun 16 2008, 12:26 PM:name=Scythe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scythe @ Jun 16 2008, 12:26 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681219"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->My handiwork last night:

    [first set of piktars, the gorge]<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    OMG RUN FATTY!

    Man, looks so awesome. But I'm gonna wait till... tomorrow to get the legit version of the editor. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nerd-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::nerdy::" border="0" alt="nerd-fix.gif" />
  • PeperorosPeperoros Join Date: 2008-06-16 Member: 64458Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1681233:date=Jun 16 2008, 01:51 PM:name=Shockwave)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Shockwave @ Jun 16 2008, 01:51 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681233"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Oh, and for disgusting levels of chibi cute...

    I present... Insectohopper.

    <img src="http://www.zen36316.zen.co.uk/Random/chibi.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hah, I made this creature a few days ago.

    "Insectohopper has evolved!"

    <img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l126/Chief-kun/CRE_Kill_Me-067f5e0b_ful.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />

    This game is truly amazing :3
  • SentrySteveSentrySteve .txt Join Date: 2002-03-09 Member: 290Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1681226:date=Jun 16 2008, 07:23 AM:name=Svenpa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Svenpa @ Jun 16 2008, 07:23 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681226"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In before the lock? I had plans to post this yesterday but out of fear breaking the rules, I didn't.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Same, I've been waiting for this thread for days.

    These are <i>very</i> NSFW, but very funny:

    <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-689194118682834081&hl=en" target="_blank">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...34081&hl=en</a>

    <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1486628845115939276&hl=en" target="_blank">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1...39276&hl=en</a>
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    edited June 2008
    My creation...

    They made those "siamese twins" by using the "advanced arm" stuff... Check out the help for it. That's also how I created this dude.

    ... Couldn't help myself with the placement of the eye. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
    ... Forgot to paint it though.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <img src="http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08251/sporebike245.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    Made by Anon.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1681253:date=Jun 16 2008, 11:18 AM:name=Align)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Align @ Jun 16 2008, 11:18 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681253"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><img src="http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08251/sporebike245.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
    Made by Anon.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I really don't think that is possible in the creator... There isn't any wheel type of thing...
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1681254:date=Jun 16 2008, 10:25 AM:name=Psyke)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Psyke @ Jun 16 2008, 10:25 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681254"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I really don't think that is possible in the creator... There isn't any wheel type of thing...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    In the full version of the creator there's a buzzsaw.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1681255:date=Jun 16 2008, 11:37 AM:name=TychoCelchuuu)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Jun 16 2008, 11:37 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681255"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In the full version of the creator there's a buzzsaw.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But the full version isn't out and hasn't been leaked?
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    found a starship trooper bug
    <a href="http://video.aol.com/video-detail/spore-starship-troopers-bug-2/2097243378" target="_blank">http://video.aol.com/video-detail/spore-st...ug-2/2097243378</a>
  • Zor2Zor2 Join Date: 2005-01-13 Member: 35341Members, Constellation
    LOL @ all those creatures. I have never laughed so hard at something on the Internet before. Thanks Crispy, you just gave me stomach cramp.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1681257:date=Jun 16 2008, 06:34 PM:name=Psyke)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Psyke @ Jun 16 2008, 06:34 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681257"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->But the full version isn't out and hasn't been leaked?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    no, the leak was of the demo, which is going to has been legal to download for free <i>anyway</i>

    Just not before they wanted people to do so. Maybe they hadn't finished setting up the servers, I don't know..
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1681263:date=Jun 16 2008, 08:37 PM:name=Align)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Align @ Jun 16 2008, 08:37 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681263"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->no, the leak was of the demo, which is going to has been legal to download for free <i>anyway</i>

    Just not before they wanted people to do so. Maybe they hadn't finished setting up the servers, I don't know..<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Yeah, now everyone got it before they could set up all the "Pre-order now!!" pages.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    My try on a "real" creature, as in, efficient.

    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792361_stabbeh6.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792393_stabbeh5.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792359_stabbeh4.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792358_stabbeh3l.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792357_stabbej2.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792356_stabbeh.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>

    And the conjoined twins.

    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792382_twins6.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792381_twins5.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792380_twins4.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792378_twins3.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Seems like there is a image limit so here's the rest that didn't make it.

    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792377_twins2.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792376_twinsl.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792389_twins9.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792388_twins8l.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com" target="_blank"> <img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1792387_twins7.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    Do you have some more images of the green one? I don't think I have seen enough
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1681270:date=Jun 16 2008, 09:06 PM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ Jun 16 2008, 09:06 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1681270"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Do you have some more images of the green one? I don't think I have seen enough<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Do I smell sarcasm? Cause Ima pretty sure I do.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited June 2008
    <img src="http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/239/clawof9.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />

    Edit: I missed it until recently but you can press all those buttons on the upper right when in build mode (punch in testdrive and attack in build is two different animations) as you gain more/better abilities.
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    This is my attempt at an onos:
    <a href="http://imageshack.us" target="_blank"><img src="http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6247/creonos0680ebd2smlnk7.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=233&i=creonos0680ebd2smlnk7.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/6247/creonos0680ebd2smlnk7.b9f62e2ed7.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://imageshack.us" target="_blank"><img src="http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1205/creonos0680ebd3smlzm9.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
    <a href="http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=93&i=creonos0680ebd3smlzm9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1205/creonos0680ebd3smlzm9.d961b0e279.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
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