Funniest Game...

DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
edited November 2002 in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">ever!</div> Ok, i was alien and we had 2 hives, 1 was protected by turrets and we were trying to take it out, the marines asked me to be commander so i did.

I joined the team and the last hives base was destroyed and there were going to go onos and waste us. They started attacking our base andwe were losing badly. I went to the airlock and placed a command chair there, sent 1 person there to build it, as soon as the door closed from when he went inside a onos ran past and luckily didnt see him, well bthe base was underway. On 1 side of the door was turrets, the other was onos's, we made a siege canon and few turrets then i heard, Command station under attack.

I made a infantry portal at the new base and told no-one to leave the room since the onos's would find our secret base. They listened which made me happy, but then a onos charges through the door getting completely wiped out by all the marines and turrets. He tells his friends and they prepare the attack.

A fade was in the airvent, an onos and lerk were outside and they were mad, real mad. The fade looked down the vent and started chucking acid rockets down then i heard the door open, i thought to myself, were F*****! almost all the marines were dead, i had 29 resources and the last marine had died, i was alone in a room full of xenoforms.

I finally got 30 resources made a command centre in the other airlock and ran for my life, past all the turrets jumping dodging the bullets, i made it to the command centre and was about to build when an onos charges through teh door, he must have followed me, i hid behind command centre hoping he hadnt seen me but he had. I pumped all my ammo in him but he just laughed and slayed me...

Funniest game ever, everyone was laughing... You had to be there to see it.

Heres a picture of the second base.

Comments

  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Quick delete that picture it has a swear word in it, use this one instead.
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Anyone else had a funny story? I wanna read someones funny stories because i am bored.
  • SlashmanSlashman Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1815Members
    Marine base was under attack by Onos. It was the final charge and coming to an end with no buildings left at all and no one left on the marine team....

    Except me....Eep!

    Having just spawned in in a room of 3 Onos and 4 Fades armed with only an LMG and Pistol, I did what anyone would do. I Ran!

    Some Onos spotted me dart out of the door of our recently decimated base and took off after me. Soon he was a few feet behind me. I ran clear across the level with an Onos 3 feet or so behind me, chomping the whole time and missing. Pretty soon, another Onos appears down the hall infront of me. I turn around and see the one on my tail still there and I realize it is over. They both charge towards eachother and squish me between them. Ouch.
  • Onii-chanOnii-chan Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7164Members
    Yeah I have a very funny story

    On Nancy ... it was middle-game ... they had 2 hives and were getting in the 3rd <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
    We had a preety good comm that actualy used the mic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I was a light marine with LMG <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I got lost trying to get to a very distant waypoint and got to the mess hall ... then I climbed that dubble ladder and turned right ... O_o I was like wtf?!@! where does this comm want me <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--> ... after I turn right, I see an alien res tower + 2 fades that didnt see me .... I hoped <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> ... then they went somewhere ... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I saw a vent that lead to the hive room <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> ... and LOL GUESS WHAT ... the vent was unguarded ... they only made OCs and DCs @ the main entrance ... my comm yelled @ me through the mic ... "sup where the **** are you ... ?" then he saw me "LOL Superior the great adventurer"... then he gave me ammo and made a TF ... turrets ... and BAM no more hive ... rambo missions can be usefull sometimes <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> ... then some skulks attacked I killed 2 but the 3rd killed me when I was reloading <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> ... we won that game BTW <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • absentabsent Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8378Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Silent But Violent+Nov 24 2002, 06:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Silent But Violent @ Nov 24 2002, 06:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Quick delete that picture it has a swear word in it, use this one instead.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    uhh..?
  • mwellsmwells Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6041Members
    I was playing on the F.o.R server like I usually do, and we were pretty much defeated. The marines were closing in on the last hive, so most of us went lerk/skulk and climbed up into the extremely dark corners in the Powersilo hive(I forget the map), they destroyed the hive. We all started chuckling in unison, it was HILARIOUS. Oh man, I almost lost control of myself for a sec. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Onii-chanOnii-chan Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7164Members
    ahh sorry forgot to attach <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

    The pic isnt from that game BTW <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> ... while beeing Rambo I was too busy to make post cards <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Dauntl3ssDauntl3ss Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7737Members
    wow, a s"beep"load of smileys..

    well, nice story both of you, i love running and managing to espace.. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    <!--QuoteBegin--absent+Nov 26 2002, 01:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (absent @ Nov 26 2002, 01:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin--Silent But Violent+Nov 24 2002, 06:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Silent But Violent @ Nov 24 2002, 06:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Quick delete that picture it has a swear word in it, use this one instead.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    uhh..?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I posted a picture with my story but it had a swear word in, see my second post and look at what people said, i censored it.
  • NikkelNikkel Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9781Members
    Is that The Haven server? i play there alot and play with deathjester often.
  • theMANwithTHEcheesetheMANwithTHEcheese Join Date: 2002-11-27 Member: 10085Members
    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> In reply to the 1st post, I was in that game. I can't belive i found this forum amazing luck. I was in that game and it was hilarious. It was so funny when the aliens asked where are you lot?
    That game was brilliant and excellent tactics by you as you weren't the orignal comm either!!
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