Dumb things you've done

eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
Okay, this requires a little explanation. Normally I shave my head with number 4 shearers. It looks like this:

<img src="http://tomopdam.com/photos/IMG_0227.jpg" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />
(Third from right, in the white shirt)

Half an hour ago I was getting ready to have someone over, I figured I should cut my hair again as it was getting a little out of control. I went downstairs and pulled out the clippers, but it was a little broken. I whacked it a few times and it started up, so I started using it quickly before it broke again and I was stuck with half-shaved hair. I was halfway into my second stroke of the shearers before I realised my mistake.

I now look like this:
<img src="http://tomopdam.com/photos/hair.JPG" border="0" alt="IPB Image" />

Any of you have stories that can make me feel better about my current, hilarious predicament?
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  • SpaceJesusSpaceJesus Join Date: 2004-07-02 Member: 29683Banned
    I teamkilled a fade with parasite once.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    That sucks man.

    Dumb things I've done?

    I was at my girlfriend's birthday party, and it wasn't big but she had a good load of people over. My stomach was rumblin' during the morning and I knew it was a bad sign. So everyone was just chillin' we were on one of the couches and I was loaded. There was too much pressure, I wouldn't have been able to walk away and rip, nor could I hold it it.

    I ripped ######.

    But I kept it quiet and like a chain people started noticing one by one. It was hilarious, I was dying inside and luckily she has a dog and she blamed it on the poor old mutt(Because she tends to let loose a lot). It was horrible, it lingered for a good 5 minutes too. By the time it was gone everyone was in Hazmats. I don't know what the hell I ate, but damn it was a good one.

    I thank that dog for being around every time I see it.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Passed up on a date that I thought was a pity date with a girl I really, really liked. When we talked again for the first time two years ago, she said she had "worked up the courage to ask me out because of her pity for me", and that she had liked me for a long time. By the time I find this out, I'm a month away from moving to Seattle.
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    First time ever on a quarter pipe on my skates, and didn't drop properly. Rear wheel on my left foot caught the coping on the way down, and I fell 6 feet like a sack of s**t, onto my ######. Couldn't move through the pain, and I had to be carried off the park, to an ambulance, where I got checked over for possible fractures, then Xrayed at the hospital, because the paramedic "wasn't sure"...

    All I got from that was one hell of a bruise =\
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    learned to ride a motorcycle. trust me dont do it. the seconed you get on one you will never want to get off, makes things much worse once you realize how dangerous it is yet how badly you want to be on 2 wheels.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    No stories to share, but my daddy often said, "If ya wanna be dumb, ya gotta be tough!". <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • Lt_PatchLt_Patch Join Date: 2005-02-07 Member: 40286Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1601924:date=Jan 26 2007, 11:14 AM:name=Chrono)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Chrono @ Jan 26 2007, 11:14 AM) [snapback]1601924[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    learned to ride a motorcycle. trust me dont do it. the seconed you get on one you will never want to get off, makes things much worse once you realize how dangerous it is yet how badly you want to be on 2 wheels.
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    Nothing wrong with riding a motorbike, I do. The only bad thing about it are the people with 4 wheels who never look for anything smaller than another car...
  • chubbystevechubbysteve Join Date: 2002-10-14 Member: 1496Members, Constellation
    In cambridge we call motorbikes donor vehicles. Well the nice folk at the hospital do.

    I did that hair cut thing before! I was so shy at the time that I wore a hat for the better part of 3 months while it grew back. If it happened to me nowadays I'd just go with it. Start wearing a wife-beater and get some swastika tattoos.
  • TheSaviorTheSavior Join Date: 2003-10-14 Member: 21688Members
    I nearly sliced my leg off with a sword once.

    That's about as dumb as I've gone.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    ... I CAN WRITE STUFF ON MY HEAD IN SHAMPOO

    Oh hell god damn christ yes. This dumb mistake has opened doors I never before dreamed possible...
  • Femme_FataleFemme_Fatale Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54310Members, Constellation
    Wax on... Wax off...

