Boredom Strikes!
<div class="IPBDescription">lots of reading</div> well me and private coleman were bored (me being at work there is little to do) so coleman started a text adventure with me (WE were very bored)
thought id post it up to show off our nerdyness
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hicks0418: What do you do?
chrono482: sex
chrono482: i have sex with as many women as possible
Hicks0418: Don't know how to "i have sex with as many women as possible"
Hicks0418: What do you do?
chrono482: i /quit life
Hicks0418: Exits are to the South and East.
Hicks0418: (Btw I'm a text adventure, play along ****)
chrono482: oh ok!
chrono482: should have told me sooner
chrono482: exit east
chrono482: no no!
chrono482: south
chrono482: EXIT SOUTH
Hicks0418: You go South.
chrono482: EXIT SOUTH
chrono482: : D
chrono482: slow text adventure
Hicks0418: You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
There is a wallet lying at the base of the statue.
chrono482: need to upgrade my procceso
chrono482: take the wallet and open it
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the wallet.
** It is getting dark.
You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
chrono482: look into the hole
Hicks0418: ** It is getting Dark.
As you stare into the hole, your eyes slowly adjust to the absence of light. You see a small figure, possibly human, wearing overalls.
chrono482: spit on the possible human
Hicks0418: Don't know how to "spit on the possible human"
Hicks0418: ** It is getting Dark.
chrono482: read the monument plate
Hicks0418: "Herein the mouth of the horse lies the ashes of Robert Hendrix, founder of Malton -2007"
** It is getting Dark.
chrono482: take the ashes from the horses mouth
Hicks0418: ** You pickup the ashes.
** It is now night.
chrono482: pour the ashes down the hole onto the possible human
Hicks0418: You grasp at the lid of the jar, and eventually tug it off, and drop the lid to the ground. It smashes. You tip the ashes over the small figure's head. As you do the small figure lets out a groan, and steps closer towards the moon's light. You see in it's eyes pure rage, and a small hole in the side of it's face, through which you can see the inside of it's mouth. It looks like maggots have been feasting on the man's face. He is holding a pickaxe.
chrono482: run and exit south
Hicks0418: You run South.
chrono482: and type faster you nub!
Hicks0418: You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. You can see to the North a small figure, possibly human, wearing a set of dirty overalls, running in your direction. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North.
chrono482: jump the metal fence
Hicks0418: You can't, it is too high.
You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North. There is a zombie here. It is holding a pickaxe.
chrono482: /check inventory
chrono482: : P
Hicks0418: ** You open your purse.
You have in your possession: liquid filled syringe, wallet, wallet, keys, Magic Eight Ball, pocket knife.
chrono482: shake magic eight ball and ask "if i use the pocket knife do i have a chance to survive?"
Hicks0418: ** You shake the magic eight ball for a very ambiguous answer: "Go for it, champ!"
chrono482: rush at the zombie dodge the pick axe and stab his eyes out
Hicks0418: ** You zerg-rush the zombie.
The zombie raises his pickaxe while emitting something that sounds similar to "graagh." While the pickaxe is over his head, you use your trusty knife to gouge his eyeballs out. The zombie drops the pickaxe and makes noise: "graaaagh!" and drops to the floor. He will revive in 3 turns.
chrono482: take pick axe
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the pickaxe.
chrono482: repeatedly swing at zombies head till nothing is left but a small mush
Hicks0418: You swing your pickaxe and miss.
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chrono482: BULL****ING ****
chrono482: take pocket knife and cut through his neck so his head is detatched
Hicks0418: You take out your trusty knife and decapitate the zombie. The decapitated corpse lies still on the ground.
Hicks0418: ** You now have possession of a zombie-head.
chrono482: search zombie for any items
Hicks0418: ** You find a small key.
chrono482: look around again
Hicks0418: You search and find nothing.
You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North.
