Why haven't I been playing NS recently...
Ah_forget_it
Join Date: 2002-12-22 Member: 11331Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
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well it's because I have been polluting the gene pool with boy :-)
born yesterday at 7:10 pm. His name is Ifor Kenneth Jones and he weighed 6lb 2 oz. The Ifor for you non welshies is pronouced "Ivor" and Kenneth is after my dad.
Unfortunately the other half had a very long labour of about 50 hours before the doctor there called a crash c section. Essentially they lost his hearbeat and all hell broke loose. It took 90 seconds from a labour room to an operating table, I never ever want to go through that again but I can safely say that the NHS is the most glorious thing out there.
If anyone fancies designing a logo with a skulk and "when I grow up I am going to beat my daddy at natural selection", I'll get it printed on a babygroe <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
<img src="http://www.jonesnow.org/images/ifor.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
<img src="http://www.jonesnow.org/images/ifor1.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
<img src="http://www.jonesnow.org/images/ifor3.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
<img src="http://www.jonesnow.org/images/ifor4.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
born yesterday at 7:10 pm. His name is Ifor Kenneth Jones and he weighed 6lb 2 oz. The Ifor for you non welshies is pronouced "Ivor" and Kenneth is after my dad.
Unfortunately the other half had a very long labour of about 50 hours before the doctor there called a crash c section. Essentially they lost his hearbeat and all hell broke loose. It took 90 seconds from a labour room to an operating table, I never ever want to go through that again but I can safely say that the NHS is the most glorious thing out there.
If anyone fancies designing a logo with a skulk and "when I grow up I am going to beat my daddy at natural selection", I'll get it printed on a babygroe <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />
<img src="http://www.jonesnow.org/images/ifor.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
<img src="http://www.jonesnow.org/images/ifor1.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
<img src="http://www.jonesnow.org/images/ifor3.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
<img src="http://www.jonesnow.org/images/ifor4.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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"Remember, a good father changes diapers at least once <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />"
Gratz!
Think about it. They're more than just bundles of joy who need parents. They're tax breaks.
How TSA soldiers are made.
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That and nanites of course.
How TSA soldiers are made.
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Somehow that made me think something about insertable phasegates.
Enjoy the rugrat <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pudgy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::gorge::" border="0" alt="pudgy.gif" /> and get him some plushies!
Congratulations!
You can tell him all sorts of stories about Daddy's war buddies in Squad Five...
<img src="http://members.home.nl/m.borgman/ns_baby/ns_baby.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
Funny how your name is "ah forget it" because you can now forget about your life!
(/end joke)
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Just dont take him to any clubs in Camberwell or New Cross, not until he's strong enough to lift his own 'nine... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
If you ever want any more but you don't feel like waiting around for ~9 months (and 50 hours, my sympathies <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /> ) you can pick up a bunch for free at the nearest orphanage. They don't come with a warranty or anything but they're generally past the baby stage which is when a lot of the big defects make themselves apparent. You could get a whole set to complement your new acquisition!
Think about it. They're more than just bundles of joy who need parents. They're tax breaks.
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And then you all name them Bender Junior.
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And one day he will command us all
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Lol awesome!
Congrats!