Woman "Assaults" cop with breast milk

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<div class="IPBDescription">A month old news but if you haven't heard</div><a href="http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/crimenews/display.var.1325746.0.woman_sprayed_cop_with_breast_milk.php" target="_blank">Click for news article</a>.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Thats one hardcore momma.
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    Fire ze..breastmilk?
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    The lawyer should plead not guilty, due to a breast malfunction ^^
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I've been saying all along that these things are weapons that need to be regulated. I even set up a Breast Inspection and Licensing Service and made myself a Certified Breast Inspector, but for all the trouble I've gone through nobody ever submits to an inspection. I mean I show them my license and everything but they just blow me off.
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  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    That is hawt... a bit strange to be squirting breastmilk at a cop.. but hawt nonetheless P_P
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1627575:date=May 18 2007, 05:53 PM:name=AnarkiThreeXSix)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AnarkiThreeXSix @ May 18 2007, 05:53 PM) [snapback]1627575[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    That is hawt... a bit strange to be squirting breastmilk at a cop.. but hawt nonetheless P_P
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    Body temerature milk aint hot. It is nutricious! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • KainTSAKainTSA Join Date: 2005-05-30 Member: 52831Members, Constellation
    I'm sure she's gonna have a fun time in prison:

    "What are you in for?"

    "Murder, you?"

    "Well I uh...I kinda...SQUIRTED..."
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    edited May 2007
    The burning question everyone is dying to ask.
    <!--QuoteBegin-spoilers+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(spoilers)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteEBegin--><!--coloro:black--><span style="color:black"><!--/coloro-->Did it get in his mouth? D:<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited May 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1627592:date=May 18 2007, 09:28 PM:name=Zig)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zig @ May 18 2007, 09:28 PM) [snapback]1627592[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    The burning question everyone is dying to ask.
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    Nope it didnt.
    If it had gotten into his mouth she would have been charged with rape.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    i bet the cop started rolling around on the ground screaming trying to tear his clothes off so it wouldnt burn through onto his flesh...


    i sure would have

    unless she was hot...

    then i would ###### her
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1627602:date=May 18 2007, 01:06 PM:name=Ratonetwothreetwoone)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ratonetwothreetwoone @ May 18 2007, 01:06 PM) [snapback]1627602[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    i bet the cop started rolling around on the ground screaming trying to tear his clothes off so it wouldnt burn through onto his flesh...
    i sure would have

    unless she was hot...

    then i would ###### her
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    Oh, the varied moods and manners of Ratonetwothreetwoone! Will they ever cease to amaze?
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    I would have punched her right in the t*t if I was the cop and had some sort of Milk Explosion.
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    i cant imagine a woman who steals then squirts breast milk on police to be even remotely hot. but even so, id do her.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    edited May 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1627636:date=May 18 2007, 06:17 PM:name=6john)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(6john @ May 18 2007, 06:17 PM) [snapback]1627636[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    i cant imagine a woman who steals then squirts breast milk on police to be even remotely hot. but even so, id do her.
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    We're talking about an 18 year old "woman" who:

    - Lives in central London (presumably, thats where the robbery took place)
    - Makes a habbit of shoplifting (I find it unlikely this was a one-off)
    - Has already had at least one child, given her weapon of choice
    - Is totally bat-poo insane, given her weapon of choice

    These do not strike me as the actions of an individual I would like to insert part of myself into.

    These strike me as something I would not be unsuprised to see from <i>this</i> individual.

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    *edit*

    Really? The P word for feces is censored? I mean is ANYONE likely to be offended at Poo with a P on the end?

    Poo-p

    ^ Oh noes! Those two are dangerously close to forming a rude word! Only a hyphen separates us from anarchy, anarchy! Save us swear filter!


    I already censored myself by saying bat-poo but its not good enough for you swear filter, is it? You'll want my soul next you heartless remover of all the words that make the english language fun! GAAAAAH!

    [/rantoff]
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    God i hoped these threads would stop. Ti's not like we lack wacky articles to find on the web.
    Off-topic is dying.
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    <!--quoteo(post=1627751:date=May 19 2007, 02:41 PM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ May 19 2007, 02:41 PM) [snapback]1627751[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    God i hoped these threads would stop. Ti's not like we lack wacky articles to find on the web.
    Off-topic is dying.
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    Quite.
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    i don't know if this thread has killed or revived my faith in the users of this forum...

    the real question:
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    WHAT THE ###### IS WITH THE MITTENS THING?!!?1/112
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  • RedfordRedford Monorailcatfjord Join Date: 2002-04-28 Member: 528Members, NS1 Playtester
    In before "I expected this from America not England" comment.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1628000:date=May 20 2007, 06:19 AM:name=Redford)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redford @ May 20 2007, 06:19 AM) [snapback]1628000[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    In before "I expected this from America not England" comment.
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    America's kind of at the point in its culture that we aren't allowed to acknowledge that breats even exist. It would never even cross anyone's mind to use them for <i>anything</i> other than selling products, let alone assaulting an officer.
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    How can they file this under 'assault'...I mean, it's not like the cop was lactose intolerant, was it?


    <!--quoteo(post=1628000:date=May 20 2007, 08:19 AM:name=Redford)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Redford @ May 20 2007, 08:19 AM) [snapback]1628000[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    In before "I expected this from America not England" comment.
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    I'm kind of wondering why you expect American women to be spraying cops with breastmilk (or why you expect others to expect that) - particularily more than any other country. If this is some "people on the internet assume Americans are crazy" I will direct you towards something like <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070508/od_nm/germany_driver_dc;_ylt=AhCPDgtLStIvN.iQmH.Kj8UZ.3QA" target="_blank">this</a>...proving that people all over the world are crazy. Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population.
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1628046:date=May 20 2007, 07:46 PM:name=UltimaGecko)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(UltimaGecko @ May 20 2007, 07:46 PM) [snapback]1628046[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    How can they file this under 'assault'...I mean, it's not like the cop was lactose intolerant, was it?
    I'm kind of wondering why you expect American women to be spraying cops with breastmilk (or why you expect others to expect that) - particularily more than any other country. If this is some "people on the internet assume Americans are crazy" I will direct you towards something like <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070508/od_nm/germany_driver_dc;_ylt=AhCPDgtLStIvN.iQmH.Kj8UZ.3QA" target="_blank">this</a>...proving that people all over the world are crazy. Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population.
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    Meh nice story. I especially like the reaction the the licence instructor. Pretty smart <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1628046:date=May 20 2007, 06:46 PM:name=UltimaGecko)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(UltimaGecko @ May 20 2007, 06:46 PM) [snapback]1628046[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Thank you for your insinuation that this forum is full of nationalistic anti-American fanatics who even look for tangential reasons to insult the US population.
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    Really I look for every possible insult I can. Although "Dubya" kind of explains America these days anyway.

    Still awesome assault charge showing just how silly policing and crime is in England today.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    they had better throw the book at her and make it hit.

    Thats not cool, breast milk can contain infectious diseases...
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