Hicks0418: The decapitated corpse lies still on the ground.
chrono482: sit on the bench and go through the wallet you found earlier
Hicks0418: ** You sit down.
Inside the wallet you find: $73, Credit Card, Driver's Liscence, Library Card.
chrono482: check the names on the credit card drivers liscence and library card
Hicks0418: ** You examine the Drivers Liscence.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
** You examine the Credit Card.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
** You examine the Library Card.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
chrono482: put everything back in the wallet and put it in your pocket
chrono482: take the 73$ and put it in your own wallet
Hicks0418: ** You put $73 in your purse.
** You place the wallet in your purse.
chrono482: i said wallet not purse! the purse is my inventory you said i had 2 wallets!
chrono482: *grumbles*
chrono482: exit north
Hicks0418: ** You place the money in your wallet. Sorry Chief.
** You place the wallet in your purse.
You exit North.
Hicks0418: You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
chrono482: look to the east
Hicks0418: ** You look East, but can't see through the fog.
chrono482: walk east with the pick axe in hand
Hicks0418: ** You have pickaxe selected as weapon.
** You go East.
Hicks0418: **LOADING**
chrono482: set pocket knife as secondary for quick axes
chrono482: access*
Hicks0418: You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
chrono482: take l-85 and check clip to see how much ammo there is
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the L-85.
** You examine the L-85.
21/30 Rounds remaining.
chrono482: set l-85 as primary keep pocket knife as secondary
chrono482: btw coleman this is tons of fun :-)
Hicks0418: cool : D
Hicks0418: ** You put pickaxe in your purse.
** L-85 is your primary weapon.
** Pocket-Knife is your secondary weapon.
chrono482: cautiously walk up to the corpse and examine
Hicks0418: ** You examine the corpse.
The body is of a young man, with blood splattered combat fatigues. He has dirty, muddy boots and his beret lies a foot from his head. There are several exit wounds in the front of his chest. His uniform says "Cpl. H. Dwight".
chrono482: search body
chrono482: <a href='http://www.rssc.com/rss/ships/PAU/PAU%20Destinations%20DL/Bora-Bora%20lagoon.jpg' target='_blank'>http://www.rssc.com/rss/ships/PAU/PAU%20De...ra%20lagoon.jpg</a>
chrono482: woops wrong window
Hicks0418: ** You search the corpse.
You find: Two 5.56 AR Clips, Bayonet, Grenade.
chrono482: mount bayonet on l-85 pocket the grenade and take the clips
Hicks0418: ** You attach bayonet to your primary weapon.
** You place grenade in your purse.
** You place clips in your purse.
chrono482: check to see if botht he clips are 30 rounds each
Hicks0418: ** You examine AR Clip: 30/30 rounds remaining.
** You examine AR Clip: 30/30 rounds remaining.
chrono482: exchange a 30 round clip with the 21 round clip
chrono482: so i have 31 bullets inside the gun and 20 in the other clip
Hicks0418: ** You load a fresh new clip into your L-85 and place the other clip in your purse.
31/30 Rounds remaining.
chrono482: put 20 round clip into purse
Hicks0418: ** You already have.
** Fog cleared.
chrono482: enter the gaurd house
chrono482: btw coleman this text adventure rocks! we gotta do this more often :-)
Hicks0418: My first time ;-)
** You enter the guard house.
You are now standing in a cramped guard house for the gates of Fort Malton. There is a switch for the gates on the far wall, and a pool of blood on the ground. There is an empty arms cabinet here.
chrono482: search around the gaurd house
Hicks0418: ** You search and find a chair.
You are now standing in a cramped guard house for the gates of Fort Malton. There is a switch for the gates on the far wall, and a pool of blood on the ground. There is an empty arms cabinet here.
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chrono482: lets switch to MSN
chrono482: i dont like aim
Hicks0418: ok.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
use the switch to open the gate
Hicks says:
** You flip the switch, retro-cool style.
You hear the sound of an electronic gate opening.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
leave gaurd house with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
** You leave the guardhouse.
You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
Hicks says:
whoops
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
akimbo rifles!
