Wiggle Hax

tekproxytekproxy Join Date: 2005-03-11 Member: 44813Members, Constellation
in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">Talk Amongst Yourselves</div>I wanted to post this in a thread discussing wiggle walking but if I search for "wiggle" on the NS forums I get 0 results..... No one has ever said the word "wiggle" ever on the NS forums... Maybe the search function hates me? I think it picks words at random to just not work.

Anyways, the worlds most EPIC NS WIGGLE WALK DEMO EVER PERIOD:
<a href="http://files.filefront.com/WiggleHaxavi/;8146444;;/fileinfo.html" target="_blank">http://files.filefront.com/WiggleHaxavi/;8...;/fileinfo.html</a>
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  • pSyk0mAnpSyk0mAn Nerdish by Nature Germany Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19166Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Silver, NS2 Community Developer
    Most boring ns wiggle walk demo ever period

    I'm just glad, I don't pay for traffic.
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  • daidalosdaidalos Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28854Members, Constellation
    The credits are confusing and longer than the video itself.
    I'll have to agree with pSyk0mAn.
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  • SnipeStarSnipeStar Join Date: 2002-12-01 Member: 10341Members
    so.. what exactly happened in the video... not real clear...
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  • asmodeeasmodee Join Date: 2007-06-20 Member: 61317Members, Constellation
    Basically I was arguing with RED about the usefulness of wiggle walking and we decided to race eachother (he started like a second earlier than I did and he started further ahead than me). So we raced to the end of the hall and I was clearly moving much faster, thus proving my point to him. tekproxy was a skulk on the wall and decided to record it (unknown to us) and make a funny epic video out of it.

    The credits are meant to be rediculously long. It's called humor.
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  • tekproxytekproxy Join Date: 2005-03-11 Member: 44813Members, Constellation
    edited August 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1641917:date=Aug 3 2007, 11:57 AM:name=pSyk0mAn)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pSyk0mAn @ Aug 3 2007, 11:57 AM) [snapback]1641917[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Most boring ns wiggle walk demo ever period<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Replace boring with "epic", possibly "awesome" and I'd be willing to speak with my advisers about allowing "cool".

    The credits had to be that long. They were not done as a joke. In quality movies the credits are <i>always</i> longer than the actual film. Have you ever been to Sundance? Some of those movies are only 3 minutes long and are not half as good as this. Every single role was incredibly important. How many people do you know that can be a "Wang Master"? That requires at least 6 years experience or 3 years of schooling and then there's the certification test.

    Never talk to strangers, unless it's Mr. Sarcasm--he has something important to tell you (and plus, he has <!--coloro:#33CC00--><span style="color:#33CC00"><!--/coloro-->c<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--coloro:#3333FF--><span style="color:#3333FF"><!--/coloro-->a<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->n<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--coloro:#33CC00--><span style="color:#33CC00"><!--/coloro-->d<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--coloro:#FF99FF--><span style="color:#FF99FF"><!--/coloro-->y<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->).
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  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    could have just said "wiggle walking is faster" but whatever
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  • tekproxytekproxy Join Date: 2005-03-11 Member: 44813Members, Constellation
    Instead of playing NS you could just wiggle your mouse around and touch keys on the keyboard. It's a joke and it's humor is lost on this crowd. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /> OH WELL. I laughed.
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  • MiloMilo Join Date: 2007-03-07 Member: 60284Members
    its a bad joke. its not funny ok.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    seen it

    cute credits thou
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  • ChocolateChocolate The Team Mascot Join Date: 2006-10-31 Member: 58123Members
    edited August 2007
    I found it funny, because of there being more credits than movie. Common, lighten up, it might not be funny to you but it's just a short, funny inside joke <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />.
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  • SnipeStarSnipeStar Join Date: 2002-12-01 Member: 10341Members
    well when you share an "inside joke" on a public message board, obviously most people arent going to understand/find it funny...
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  • asmodeeasmodee Join Date: 2007-06-20 Member: 61317Members, Constellation
    I didn't know credits were something few people had experience with...
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  • OtsOts Join Date: 2003-07-30 Member: 18577Members, Constellation
    i giggled at the credits
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  • NEX9NEX9 Join Date: 2005-03-08 Member: 44299Members
    You know credits are going to be funny when they open with. "I would like to thank my cusins, neabiours, sister in laws best friends pet poodle."
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  • tekproxytekproxy Join Date: 2005-03-11 Member: 44813Members, Constellation
    It's not an inside joke. It's a purposefully overly-epic video of 15 seconds of retarded wiggle racing. I fear for our next generation.
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  • SnipeStarSnipeStar Join Date: 2002-12-01 Member: 10341Members
    you should fear for the next generation of video game players...
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    I'm already scared to death of the current one.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    I'm just amazed tek went thru and added his name to practically every single movie ish job, he even had a best boy!
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  • tekproxytekproxy Join Date: 2005-03-11 Member: 44813Members, Constellation
    It took about 4 minutes to do. Googled for "movie credits positions" or something like that, found a big list, copied to notepad, added my name, added a few *special* (read: wang) positions, copied and pasted to premier, checked a box saying "scroll vertically" and that was it.
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  • CoolCookieCooksCoolCookieCooks Pretty Girl Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16446Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    I invented wiggle walks lols
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1642445:date=Aug 6 2007, 08:08 PM:name=CoolCookieCooks)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CoolCookieCooks @ Aug 6 2007, 08:08 PM) [snapback]1642445[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I invented wiggle walks lols
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->Ok, and I invented the "lork on the clorf" in ns_hera in v2.01... Which of course they later killed along with the rotating door on ns_bast and relocations to airlock. What's your point CCC? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • RadixRadix Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34654Members, Constellation
    Your video is obviously not mature enough for Internet forums.
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  • RammstienRammstien Join Date: 2003-11-30 Member: 23805Members, Constellation
    They should bring special scripts back.
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  • tekproxytekproxy Join Date: 2005-03-11 Member: 44813Members, Constellation
    Wow your sig read my mind.

    GET OUT OF MY MIND, SIR.
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  • echsechs Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11568Members, Constellation
    I liked. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nerd-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::nerdy::" border="0" alt="nerd-fix.gif" />
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  • enigmaenigma Join Date: 2004-09-11 Member: 31623Members
    wigglewalking is too slow
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  • CoolCookieCooksCoolCookieCooks Pretty Girl Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16446Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    Wiggling the mouse left and right the same time also increases speed. (atleast in the source engine anyway)
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  • UnderwhelmedUnderwhelmed DemoDetective #?&#33; Join Date: 2006-09-19 Member: 58026Members, Constellation
    HOW DO YOU MOVE YOUR MOUSE IN TWO OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY?!
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  • CoolCookieCooksCoolCookieCooks Pretty Girl Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16446Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    I didnt say simultaneously did I?

    I meant the same time as in whilst hammering the wigglewalk.
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  • enigmaenigma Join Date: 2004-09-11 Member: 31623Members
    wigglewalking can't get you to hit 390 okay <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
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