The Bass Pro Shop

CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Is it the end of days?</div>So, today, I was out with my grandfather. He needed to pick up some bullets from the Bass Pro Shop, and asked me if I'd like to come along, so I did.

Looking at the building, you wouldn't guess that it was a store. There were hundreds of dead animals mounted on the walls, deer antlers in an arch above the entrance way. The entire place looked like a gigantic log cabin.

Anyway, walking about in the store, I found a Starbucks, and was puzzled. The Bass Pro Shop is the last place I'd ever expect to find Starbucks, but it was there, and I had my latte while I looked at guns and fishing boats.

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    There is a Starbucks everywhere. I live in Seattle and 10 minutes from my house is a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks. You can sit there drinking coffee, watching people in the other Starbucks watch you watch them watch you watch them.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    edited May 2008
    I believe Starbucks is a franchise. Meaning, anyone who wants to can open up a Starbucks wherever they want.
    I'm not sure what's so special about it being in front of this shop.
    Someone must have thought it was a place with high traffic that was not close to any other coffee vendor.

    This is also why you can find Starbucks across from each other. I don't know why someone would want to open a second one across the street, but there must have been some logic... Or just someone with too much money that thought it would be funny.


    ...

    Nothing to see here, move along. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    No, it's not outside the store, it's smack in the middle of it. Right next to the fishing supplies, downstairs from the hunting stuff.

    It just seems out of place is all I'm getting at.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    yes, one usually associates Starbucks with yuppies, sitting there reading RSS feeds on their powerbooks on lunch break from their jobs as stock brokers. I concur that it sounds strange that one was in a hunting supply store. I would pay for a photo of a slack-jawed yokel wearing a tattered straw hat, boomstick strapped to his back, sipping his Starbucks through the gap in his chewing tobacco rotted teeth. especially if he was wearing glasses and reading the New York Times while he did so.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    That's a bit more odd I suppose. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
    Still, same thing applies. Maybe the owner of the gun shop place likes coffee.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Or maybe people who <i>shop</i> there like coffee. Or at least the grandchildren of people who shop there.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1679252:date=May 22 2008, 10:00 PM:name=TychoCelchuuu)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ May 22 2008, 10:00 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1679252"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->There is a Starbucks everywhere. I live in Seattle and 10 minutes from my house is a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks. You can sit there drinking coffee, watching people in the other Starbucks watch you watch them watch you watch them.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you live in SEATTLE, that doesn't count. (for those not aware, Starbucks originated in Seattle) Just like it doesn't count that I can say I knew a place that had 4 in a 2 block radius (3 of them with in a 1 block radius), but I live in NYC <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    <!--quoteo(post=1679263:date=May 22 2008, 11:30 PM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ May 22 2008, 11:30 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1679263"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->yes, one usually associates Starbucks with yuppies, sitting there reading RSS feeds on their powerbooks on lunch break from their jobs as stock brokers. I concur that it sounds strange that one was in a hunting supply store. I would pay for a photo of a slack-jawed yokel wearing a tattered straw hat, boomstick strapped to his back, sipping his Starbucks through the gap in his chewing tobacco rotted teeth. especially if he was wearing glasses and reading the New York Times while he did so.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Now that would be a good picture.



    However, tbh, Starbucks is simply the McDs of coffee. True, their image is one thing, but Coffee is such a wide spread American phenomenon (and was so well before Starbucks), that people from every walk of life drink the stuff constantly.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Incidentally, this exact same scenario exists with Balzac Coffee in inner Hamburg. There's a Balzac on just about every other street. And YES, they've pulled the "one Balzac across the street from another Balzac" stunt too. It staggers the mind.
  • remiremi remedy [blu.knight] Join Date: 2003-11-18 Member: 23112Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS2 Developer, NS2 Playtester
    <!--quoteo(post=1679284:date=May 23 2008, 06:06 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ May 23 2008, 06:06 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1679284"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Incidentally, this exact same scenario exists with Balzac Coffee in inner Hamburg. There's a Balzac on just about every other street. And YES, they've pulled the "one Balzac across the street from another Balzac" stunt too. It staggers the mind.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This was my point. It's not that "they" pulled the across the street stunt. If it is a franchise the owners of those two shops are in direct competition with each other and those owners decided to do so, but if the "they" is referring to Balzac as a whole, they did not have any part in the placement of those shops other than to say "Sure, start your own. Pay us money and you can use our brand name." or whatever franchised companies do.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTbIBswvvC0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTbIBswvvC0</a>

    lawl
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    I'd have done that when I was in high school. After I drank my latte.
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    edited May 2008
    Why? Coffee and hunting/fishing go good together, wish we had more starbucks here in kentucky, here we got panera bread on a lesser scale.
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