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
Hicks says:
remove l-85 from that sentence.
Hicks says:
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
walk through the gate
Hicks says:
** You go through the open gates.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
wait which direction did i come from? the west?
Hicks says:
** You came from the West, *****.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look north
Hicks says:
** You look North and see the door to the Barracks.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look east
Hicks says:
** You look East and see the doors to the armoury.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
exit east
Hicks says:
** You go East.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's main armoury. The doors look quite strongly barricaded. There is barbed wire running across the door frame. Exits are to the West.
Chrono says:
look around for any openings to the armoury
Hicks says:
** You search and find nothing.
Chrono says:
exit west then go north to the barracks
Hicks says:
** You exit west.
** You exit North.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's Barracks compound. The doors are wide open. There is a long, spindly crack in the Earth here, as if an earthquake has shattered the ground.
Chrono says:
please tell me you have logs from the AIM window? im going to post this on NS boards later
Hicks says:
Sure.
Chrono says:
ok save them
Hicks says:
It's still open
Chrono says:
copy paste it to word
Chrono says:
step through the door with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
**SAVING**
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
use the switch to open the gate
Hicks says:
** You flip the switch, retro-cool style.
You hear the sound of an electronic gate opening.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
leave gaurd house with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
** You leave the guardhouse.
You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
Hicks says:
whoops
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
akimbo rifles!
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
Hicks says:
remove l-85 from that sentence.
Hicks says:
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
walk through the gate
Hicks says:
** You go through the open gates.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
wait which direction did i come from? the west?
Hicks says:
** You came from the West, *****.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look north
Hicks says:
** You look North and see the door to the Barracks.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look east
Hicks says:
** You look East and see the doors to the armoury.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
exit east
Hicks says:
** You go East.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's main armoury. The doors look quite strongly barricaded. There is barbed wire running across the door frame. Exits are to the West.
Chrono says:
look around for any openings to the armoury
Hicks says:
** You search and find nothing.
Chrono says:
exit west then go north to the barracks
Hicks says:
** You exit west.
** You exit North.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's Barracks compound. The doors are wide open. There is a long, spindly crack in the Earth here, as if an earthquake has shattered the ground.
Chrono says:
please tell me you have logs from the AIM window? im going to post this on NS boards later
Hicks says:
Sure.
Chrono says:
ok save them
Hicks says:
It's still open
Chrono says:
copy paste it to word
Chrono says:
step through the door with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
**SAVING**
Hicks says:
** You enter the Barracks.
You are facing the main corridor of the compound. There is a desk here with a computer, obviously having been used for security checks, now left abandoned. Exits are to the South, and Down the corridor, and some stairs going UP.
Chrono says:
go around the desk and search the drawers
Hicks says:
** You search the desk.
You find: Beretta M9 [15/15]
Chrono says:
set beretta as secondary weapon and put pocket knife in bootstrap for quick access
Hicks says:
** You aren't wearing any boots.
** You have no bootstrap.
** You set Beretta M9 as your Secondary Weapon.
** You place Pocket Knife in your purse.
Chrono says:
Chrono says:
check computer to see if it still works
Hicks says:
** You examine the computer.
The Blue Screen of Death is displayed.
Chrono says:
i have such a urge to shoot the computer but its a waste of ammo continue down the corridor
Hicks says:
** You head down the coridoor.
You are now standing in the main corridor of Fort Malton's Barracks. Numerous doors, all locked litter the sides. Exits are to the north end of the corridor and the South.
Chrono says:
look to the north end
Hicks says:
** You look North. You see a computer server room.
Chrono says:
exit south and go up stairs
Hicks says:
** You exit South.
** You exit UP.
Hicks says:
You are now at the landing of a set of stairs. Your progress is blocked by a weak barricade of wood.