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    nothing like some Turtlewax!
  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    I used to post in Discussions. Luckily the mods wised up and banned my ######. Then I started posting in a completely unrelated forum's Discussions...
  • Sub_zer0Sub_zer0 Join Date: 2004-05-09 Member: 28569Members
    buy £600 worth of ex army eqipment and weaponry. I got rid of it now
  • ShzarShzar Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21098Members, Constellation
    You don't look all that bad shaven, Awesome.
    Myself, on the other hand, looked pretty awful.

    I wanted to shave my head because I wanted to lend support to a friend with cancer. Anyway, I decided to be all manly and tough, so after I got the barber to buzz my hair down to about 1 mm, I finished the job with a manual razor.

    Oh my god. OUCH. It was going fine until I scraped the blade over this MOLE on my scalp that I didn't even know was there. It bled for a loooong time, and looked terrible and scabby until my hair grew back. Nevemind that it was the dead of winter in Montreal and I no longer had any hair to warm my scalp.

    On the other hand, it was a very close, smooth shave.
  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    1. Drawing naked humans of the opposite sex in my work book at school

    2. Showing them to the girl next to me

    3. Drawing one of the girls with the same hair color as her

    4. Buying World of Warcraft

    5. Letting my grandma take the NES when i was 6

    6. Falling in love with this strange game with aliens and marines and stuff
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1601910:date=Jan 26 2007, 04:45 AM:name=Lt_Patch)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Lt_Patch @ Jan 26 2007, 04:45 AM) [snapback]1601910[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    First time ever on a quarter pipe on my skates, and didn't drop properly. Rear wheel on my left foot caught the coping on the way down, and I fell 6 feet like a sack of s**t, onto my ######. Couldn't move through the pain, and I had to be carried off the park, to an ambulance, where I got checked over for possible fractures, then Xrayed at the hospital, because the paramedic "wasn't sure"...

    All I got from that was one hell of a bruise =\
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    I lol'd because I've seen people do exactly what you described.

    On a similar note, but probably more painful, last year I nutted myself on a kink rail in the terrain park. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" />
  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    To see skaters fall is priceless

    I find it sickly amusing
  • SpaceJesusSpaceJesus Join Date: 2004-07-02 Member: 29683Banned
    If you think that's bad, imagine riding bmx at a skatepark, going for a footplant on a 6ft quarter, and your foot going over the top of the coping .... now <i>that</i> hurts.
  • KhaimKhaim Join Date: 2002-06-28 Member: 841Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Parked car, liscence plate edge, and my leg. Result: 10+ stitches and a 1.5cm deep cut. \o/ Best part of all of it?

    It was Tim Duncan's Porche. (For those who don't know, famous/semi-famous proffessional basketball player in the US.) Yes, I did manage to cut myself on a parked car's liscence plate, and by accident, no less. : P First thing the man said to me after meeting him when I cut my leg? "Please don't sue me." (literally) Greatest moment of my life, also one of the stupidest. XD : P
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1601941:date=Jan 26 2007, 08:13 AM:name=emperor_awesome)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(emperor_awesome @ Jan 26 2007, 08:13 AM) [snapback]1601941[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    ... I CAN WRITE STUFF ON MY HEAD IN SHAMPOO<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Lolz, why would you need Shampoo?
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1602028:date=Jan 26 2007, 03:17 PM:name=Khaim)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Khaim @ Jan 26 2007, 03:17 PM) [snapback]1602028[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Parked car, liscence plate edge, and my leg. Result: 10+ stitches and a 1.5cm deep cut. \o/ Best part of all of it?

    It was Tim Duncan's Porche. (For those who don't know, famous/semi-famous proffessional basketball player in the US.) Yes, I did manage to cut myself on a parked car's liscence plate, and by accident, no less. : P First thing the man said to me after meeting him when I cut my leg? "Please don't sue me." (literally) Greatest moment of my life, also one of the stupidest. XD : P
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    awesome story <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    he totally should have given you some cash though, so you WOULDN'T sue him =p

    either that or you SHOULD have sued him <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/nerd-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::nerdy::" border="0" alt="nerd-fix.gif" />
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1602027:date=Jan 26 2007, 03:16 PM:name=SpaceJesus)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SpaceJesus @ Jan 26 2007, 03:16 PM) [snapback]1602027[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    If you think that's bad, imagine riding bmx at a skatepark, going for a footplant on a 6ft quarter, and your foot going over the top of the coping .... now <i>that</i> hurts.
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    Yeah, this type of thing is why I don't skate much anymore, snow is much more forgiving.

