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  • puzlpuzl The Old Firm Join Date: 2003-02-26 Member: 14029Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I don't think so. I think the expansion of the sun is faster than the reduction in mass of the sun, so in theory although we will drift away from the sun, it will expand much faster than we escape and eventually consume us. It's either fire or ice though, we either get burned to a crisp, or freeze around a white dwarf. When I say 'we', I, of course, mean our molecular composition, which is about the only thing of humanity that will be left at this point.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    edited April 2007
    To borrow from the late Kurt Vonnegut - <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-nine" target="_blank">Ice-9</a>.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    edited April 2007
    1. Create a huge amount of anti materia.

    2. Enslave humanity to dig to the center of earth.

    3. Drop said anti materia in the molten core.

    4. Watch as earth implodes like an old tv.
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    edited April 2007
    Piss off every bear on the face of the earth.
  • Moving_Target0Moving_Target0 Join Date: 2006-12-21 Member: 59174Members
    Piss off the aliens from NS, and have a system that focuses where all the onoses land. Make them all land at the same place within a few seconds, and the Earth should falter from its orbit, and be sent to its chilly, or crispy, demise.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    edited April 2007
    vote republican (democrats will merely destroy humanity, we're trying to get rid of a planet here)
  • Dethwish_JDethwish_J Join Date: 2007-04-01 Member: 60546Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1620643:date=Apr 13 2007, 03:33 AM:name=Xyth)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Xyth @ Apr 13 2007, 03:33 AM) [snapback]1620643[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Hypothetically of course!

    Anyway, if you had unlimited resources, how would you bring the planet to an end? I was thinking if you were able to build a large enough flywheel generator + compulsator assembly, you could produce enough electricity to power a de-gaussing coil large enough to de-magnetize the planet. Or possibly just use it to power some kind of accelerator powerful enough to shear the planet in half.
    Note: be creative, poison gas and nukes are boring.
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    I would get NZ-Nexus and Swift in a room with everybody in the world and get them to talk. People will soon commit suicide <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1620693:date=Apr 13 2007, 04:08 AM:name=puzl)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(puzl @ Apr 13 2007, 04:08 AM) [snapback]1620693[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Do nothing at all and wait for our current behaviour to finish the job.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--quoteo(post=1620820:date=Apr 13 2007, 05:22 PM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Apr 13 2007, 05:22 PM) [snapback]1620820[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->vote republican (democrats will merely destroy humanity, we're trying to get rid of a planet here)<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    You two, banned from the planet.

    Cannon's over that way. ----->
  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1620706:date=Apr 13 2007, 09:13 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Apr 13 2007, 09:13 AM) [snapback]1620706[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Both insufficient. Both likely to get us all killed. The former will not harm the planet itself much. The latter is unlikely to do so. We're trying to end the planet here, not merely humanity.

    Edit: Same for rad's method. Come on guys, show some ambition!
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    oh you want the planet gone too, let me sleep on it lol
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1620898:date=Apr 14 2007, 09:54 AM:name=Phur_Instinkt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Phur_Instinkt @ Apr 14 2007, 09:54 AM) [snapback]1620898[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    oh you want the planet gone too, let me sleep on it lol
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    The planet? Yeah sure, that will definitely throw it off its rocker.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Actually, puzl, the most widely held belief among those knowledgeable in the field currently is that Earth WILL escape destruction during Sol's red giant phase like Kouji said, albeit life on the planet won't.

    Of course this isn't a certainty, only what is generally held to be the most likely case. As consent does not necessarily mean truth, there's always room for other theories.

    But fear not: So far, all evidence points towards the universe having a finite lifespan.
  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Whether by a series of high yield fusion weapons (a very large amount of them) deep under ground or some other devices, split the earth's crust along a longitudinal line. That should be enough, but have some extra force generating system just in case things get stuck. Generally, the idea is to let two halves of the earth slide apart when the center of gravity of the whole earth switches to the two centers of gravity of the two halves. If we're lucky, the planet will become a couple of planetoids. I don't see anyone surviving this though (atmospheric and gravitational changes after most people die from the world's worst earthquake).
  • GreeGree Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16454Members
    Well since you said I can have limitless resources, I would put said limitless resources in one spot and cause a black hole to form, and since I have put infinite resources in one spot I would have a black hole of infinite mass. Said black hole would not only destroy earth, the sun, and the solar system it would proceed to eventually destroy the universe.
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    Punch the sun really hard.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited April 2007
    Attaboy! Finally someone with ambition! Gree wins.
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
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    Attaboy! Finally someone with ambition! Gree wins.
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    Pfft. In an infinite universe, I'll just pootle away in my Dyson Sphere for all eternity. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />

    - Shockwave
  • puzlpuzl The Old Firm Join Date: 2003-02-26 Member: 14029Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Except, that's not how Blackholes work.

    Outside the event horizon, it influences other matter according to the conventional rules of physics and therefore will only attract matter that does not have the required energy to escape. So your black hole might destroy the solar system, but it will not destroy the universe.