Chrono says:
attempt to break teh weak barricade
Hicks says:
** You smash the **** barricade.
Chrono says:
continue up
Hicks says:
** You go UP.
Hicks says:
The second you reach the top of the flight of stairs, a man in combat fatigues opens the door to your right. He aims his L-85 at your forhead and demands your name.
Chrono says:
you drop your weapon put your hands up and tell him you dont remember anything
Hicks says:
** You drop your primary weapon.
The man in the combat fatigues keeps his weapon raised, and demands your name.
Chrono says:
tell him your name is 2nd LT joseph smith
Hicks says:
The combat fatigue-clad man in the doorway whacks you in the face with the butt of his rifle. You stagger. He demands you tell him your name and warns you not to lie again. He makes various remarks about your lack of military attire and the way your knees look weak.
Chrono says:
apologize and tell him your name is joseph smith but your not in the military
Hicks says:
The man pushes you to the ground and searches for weapons, while his boot is pressing on your back, hard. He finds your purse. "What the **** do you carry a purse for?" He muses. He strips you of:
Hicks says:
* pocket knife
* grenade
* pickaxe
Hicks says:
** He picks up your L-85
Hicks says:
The man asks you how you got in here.
Chrono says:
explain to him you found the dead soldier by the gate and you needed to find refuge so you opened the gate and walked in
Hicks says:
** Acceptable explanation.
The man releases you. You get a good look at the man. He is dark skinned of African origin and is wearing a full face gas mask. His helmet covers the top of his head. He is wearing a kevlar vest and has various military grade equipment attached to his combat webbing. You read the name on his uniform: "Van Lewen" He still has his weapon raised, but looser now. He tells you to move it into the corridoor to your right.
Chrono says:
move into the corridoor to the right
Hicks says:
** You go right, with Van Lewen right behind you.
You are now in another main corridoor on the second floor. There are various doors on each side of the corridoor, most of them open. He tells you to go through the far right door.
Chrono says:
enter the far right door
Chrono says:
well?
Chrono says:
PC error?
Hicks says:
** You enter.
As soon as you enter the room, you sense an air of superiority. A 4 Lieutenant Colonel is sitting behind a desk, with a M9 Beretta resting on it, as well as a laptop computer.
Hicks says:
Two secs.
Hicks says:
Remove that 4
Chrono says:
k
Chrono says:
ask van lewen "now what?"
Hicks says:
someone keeps msging, hold on.
Chrono says:
k
Chrono says:
ill brb
Hicks says:
Van Lewen enters the room and closes the door. You can see in the light of the room there's a blood splatter on the left side of his combat fatigues. The Lieutenant Colonel has a look of dismay on his face. He gets up, picks up his pistol. You gulp, thinking you are a goner, however he holsters it. You look back at Van Lewen who is standing to the left of the door, assault rifle held accross his chest. The Lieutenant Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"I apologise for Van Lewen here's welcome, but as you no doubt know it's necessary. I'm Lieutenant Colonel Hagerty, and I'm in charge here. And you are?"
Chrono says:
tell him your name is joesph smith
Hicks says:
** You say "Joseph Smith."
The Colonel looks apathetic. "So tell me Joseph, why exactly didn't you evacuate the city when the APC's, Choppers, whatever came down your street?"
Chrono says:
tell him you dont remember anything you just woke up and the entire city was empty
Hicks says:
The Colonel frowns. He nods to Van Lewen, who exits the room hurridly. The Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"What's the last thing you remember?"
Chrono says:
watching the superbowl with my wife
Hicks says:
"And then what happened?"
Chrono says:
i remember hearing a noise and a sharp pain to my neck then i dont remember anything
Hicks says:
"Did you wake up in your house?"
Chrono says:
no i was near the statues with the horse
Hicks says:
"You mean the monument up front?"
Chrono says:
yeah the one with the guys ashes
Chrono says:
near the park
Hicks says:
"Well, I've got some bad news for you, Joseph. I'm not sure whether you are aware of this or not, but the whole city is under quarintine."
