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<div class="IPBDescription">no plush toys?! ;) (fun thread)</div> (this is a joke thread)
WTF! BS!
Shirts, caps, stickers and EVEN BABY BIBS!
F THAT! I want my plush toys!! I want my skulk and marine that I can cuddle w/ while I go to bed! I want siege cannons and turret plushes (or like a small little thing made outta rubber like a stress reliever type thing)! I want the Lerk so that I can dangle it with a string from my ceiling! I also want some more skulks and marines and hang the skulks on corners and under things and also above my door frame! I want the marines on my desk and on top of my PC and such!
I WANT MY F'ING D4MN PLUSH TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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lol!
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Oh and yes..i'm 18...SO!
lol <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
WTF! BS!
Shirts, caps, stickers and EVEN BABY BIBS!
F THAT! I want my plush toys!! I want my skulk and marine that I can cuddle w/ while I go to bed! I want siege cannons and turret plushes (or like a small little thing made outta rubber like a stress reliever type thing)! I want the Lerk so that I can dangle it with a string from my ceiling! I also want some more skulks and marines and hang the skulks on corners and under things and also above my door frame! I want the marines on my desk and on top of my PC and such!
I WANT MY F'ING D4MN PLUSH TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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lol!
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Oh and yes..i'm 18...SO!
lol <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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WTF! BS!
Shirts, caps, stickers and EVEN BABY BIBS!
F THAT! I want my plush toys!! I want my skulk and marine that I can cuddle w/ while I go to bed! I want siege cannons and turret plushes (or like a small little thing made outta rubber like a stress reliever type thing)! I want the Lerk so that I can dangle it with a string from my ceiling! I also want some more skulks and marines and hang the skulks on corners and under things and also above my door frame! I want the marines on my desk and on top of my PC and such!
I WANT MY F'ING D4MN PLUSH TOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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lol!
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Oh and yes..i'm 18...SO!
lol <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
If you read the other thread about making Coil's art into cuddly little aliens you have seen one of the Dev's saying it would cost too much too make at the moment. People need to buy the current stuff to get the money for more stuff.
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I'd want a Lerk.
Though I may have to see about putting together a model-hacking list.. easiest would probably be the Marine structures out of stuff like Gundam parts. Just cut the part you want free, find a suitable match from another (or even the same, if one is available) model kit, and glue them together. Paint. Congratulations, you now have a Sentry Turret after painting, good to toss up on your shelf or keep on your monitor to watch your back from any skulks that might be sneaking up on you while playing NS. Like Darwin.
Show 'em, Darwin.
<!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> <<<b>CHOMPEH!!</b>>> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
Kahraa: 95% of the coolness factor goes here
Frontiersmen: 5% here..
Skulks is like <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo--> : WAAA IM GONNA EAT YOU!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
Marines is like <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'><!--endemo--> : look at me gun, im gonna shoot you... oyh.. dont run away!!
Friend: "What's that thing? A dog?"
You: "No, it's a cute li'l hunter-killer who wants to rip open your abdomen and feast upon the deliciously slimy sweetmeats and loops of entrails within! Raaar!"
And I can *so* see a teddy-Gorge. They're already cuddly in the game.. just close the mouth/beak, add velvet and stuffing, and you have something perfect to give a baby that you want to warp for their later years.
Friend: "Awww.. that's so sweet! What is that.. a stuffed turtle?"
You: "Nah, it's a Gorge. The reproductive class of an alien race which tends to see humans as snack food, based on a highly prolific space-bacteria."
Just imagine the possibilities...
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You: "No, it's a cute li'l hunter-killer who wants to rip open your abdomen and feast upon the deliciously slimy sweetmeats and loops of entrails within! Raaar!"
Friend: "Awww.. that's so sweet! What is that.. a stuffed turtle?"
You: "Nah, it's a Gorge. The reproductive class of an alien race which tends to see humans as snack food, based on a highly prolific space-bacteria."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Both of these situations made me chuckle out loud. Imagine the situation yourself. It helps to say the lines. Especially the Raar part. Imagine you're holding a stuffed skulks and Raar-ing it on your friend.
The hilarity.
Or maybe I'm just easily amused.
-Ryan!
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
-- E. B. White
What i'd give to be able to cuddle my skulk toy and hear it chuckle.
What i'd give to be able to cuddle my skulk toy and hear it chuckle.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Skulk lovin' all over again. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> I'm sure it could be done.
Anyone else feel that the Chibi aliens would do <b>great</b> on t-shirts and other NS merchandise? A ChibiSkulk mousepad, with just the picture and the simple word underneath:
<b>RAWR!</b>
I can see Chibi-NS gear selling like hotcakes. Hell, girls might even wear it. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
But this topic is probably going to get punted to OT soon. Ah well.
- M4H
What i'd give to be able to cuddle my skulk toy and hear it chuckle.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Skulk lovin' all over again. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> I'm sure it could be done.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
How much?
NOW <b>DO IT NOW</b>
/me gets all excited.
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Thats sick man! there isnt even a word for <b>that</b>!
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Thats sick man! there isnt even a word for <b>that</b>!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
*sniffle* We Skulks need lovin' too ... <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::skulk::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'><!--endemo-->
I'm so depressed, I'm not even hungry anymore.
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okay, maybe a couple jarheads. But that's all.
*crunch crunch crackle*
- M4H
I'd want a Lerk.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Me too! And heck, I bought a t-shirt! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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and yeah, i'd want a Lerk too! go right on my monitor =>
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*Blood_God orders a onos <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'> (tis all a joke btw :E)</span>
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*Blood_God orders a onos <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'> (tis all a joke btw :E)</span><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
that would be sweet!
hehehe...im just imagining if my parents came back from a holiday or something to return to a giant rhino sitting in the front room <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> "WHAT THE **obscenity** IS THAT!!!?"
Though skulk lovin' could end up being a problem, with how many <b>non</b>-specialized plushes are modified for SPH usage. Though would prolly get Marine players buying those, just so they *could* finally 'nail that d*mn skulk', solo.
And I'd have my skulk replacing Thundercow, Destroyer of Galaxies as guardian of mine.
(yay for cow-shaped stress balls)
I think some honest research into cost is in order (I've seen some accurate-looking numbers thrown around, but has anybody actually gotten into contact with an actual plush producer?). Figure out how many people need to pay how much for what, and then pre-order? I want my skulk! <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo-->
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There's actually tools specifically for unfolding 3D models into cardstock cut-and-paste models, keeping the textures intact. :-)
So yes, you could make a cut-and-fold paperweight version of the Armory or similair quite easilly. =^.^=
So yes, you could make a cut-and-fold paperweight version of the Armory or similair quite easilly. =^.^=<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Gimmie! I want to make a little paper turret farm for my desk <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Alot of people would have to want one, because the smaller the order the way more expensive it will cost. An actual size Skulk shouldn't require too much material to make, but embedding a sound chip will be something you have to discuss with the manufacturer.
That isn't the only site though. There are others, some of which handle small request orders.