    Hell, I've duffed it from 12 feet upside down in the half pipe and gotten back up alright, albeit slowly.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    XTREME FORUMGOERS!

    I ski, very cautiously, like a dainty little girl in a prim pink sunday school dress. is that hardcore enough? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/asrifle.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::asrifle::" border="0" alt="asrifle.gif" />
  • R_A_CR_A_C Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16273Members
    Hmm... let's see... Many times I've come extremely close to sliceing my leg while using a chainsaw. Wearing shorts isn't the brightest plan. Then there's sawing branches above my head and just barely ducking out of the way at the last minute as a 70 pound log drops. Then there's walking on thin ice, dropping through into knee deep water. That was a COLD bike ride home.
    No funny stories of serious pain. Lucky I guess.
  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    Awesomely drunk, rolled out of a taxi and broke my collar bone.

    Had a hospital appointment a few days later- went to the wrong hospital in the city, so started searching for a taxi with 10 mins to go.

    Blacked out BMW 4x4 pulls up at a traffic light, window rolls down, gangster asks "Are you that Duncan guy from Eastenders?"

    "No... Hey fancy taking me to the hopsital for a tenner" I reply

    He looks at his mate in the passenger seat and laughs, "Sure" he says.

    I get in the back- it's a plush interior with all the trimmings.

    We get chatting whilst the pimped out BMW does 80mph on 30mph roads- I have no idea which route we are taking.

    We get to the hopsital with 4 mins to spare- turns out I hitched a ride from <b><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naseem_Hamed" target="_blank">Prince Naseem Hamed</a>'s brother</b>.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1602035:date=Jan 26 2007, 03:39 PM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Jan 26 2007, 03:39 PM) [snapback]1602035[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    XTREME FORUMGOERS!

    I ski, very cautiously, like a dainty little girl in a prim pink sunday school dress. is that hardcore enough? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/asrifle.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="::asrifle::" border="0" alt="asrifle.gif" />
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    Considering that this thread is about dumb/painful things you've done, probably not.

    Unless you're one of those people that can't control themselves, cuts someone off, and ends up in the woods.
  • UnderwhelmedUnderwhelmed DemoDetective #?&#33; Join Date: 2006-09-19 Member: 58026Members, Constellation
    I have a math midterm in 20 minutes and I haven't studied at all. Instead, I'm wasting time on these forums.

    When I was about 7 years old, I had the bright idea to jump off the swings at the apex. I landed flat on my face and had minor stress fractures in both arms.
  • BlooBloo Village Fool of UWF Join Date: 2006-11-09 Member: 58497Members
    I am amused by the kind where the not so experienced skater hurts himself because he tries to impress a girl of his friends. not the bloodygore stuff
  • SidSid Corwid of the Free Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12903Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1601924:date=Jan 26 2007, 04:14 AM:name=Chrono)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Chrono @ Jan 26 2007, 04:14 AM) [snapback]1601924[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    learned to ride a motorcycle. trust me dont do it. the seconed you get on one you will never want to get off, makes things much worse once you realize how dangerous it is yet how badly you want to be on 2 wheels.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I'm in the same boat as Chrono here...

    I now own seven Motorcycles, three being exactly the same. (The three bikes are old 80's turbo charged crotch rockets. (Honda CX 500-T's) - One is a parts bike, one is a bike that I like to ride the s*it out of, and the other one is in pristine condition). :/

    I'm very, very broke.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1602031:date=Jan 27 2007, 07:18 AM:name=Liku)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Liku @ Jan 27 2007, 07:18 AM) [snapback]1602031[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Lolz, why would you need Shampoo?
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    1. So my stubble and scalp don't get dirty

    2. So I can write stuff in my hair
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