Chrono says:
why what happened?
Hicks says:
"There's been an outbreak of some type of virus somewhere up North, they're calling it 2068. They say it's airborne, and we're all infected."
Hicks says:
The colonel seems reluctant to tell you this.
Chrono says:
ask him if there is anything you can do to help
Hicks says:
"I'm afraid there isn't much that we can do. Other cities further from the source of the outbreak say they're working on a cure, but it could be years."
Chrono says:
ask him for your equipment back
Hicks says:
"Have you ever served in the armed forces, an undercover cop, even in a gun club?"
Hicks says:
"What I'm asking you is can you handle yourself?"
Chrono says:
tell him you used to be a swat officer and explain to him that youve fired many weapons
Hicks says:
Then we'll get you to cover one of the entrances. We've only got four men left."
Van Lewen enters. He hands you back your equipment, looking uncomfortable about this.
Hicks says:
The Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"Van Lewen will take you to the back entrance's window."
Chrono says:
grin like a retard at van lewen and tell him to lead on
Hicks says:
Van Lewen exits, and you hear him mutter under his breath "****". He removes his gasmask as you follow him. You see the face of a hardened Sergeant, with bulging muscles. He speaks:
Hicks says:
"Here, you do what we tell you to do, got that? Even Private Weyland outranks you."
Hicks says:
He jerks his thumb at a soldier running past.
Chrono says:
say "yes sir!" in a **** voice
Hicks says:
Hicks says:
You reach the window covering the back entrance. He tells you to stay put. "If you see any ****, call us on this:" He throws you a radio handset.
Chrono says:
ready your L-85 make sure all your gear is together and look out the window for any ****
Hicks says:
You rest your weapon on the windsill, while sitting on a footlocker, ready. You scan the horizon.
Chrono says:
keep waiting
Hicks says:
Time Passes.
Chrono says:
look around see if anything has changed
Hicks says:
You scan the horizon. All Clear.
Chrono says:
check in on the headset and make sure everyone is still ok
Hicks says:
You radio: "Check in"
"Van Lewen, check"
"Kimble, check."
"Weyland, check."
"Dawson, check."
Chrono says:
search the footlocker your sitting on while still keeping one eye out the window
Hicks says:
The Footlocker is locked, but feels empty anyway.
** Time Passes.
You see a small figure on the horizon, outside the walls of the Fort.
Chrono says:
use the radio to explain what you see
Hicks says:
You radio.
You hear Van Lewen's voice: "Everyone keep positions, I'm gonna check it out."
Hicks says:
You hear running.
Chrono says:
say "roger that MR BIG MAN" in a **** voice
Hicks says:
Van Lewen arrives and looks through the scope on his L-85.
He mutters: "****."
Hicks says:
Van Lewen fires a single shot.
Chrono says:
ask him what it is
Hicks says:
You see the figure fall.
Chrono says:
and grab his ****
Chrono says:
Hicks says:
Van Lewen lowers his weapon and pulls up binoculars from his neck.
Hicks says:
** Don't know how to "grab ****"
Chrono says:
ask him what the hell that thing is
Hicks says:
Van Lewen speaks: "One of them. There's bound to be more on the way." He radios, not facing you, and you miss what he says. "Aim for the head."
Van Lewen exits.
Hicks says:
Chrono
Chrono says:
ask on the radio "one of what you *** hater"
Hicks says:
chrono
Chrono says:
yeah
Hicks says:
I gotta go.
Chrono says:
Hicks says:
Post it on the forums.
Hicks says:
here:
Chrono says:
well i guess game over next time well play with me as the host<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
thought id post it up to show off our nerdyness
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hicks0418: What do you do?
chrono482: sex
chrono482: i have sex with as many women as possible
Hicks0418: Don't know how to "i have sex with as many women as possible"
Hicks0418: What do you do?
chrono482: i /quit life
Hicks0418: Exits are to the South and East.
