I have a perfect task for OT.

That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">Find me the most annoying sound ever</div>Seriously, I want something really annoying so I can have my alarm clock program play that

preferably something that builds, but then gets intolerable.

it need to play on XP, so no super funky sound formats, and it *has* to be capable of waking me up, my roomates from my last house gave up on trying to wake me up, just wouldn't do it anymore... Said it was futile. anyways...


GO!

and thanks in advance.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Load up CSS, unmute everybody in the server, record for 10 minutes.
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  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1607385:date=Feb 17 2007, 06:21 AM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Feb 17 2007, 06:21 AM) [snapback]1607385[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Load up CSS, unmute everybody in the server, record for 10 minutes.
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    rofl qft

    nubs.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    Good one, but I don't have CSS or a program to record with
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Try this: <a href="http://www.webplaces.com/html/sounds.htm" target="_blank">http://www.webplaces.com/html/sounds.htm</a>
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    I tooled around one a site like that, couldn't find something interesting
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  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    air raid sirens are pretty annoying
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Have you considered terrible death metal? Try deicide - f*ck your god.
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Get about 5 minutes worth of Lee Evans' stand up.


    Oh burn.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    Nice, except it's probably copywrited material, and I have no way of recording it / obtaining a clip of his stand up that I can store on my HDD.

    your sig refers to those ATHF advertisment signs doesn't it...
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    I know the perfect song!

    <a href="http://peecee.dk/index.php?lid=1&aid=1&pid=2&loadid=16233" target="_blank">Click "Download fil". It's a .mp3 in a .rar</a>
    At least listen to it.

    (text goes like: I KNOW A SONG THAT WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY, I KNOW A SONG THAT WILL DRIVE YOU...")
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  • LofungLofung Join Date: 2004-08-21 Member: 30757Members
    lol getting into a 50 level lamed-co server recording for 10 minutes will do the job also <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    Humle ridderne?
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  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    Llama song...

    Thread over <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    edited February 2007
    I have the exact most annoying sound ever. and it'sfrom your own NS ambient folder. (Hiveamb.mp3)

    Trust me, you'll hate it
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  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    edited February 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1607415:date=Feb 17 2007, 08:26 AM:name=Bloo)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bloo @ Feb 17 2007, 08:26 AM) [snapback]1607415[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I have the exact most annoying sound ever. and it'sfrom your own NS ambient folder. (Hiveamb.mp3)

    Trust me, you'll hate it
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    I would have to say klaxon4.mp3 is worse than that lol


    omg MY EARS!!!! I take that back, this one is the worst of all
    metalnoise.mp3
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  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    They sound normal to me...
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  • HatlabuFarkasHatlabuFarkas Join Date: 2005-03-09 Member: 44496Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1607387:date=Feb 17 2007, 06:30 AM:name=That_Annoying_Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(That_Annoying_Kid @ Feb 17 2007, 06:30 AM) [snapback]1607387[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Good one, but I don't have CSS or a program to record with<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Go up to Public 32 person NS game in midnight, and Record with SNDREC32.exe
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  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    Strongbad Techno (it's called "the system is down") would be a pretty good candidate too.. I've had it as an admin highlight on IRC - and it sure as hell gets your attention..

    It can be downloaded here: <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/homester.html" target="_blank">http://www.homestarrunner.com/homester.html</a> (click the node, then select the song..)

    The "email" it was in can be seen here: <a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html" target="_blank">http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail45.html</a> (at the end you can also download le tune).
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1607418:date=Feb 17 2007, 08:44 AM:name=Phur_Instinkt)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Phur_Instinkt @ Feb 17 2007, 08:44 AM) [snapback]1607418[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I would have to say klaxon4.mp3 is worse than that lol
    omg MY EARS!!!! I take that back, this one is the worst of all
    metalnoise.mp3
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    metalnoise would SO win if it looped... It sounds like someone dumping those massive dumpsters down a metal elevator shaft, with some sort of bird freaking out...
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    edited February 2007
    I made<a href="http://enforcer.onestop.net/wakeup.mp3" target="_blank"> this</a>

    gave myself a headache making it
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  • RoverRover blargh Join Date: 2003-09-23 Member: 21139Members
    Techno music.



    <i>what?</i>
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  • IsamilIsamil Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23552Members, Constellation
    Navi from Zelda:OoT? "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" ....

    You can probably find an mp3 for it on google.
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  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    metalnoise.mp3 would make some decent industrial noise musik if it wasnt for that screeching, Though I had it looped in wmp for the past minute and its not that annoying :|
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    I fall asleep to some really fast happy hardcore / death metal,

    an air raid siren is a great idea thou

    I Remember hearing a wake up track, it went from someon yelling get up, to marching bands, to air raid sirens, to many other horid noises.
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    just play a ~10-16kHz signal for a few minutes
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    here's a lot of alarm sounds

    <a href="http://www.sounddogs.com/results.asp?Type=&CategoryID=1029&SubcategoryID=2" target="_blank">http://www.sounddogs.com/results.asp?Type=...SubcategoryID=2</a>
    click the mp3 icons to listen
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  • PetcoPetco Join Date: 2003-07-27 Member: 18478Members, Constellation
    edited February 2007
    Find a headon commercial, extract the sounds from it.

    Use as sound, put volume to the max. Make it have only a 1 second pause after each phrase.

    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"
    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"
    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"
    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"
    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"

    <b>This will continue to play until you get up!</b>

    <b>Edit:</b> I keep spelling "extract", "extra".
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  • SloppyKissesSloppyKisses omgawd a furreh&#33; Virginia Join Date: 2003-07-05 Member: 17942Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1607578:date=Feb 18 2007, 03:26 AM:name=Petco)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Petco @ Feb 18 2007, 03:26 AM) [snapback]1607578[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Find a headon commercial, extra the sounds from it.

    Use as sound, put volume to the max. Make it have only a 1 second pause after each phrase.

    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"
    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"
    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"
    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"
    "HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD"

    <b>This will continue to play until you get up!</b>
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->



    the director of that commercial needs to be hung and burned and thrown into the depths of hell forever.
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  • DuoGodOfDeathDuoGodOfDeath Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1044Members
    This could wake you up easily. I know it woke up the WoW players when I spammed their ventrilo.

    <a href="http://media.putfile.com/vegeta-87" target="_blank">http://media.putfile.com/vegeta-87</a>
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  • RevlicRevlic Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58367Members
    The Themesong to "Denver the Last Dinosaur" ftw.
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