Convert To Flying Spaghetti Monsterism!

MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
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<a href='http://www.venganza.org/' target='_blank'>Here</a>.

I couldn't stop laughing. Overload of awesome.
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  • BaconTheoryBaconTheory Join Date: 2003-09-06 Member: 20615Members
    edited August 2005
    Hahaha that's awesome. I liked the Global Average Temperature Vs. Number of Pirates graph. I should hope that this person is either mentally insane or something. Its just funny how they keep rambling on about the importance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory. This is so classic.
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I've only read the first 2 paragraphs and yet the awesomness-o-meter is already borked!
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  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    My aweome-o-meter just exploded with joy also.
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    *wide grin*. Nice find <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    Oh this is good...very good. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    I want a pirate bumper sticker
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    For the hard of thinking, this email was sent in response to the descision to teach intellegent design alongside evolution in schools in certain states of America. It is not serious, it is merely pointing out that Spaghetti Monstrism is no more based in fact than Intellegent design is, and therefore neither should be a part of science classes.

    That said, the ideals of Spaghetti Monstrisim appeal to me greatly, and I have thus converted. Behold my holy avatar and sig.
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  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    Hahaha. That was so awesome.
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  • SLOTSLOT Join Date: 2004-03-21 Member: 27470Members, NS1 Playtester
    WTH! HEoeIHOEIheOiehoieHoeIH!

    Awesome !
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  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    Noodle incident! <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    edited August 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><img src='http://www.venganza.org/mug1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    This mug holds coffee AND pisses off Jesus.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Classic.
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    Hehehehe, people always get a laugh when I tell them about it after they see my shirt I bought from that site.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Someone will throw a huge tantrum over this before the week is over.
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  • AlcapwnAlcapwn &quot;War is the science of destruction&quot; - John Abbot Join Date: 2003-06-21 Member: 17590Members
    "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage"

    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+Aug 6 2005, 12:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Aug 6 2005, 12:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Someone will throw a huge tantrum over this before the week is over. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yup. And I think I know who, too...
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  • BreakthroughBreakthrough Texture Artist (ns_prometheus) Join Date: 2005-03-27 Member: 46620Members, Constellation
    Flying Spagetti Monsterism? I like where this is going...
    I like pasta... A lot.
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    Spagetti Monster > Jesus


    You can't eat Jesus. That's just hands-down the deciding factor.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-NumbersNotFound+Aug 5 2005, 01:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NumbersNotFound @ Aug 5 2005, 01:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Spagetti Monster > Jesus


    You can't eat Jesus. That's just hands-down the deciding factor. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But... I have one question.... what if the Spaghetti Monster had to have a sauce? What would it be? A simple marinara? Alfredo? Some crazy pesto? A cheese sauce? WHAT!!!!!!
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  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Aug 5 2005, 01:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Aug 5 2005, 01:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-NumbersNotFound+Aug 5 2005, 01:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NumbersNotFound @ Aug 5 2005, 01:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Spagetti Monster > Jesus


    You can't eat Jesus. That's just hands-down the deciding factor. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But... I have one question.... what if the Spaghetti Monster had to have a sauce? What would it be? A simple marinara? Alfredo? Some crazy pesto? A cheese sauce? WHAT!!!!!! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The Spagetti Monster is loving of all earthly sauces.
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-NumbersNotFound+Aug 5 2005, 06:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NumbersNotFound @ Aug 5 2005, 06:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Spagetti Monster > Jesus


    You can't eat Jesus. That's just hands-down the deciding factor. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I thought a lot of Churches ate pieces of Jesus every Sunday. And drank portions of him.
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    YOU CAN TEACH FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM ONLY AS LONG AS IT'S IN RELIGIOUS EDUCATION NOT IN SCIENCE CLASS OKAY.
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    Hmph, and they laughed at me when I professed my faith in Raptor Jesus.
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  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    omg this is awesome, more awesome than pieism
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+Aug 5 2005, 12:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ Aug 5 2005, 12:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I thought a lot of Churches ate pieces of Jesus every Sunday. And drank portions of him. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Jesus is delicious.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Aug 5 2005, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Aug 5 2005, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+Aug 5 2005, 12:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ Aug 5 2005, 12:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I thought a lot of Churches ate pieces of Jesus every Sunday. And drank portions of him. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Jesus is delicious. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How many Communion wafers does it take to get a Jesus?

    (I have no answer its just a funny joke)
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  • GeminosityGeminosity :3 Join Date: 2003-09-08 Member: 20667Members
    this has got to be the greatest piece of fine art in this century... <a href='http://www.venganza.org/touched.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.venganza.org/touched.htm</a> XD
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    It is indeed a fine piece of art, considering what it is actually showing.
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  • wascally_wabbitwascally_wabbit Join Date: 2003-09-09 Member: 20701Members
    edited August 2005
    Further imformation on Him and his great noodlyness: <a href='http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster' target='_blank'>http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster</a>
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Aug 6 2005, 07:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Aug 6 2005, 07:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-X Stickman+Aug 5 2005, 12:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (X Stickman @ Aug 5 2005, 12:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I thought a lot of Churches ate pieces of Jesus every Sunday. And drank portions of him. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Jesus is delicious. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    So... you eat for christ?
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