Hicks0418: (Btw I'm a text adventure, play along ****)
chrono482: oh ok!
chrono482: should have told me sooner
chrono482: exit east
chrono482: no no!
chrono482: south
chrono482: EXIT SOUTH
Hicks0418: You go South.
chrono482: EXIT SOUTH
chrono482: : D
chrono482: slow text adventure
Hicks0418: You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
There is a wallet lying at the base of the statue.
chrono482: need to upgrade my procceso
chrono482: take the wallet and open it
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the wallet.
** It is getting dark.
You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
chrono482: look into the hole
Hicks0418: ** It is getting Dark.
As you stare into the hole, your eyes slowly adjust to the absence of light. You see a small figure, possibly human, wearing overalls.
chrono482: spit on the possible human
Hicks0418: Don't know how to "spit on the possible human"
Hicks0418: ** It is getting Dark.
chrono482: read the monument plate
Hicks0418: "Herein the mouth of the horse lies the ashes of Robert Hendrix, founder of Malton -2007"
** It is getting Dark.
chrono482: take the ashes from the horses mouth
Hicks0418: ** You pickup the ashes.
** It is now night.
chrono482: pour the ashes down the hole onto the possible human
Hicks0418: You grasp at the lid of the jar, and eventually tug it off, and drop the lid to the ground. It smashes. You tip the ashes over the small figure's head. As you do the small figure lets out a groan, and steps closer towards the moon's light. You see in it's eyes pure rage, and a small hole in the side of it's face, through which you can see the inside of it's mouth. It looks like maggots have been feasting on the man's face. He is holding a pickaxe.
chrono482: run and exit south
Hicks0418: You run South.
chrono482: and type faster you nub!
Hicks0418: You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. You can see to the North a small figure, possibly human, wearing a set of dirty overalls, running in your direction. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North.
chrono482: jump the metal fence
Hicks0418: You can't, it is too high.
You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North. There is a zombie here. It is holding a pickaxe.
chrono482: /check inventory
chrono482: : P
Hicks0418: ** You open your purse.
You have in your possession: liquid filled syringe, wallet, wallet, keys, Magic Eight Ball, pocket knife.
chrono482: shake magic eight ball and ask "if i use the pocket knife do i have a chance to survive?"
Hicks0418: ** You shake the magic eight ball for a very ambiguous answer: "Go for it, champ!"
chrono482: rush at the zombie dodge the pick axe and stab his eyes out
Hicks0418: ** You zerg-rush the zombie.
The zombie raises his pickaxe while emitting something that sounds similar to "graagh." While the pickaxe is over his head, you use your trusty knife to gouge his eyeballs out. The zombie drops the pickaxe and makes noise: "graaaagh!" and drops to the floor. He will revive in 3 turns.
chrono482: take pick axe
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the pickaxe.
chrono482: repeatedly swing at zombies head till nothing is left but a small mush
Hicks0418: You swing your pickaxe and miss.
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chrono482: BULL****ING ****
chrono482: take pocket knife and cut through his neck so his head is detatched
Hicks0418: You take out your trusty knife and decapitate the zombie. The decapitated corpse lies still on the ground.
Hicks0418: ** You now have possession of a zombie-head.
chrono482: search zombie for any items
Hicks0418: ** You find a small key.
chrono482: look around again
Hicks0418: You search and find nothing.
You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North.
Hicks0418: The decapitated corpse lies still on the ground.
chrono482: sit on the bench and go through the wallet you found earlier
Hicks0418: ** You sit down.
Inside the wallet you find: $73, Credit Card, Driver's Liscence, Library Card.
chrono482: check the names on the credit card drivers liscence and library card
Hicks0418: ** You examine the Drivers Liscence.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
** You examine the Credit Card.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
** You examine the Library Card.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
chrono482: put everything back in the wallet and put it in your pocket
chrono482: take the 73$ and put it in your own wallet
Hicks0418: ** You put $73 in your purse.
