everybody rasterbate!

douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
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if you dont know what rasterbating is, here is an example.
<img src="http://photos-901.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v67/167/30/9621224/n9621224_33261901_4704.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

and it is made from <a href="http://photos-511.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v45/138/18/10611644/n10611644_31646511_5568.jpg" target="_blank">this original</a>.

to make it simply go <a href="http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/" target="_blank">here</a> and do rasterbate online, upload a picture or pick one off the internet and pick the size, then print! takes quite a bit of ink and as many pages as you like. my example was 28 pages, good thing i get free printing at my university.
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    I can't believe there's a massive gallery of rasterbated images on that website. lol <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    Interesting art though. Sadly, I have doubts of the art interest in most of the people in the OT forum.
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    well that poster i made, i put up directly in front of my roommates door, so he will have a pleasant surprise when he wakes up tomorrow morning.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    edited March 2007
    should make one of your face.. and put the mouth over a door.. or better yet.. over the garbage chute.. /me considers it because theres a garbage chute just down the hall...

    though i would take it down shortly after.. knowing the ###### here people would write things like "<-- insert ###### here" etc...
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  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    Rasterbating... sounds kinky..
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <--- Rasterbate here
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    edited March 2007
    <img src="http://users.adelphia.net/~djlink128/CliffBurton.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

    So how do I go about putting this b*tch up on the wall.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1612036:date=Mar 6 2007, 09:43 PM:name=the_x5)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the_x5 @ Mar 6 2007, 09:43 PM) [snapback]1612036[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I can't believe there's a massive gallery of rasterbated images on that website. lol <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    Interesting art though. Sadly, I have doubts of the art interest in most of the people in the OT forum.
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    Don't judge us all so quickly! This could be cool. Its like I could have prints, without having to spend all the money I don't have on expensive prints!
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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Members
    I am rasterbating furiously to this thread.
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    Is rasterbating a sin?

    And can i do it without going to a certain place if you know what i mean?

    Oh well. i will just beg for his forgiveness and do it anyway, because IT IS AWESOME!
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  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    It's the sly grin on Liku's face, isn't it?
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    That's not me.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1612140:date=Mar 7 2007, 06:50 AM:name=Liku)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Liku @ Mar 7 2007, 06:50 AM) [snapback]1612140[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    That's not me.
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    oh? wishing to wreak havoc upon some poor soul? well what if it backfires and people commend him for his originality and he gets all the girls?

    /does not know who it is
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Poor soul indeed, he's dead.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I believe he shotgunned himself, yes?
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    No, he was crushed by the band's tour bus... twice.

    Cobain blew his face off with a shotgun.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Oh. Who's that bloke then? He kinda looks like Cobain.
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    oh, cliff burton maybe?

    from metallica
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Rat wins!
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    well i managed to scare the crap out of 2 of my roommates last night with that picture i put up. one of them came out of his room with that staring at him, screamed jumped back and slammed the door. then went and got the other one, made him close his eyes and led him into his room and told him to open the door, when he also screamed jumped back and slammed the door.
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  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    Awesome, I'm going to find me a nice big picture of Jerry.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Oh, and I wasted 70% of a new ink cartidge on those 15 sheets...

    Kids, don't try this at home.
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  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members
    Someone needs to do this one, but HUGE <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
    <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
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  • scaryfacescaryface Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9918Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1612045:date=Mar 7 2007, 12:02 AM:name=Ratonetwothreetwoone)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ratonetwothreetwoone @ Mar 7 2007, 12:02 AM) [snapback]1612045[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    should make one of your face.. and put the mouth over a door.. or better yet.. over the garbage chute.. /me considers it because theres a garbage chute just down the hall...

    though i would take it down shortly after.. knowing the ###### here people would write things like "<-- insert ###### here" etc...
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    You should totally put a rasterbated goatse on that garbage chute

    I would do some scene from Army of Darkness but it seems too much like a fad now. The guy across the hall from me has some 12x5 sheet image up already. And my RA has some random picture up that spans an entire hallway.
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--quoteo(post=1612447:date=Mar 8 2007, 01:06 AM:name=scaryface)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(scaryface @ Mar 8 2007, 01:06 AM) [snapback]1612447[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You should totally put a rasterbated goatse on that garbage chute
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    genius!
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  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1612447:date=Mar 8 2007, 01:06 AM:name=scaryface)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(scaryface @ Mar 8 2007, 01:06 AM) [snapback]1612447[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    You should totally put a rasterbated goatse on that garbage chute

    I would do some scene from Army of Darkness but it seems too much like a fad now. The guy across the hall from me has some 12x5 sheet image up already. And my RA has some random picture up that spans an entire hallway.
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    itd be risky to put up, i'd have to haul ###### taping it and gtfo asap... DUNNO MENG...

    oh yeah, ill also have to puzzle together a picture of GOATSE
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    i would imagine it wouldnt be too awful to look at in black and white, and also the eww part would be just a big hole for the trash chute.

    and i think the quickest way would be to make it like 5 pages tall, then just put it all together in your room in strips, so you have 5 rows. then just get a couple people to help you late at night. youd only be in there for about 20 minutes.

    and no ones gonna do anything anyway i bet. last year a couple friends and i hauled an 8 foot tall cedar trunk up to our floor and stripped the bark off in the trash. room every 10 minutes or so someone would walk in and see this massive cedar trunk 8 feet tall and 2 feet in diameter, they would just chuckle and walk away. we were going to cut it in half and make a tv stand out of it for when we moved into a house, but it started growing all kinds of mold so we just left it on the dorm floor when we moved out.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Your room-mates are weak-kneed pansies. The screaming is understandable, but running away and slamming the door? That's weak. You're obligated to embarrass them by telling stories about their girly, high-pitched shrieks and pansy, panicked running (not to mention the soft thud of their fragile, stick-like arms trying to slam the door) in front of their friends for the rest of the year now.

    Also, download Pirates, Vikings and Knights 2, grab the file "you_are_no_man.wav" from the \pvkii\sound\player\vikings directory, put it on a dictaphone or something like that and whenever you meet them, play that at them in lieu of a greeting.
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