<!--quoteo(post=1651295:date=Sep 22 2007, 10:57 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ Sep 22 2007, 10:57 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1651295"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->the main obstacle in the way of belief I see at this point is the well kept quality of the hair of the woman in the picture.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> It's amazing what a shower and a haircut can do for you.
If you don't wash your hair for an extended period (which i didn't) your hair develops it's own natural oils and nutrients that keep it healthy and clean, to a point, once you're passed the straggly greasy part. Surprisingly, washing your hair with a lot of types of shampoo (head and shoulders is the worst offender) strips your hair of it's natural oils and actually damage it.
Gotta say, I'm with the unbelievers... Seems like it would take far more effort to show a male facade than to simply avoid any mention of your sex. If I'm wrong about your gender, though, you've been doing a good job covering it up and that makes me even more suspicious of the story.
If everything you say is true, you seem sensible enough to get yourself out of it. I can't say I feel sorry for you, but I do feel saddened by the waste of intelligence your ordeal seems to be.
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Could just be a girlfriend, although it would explain his pendant for female night elves..
If this was to be a prank it would have started 2 months ago when he said he was homosexual (since he has referenced his g/f more than once in the past year). But he said in 2003:<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->"Along with this i've had some pretty rare dreams involving having sex with friends, imagining i'm female (with cracking breasts i might add)"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> C I'm inclined to to disbelieve. How come your teeths are white and your skin is pasty milkey at the rock bottom after alcohol/drug-abuse and homelessness. On top of that it looks like you're smiling in both pictures.
Btw. nice boobs if it's true! or well, nice boobs any way
<!--quoteo(post=1651272:date=Sep 22 2007, 02:29 PM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Sep 22 2007, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1651272"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You know, this kind of explains a lot. I remember back when I first came into this community in '03, how esuna used to be one of those forum members that was always cool, always had something to say and a good way of saying it, and I agreed with a lot of your abstract thought.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't know - male or female, he/she/its posts were pretty darn near worthless most of the time. So I guess even if he's a she, it doesn't matter in the end.
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Then in the past year or two its gone to the ######ter and I've really dreaded reading any of your posts.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, that's more like it.
Also, bonus esuna picture making out with an ugly chick! Enjoy!
This is probably the best trolling I've seen in a while. I mean, it could be true... maybe. So is there a corresponding SA thread, or did you pick up E/N elsewhere?
700+ views in a few hours. If nothing else it's certainly spiced things up around here.
I'm definately not convinced, posting history doesn't show the signs of living on the streets or being anywhere near that poor.
Then again, it's not even about whether it's true or not, at least that is my opinion considering I don't think it is. I don't know where I'm going with this so I'll just trickle into silence....
<!--quoteo(post=1651321:date=Sep 23 2007, 02:54 AM:name=esuna)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(esuna @ Sep 23 2007, 02:54 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1651321"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Also worth noting. This picture contains more action than Torgo will ever see. ^^ That's a virgin joke. just fyi Torgo's a virgin incase you missed the joke<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> hahahahaha i get it!
hrm....I'm wondering what the most appropriate thing to say right now is. All I can come up with is:
<i><b><!--sizeo:4--><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF00FF--><span style="color:#FF00FF"><!--/coloro-->w t f ?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--></b></i>
Spoiler: <span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'>i'm the one in the front D:</span> <img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/d00m3dd00d/ozzfest/IMG_0748.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->For anyone that wants to write:<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Great. Soon this will be the next Chick Track thread...
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Also, I have to say, the response to Xyth/the boobpic was hilarious.
It's amazing what a shower and a haircut can do for you.
If you don't wash your hair for an extended period (which i didn't) your hair develops it's own natural oils and nutrients that keep it healthy and clean, to a point, once you're passed the straggly greasy part. Surprisingly, washing your hair with a lot of types of shampoo (head and shoulders is the worst offender) strips your hair of it's natural oils and actually damage it.
If everything you say is true, you seem sensible enough to get yourself out of it. I can't say I feel sorry for you, but I do feel saddened by the waste of intelligence your ordeal seems to be.
If this was to be a prank it would have started 2 months ago when he said he was homosexual (since he has referenced his g/f more than once in the past year). But he said in 2003:<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->"Along with this i've had some pretty rare dreams involving having sex with friends, imagining i'm female (with cracking breasts i might add)"<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> C
I'm inclined to to disbelieve. How come your teeths are white and your skin is pasty milkey at the rock bottom after alcohol/drug-abuse and homelessness. On top of that it looks like you're smiling in both pictures.
Btw. nice boobs if it's true! or well, nice boobs any way
I don't know - male or female, he/she/its posts were pretty darn near worthless most of the time. So I guess even if he's a she, it doesn't matter in the end.
<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Then in the past year or two its gone to the ######ter and I've really dreaded reading any of your posts.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, that's more like it.
Also, bonus esuna picture making out with an ugly chick! Enjoy!
<a href="http://img168.imageshack.us/my.php?image=esunavomitec9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2653/esunavomitec9.th.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
Ever heard of Photoshop? It's quite useful, y'know...
<!--quoteo(post=1651302:date=Sep 22 2007, 03:41 PM:name=Tesseract)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tesseract @ Sep 22 2007, 03:41 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1651302"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Ever heard of Photoshop? It's quite useful, y'know...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<img src="http://rooftopheroes.com/images/esuna.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />
Good luck getting your life out of the pooper. I hate to see a good brain go to waste.
On the likely chance this is for laffs:
Laff.
--Scythe--
<!--quoteo(post=1651301:date=Sep 23 2007, 12:38 AM:name=Torgo)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Torgo @ Sep 23 2007, 12:38 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1651301"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><a href="http://img168.imageshack.us/my.php?image=esunavomitec9.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2653/esunavomitec9.th.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
HAWT HAWT HAWT LOVIN'
For anyone that wants to write:
<img src="http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/319/esunabewbsuc5.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
I'm definately not convinced, posting history doesn't show the signs of living on the streets or being anywhere near that poor.
Then again, it's not even about whether it's true or not, at least that is my opinion considering I don't think it is. I don't know where I'm going with this so I'll just trickle into silence....
effort
I am glad you are on your way to uh ... a better ...
...
*brain explodes*
Also worth noting. This picture contains more action than Torgo will ever see.
^^ That's a virgin joke.
just fyi
Torgo's a virgin incase you missed the joke
^^ That's a virgin joke.
just fyi
Torgo's a virgin incase you missed the joke<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hahahahaha i get it!
<i><b><!--sizeo:4--><span style="font-size:14pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF00FF--><span style="color:#FF00FF"><!--/coloro-->w t f ?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--></b></i>
<span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'>i'm the one in the front D:</span>
<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/d00m3dd00d/ozzfest/IMG_0748.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
Great. Soon this will be the next Chick Track thread...
<span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'>i'm the one in the front D:</span>
<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m116/d00m3dd00d/ozzfest/IMG_0748.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Lulz, 4 reel?
esuna's said his/her piece and the discussion that's followed isn't exactly noteworthy.
Send me a PM if you disagree, I get oh so lonely sometimes.
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