    There are much more efficient ways to destroy the earth. If we're allowing solutions that do are not realistic then I have a proposal:

    Incease the strong nuclear force by 1% and watch all the elements in the universe rapidly recombine to form heavier elements. All hydrogen would rapidly become inert helium, and an inert universe would kill all molecular complexity everywhere almost immediately.
  • wankalotwankalot Join Date: 2005-02-05 Member: 39872Members
    hmm i think the half-life sagas doing it pretty well.... so yeah lets get all our resourse together, build a black mesa facillity and initiate a resonance cascade!! Just leave out the therotical physicist turned elite super-soldier gorden freeman.

    the thing i love about the halflife series is that whole apocalyptic "the world has nearly ended feeling". Lets make it a reality <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /> !!
  • HydraHydra Join Date: 2003-06-14 Member: 17366Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Thansal: Only reference that comes to mind involving the moon and rocks dropped from it is 'The Moon is a Harsh Mistress'.

    On topic, my method of planetary doom would involve a cat, some toast, and some duct tape.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
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    Except, that's not how Blackholes work.

    Outside the event horizon, it influences other matter according to the conventional rules of physics and therefore will only attract matter that does not have the required energy to escape. So your black hole might destroy the solar system, but it will not destroy the universe.
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    And the conventional rules of gravity are that it acts on every object, everywhere; and with infinite mass you're going to have infinite force over infinite space. The square root of infinity is a lot. The problems with hypothetical questions...


    It may very well not be destroyed however, as human ingenuity and some future point may be enough to simply change the course of the earth so that it falls into orbit around this black hole (...where they can get killed by radiation and other things flying into the hole).
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    mmm theory...

    Sure hope it doesnt go via zombies..Dislike the idea of me getting eaten..Though last man on earth....
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    This is like reading xkcd without the jokes.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1622232:date=Apr 20 2007, 09:10 PM:name=UltimaGecko)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(UltimaGecko @ Apr 20 2007, 09:10 PM) [snapback]1622232[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    It may very well not be destroyed however, as human ingenuity and some future point may be enough to simply change the course of the earth so that it falls into orbit around this black hole (...where they can get killed by radiation and other things flying into the hole).
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    possible orbit radii and orbit velocity are functions of gravity (function of mass)
    this means that an infinitely massive black hole (aside from having an infinitely large event horizon) would have an infinitely high orbit velocity.
    also, as you've placed an infinite amount of material into the black hole, there would be next to nothing to harm earth as it gets ripped to shreds by all sorts of conflicting, infinitely large and hypothetically balanced forces.
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    No one wants to do worldwide Mecha battle royal with me?
    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    I was thinking they could try to influence an outward thrust along with a lateral thrust to stay in orbit, but I again forgot about the whole 'infinity' that I was, myself, correcting in the initial post, yes, infinite mass black hole = iminent death for the universe, but you'd need all the mass in the universe anyway, how else are you going to get enough to be 'infinite mass'? If you want to destroy the earth you've got to set up 'ridiculous, but not absurd amounts of resources'. Like the resources to create a black hole next to earth, but having infinite energy or infinite mass just makes destroying te earth unfeasible, because to get the energy you need for destroying the earth you'll need to have destroyed the earth already...


    How about we spin it faster and faster until the planet's structure stability can no longer survive the immense torque?
  • ConfusedConfused Wait. What? Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12904Members, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Subnautica Playtester
    I was always a bid fan of old school orbital bombardment. I'm pretty excited about rail guns. but I might be able to be convinced to use of conventional lasers.

    to accomplish this i would need a secret base, preferably in a location with large amounts available ammo, and some really big guns. \

    Then each week publish a list of a limited number of places where you MAY choose to blow up. whichever site on this list provides the crappiest, excuse, plea letter, delicious loot will be forced to suffer a week. the eventful result being that the earth runs out of hp and explodes and me with a large amount of swag...

    plus, i get to live though it, i hope:)
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    I think instead of removing the core completely we should replace it with candy and let visitng alien species take a crack at getting it.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    I was thinking about it (...very briefly)...and how about the inverse of a dyson sphere? As in, build a shell around it so that it doesn't get any energy from outside. Self made human power would probably be able to hold on for a while, but without any external energy you've pretty much got a doomed planet.


    ...my original use for my 'inverse Dyson sphere' (...maybe it has a name I've never heard of) was an off-shoot from Confused....where every square centimeter of the earth is bombarded by a laser pointer, simultaneously. I'm not quite sure if that would kill anything, but when you've got as many hypothetical resources as I do, you can afford to build two ...uh... UltimaSpheres.
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Ultima : It's actually more likely that should we ever create one, it's easy to make hundreds of interlocking rings to the point that no sunlight escapes, rather than a single sphere (which is infinitely harder to get right)

    M.C.Escher drew one:
    <img src="http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/michael/blog/images/DysnSphr.gif" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

    But then again, Escher was off his little head. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile-fix.gif" />

    Of course, the counter argument is that, if you had infinite resources, you'd make it spherical anyway, because it's infinite, I'm not worried about having to do it again, or running out.

    - Shockwave
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    drain the oceans. replace the atmosphere with cesium. replenish the oceans.
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