** You place the wallet in your purse.
chrono482: i said wallet not purse! the purse is my inventory you said i had 2 wallets!
chrono482: *grumbles*
chrono482: exit north
Hicks0418: ** You place the money in your wallet. Sorry Chief.
** You place the wallet in your purse.
You exit North.
Hicks0418: You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
chrono482: look to the east
Hicks0418: ** You look East, but can't see through the fog.
chrono482: walk east with the pick axe in hand
Hicks0418: ** You have pickaxe selected as weapon.
** You go East.
Hicks0418: **LOADING**
chrono482: set pocket knife as secondary for quick axes
chrono482: access*
Hicks0418: You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
chrono482: take l-85 and check clip to see how much ammo there is
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the L-85.
** You examine the L-85.
21/30 Rounds remaining.
chrono482: set l-85 as primary keep pocket knife as secondary
chrono482: btw coleman this is tons of fun :-)
Hicks0418: cool : D
Hicks0418: ** You put pickaxe in your purse.
** L-85 is your primary weapon.
** Pocket-Knife is your secondary weapon.
chrono482: cautiously walk up to the corpse and examine
Hicks0418: ** You examine the corpse.
The body is of a young man, with blood splattered combat fatigues. He has dirty, muddy boots and his beret lies a foot from his head. There are several exit wounds in the front of his chest. His uniform says "Cpl. H. Dwight".
chrono482: search body
chrono482: <a href='http://www.rssc.com/rss/ships/PAU/PAU%20Destinations%20DL/Bora-Bora%20lagoon.jpg' target='_blank'>http://www.rssc.com/rss/ships/PAU/PAU%20De...ra%20lagoon.jpg</a>
chrono482: woops wrong window
Hicks0418: ** You search the corpse.
You find: Two 5.56 AR Clips, Bayonet, Grenade.
chrono482: mount bayonet on l-85 pocket the grenade and take the clips
Hicks0418: ** You attach bayonet to your primary weapon.
** You place grenade in your purse.
** You place clips in your purse.
chrono482: check to see if botht he clips are 30 rounds each
Hicks0418: ** You examine AR Clip: 30/30 rounds remaining.
** You examine AR Clip: 30/30 rounds remaining.
chrono482: exchange a 30 round clip with the 21 round clip
chrono482: so i have 31 bullets inside the gun and 20 in the other clip
Hicks0418: ** You load a fresh new clip into your L-85 and place the other clip in your purse.
31/30 Rounds remaining.
chrono482: put 20 round clip into purse
Hicks0418: ** You already have.
** Fog cleared.
chrono482: enter the gaurd house
chrono482: btw coleman this text adventure rocks! we gotta do this more often :-)
Hicks0418: My first time ;-)
** You enter the guard house.
You are now standing in a cramped guard house for the gates of Fort Malton. There is a switch for the gates on the far wall, and a pool of blood on the ground. There is an empty arms cabinet here.
chrono482: search around the gaurd house
Hicks0418: ** You search and find a chair.
You are now standing in a cramped guard house for the gates of Fort Malton. There is a switch for the gates on the far wall, and a pool of blood on the ground. There is an empty arms cabinet here.
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chrono482: lets switch to MSN
chrono482: i dont like aim
Hicks0418: ok.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
use the switch to open the gate
Hicks says:
** You flip the switch, retro-cool style.
You hear the sound of an electronic gate opening.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
leave gaurd house with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
** You leave the guardhouse.
You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
Hicks says:
whoops
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
akimbo rifles!
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
Hicks says:
remove l-85 from that sentence.
Hicks says:
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
walk through the gate
Hicks says:
** You go through the open gates.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
wait which direction did i come from? the west?
Hicks says:
** You came from the West, *****.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look north
Hicks says:
** You look North and see the door to the Barracks.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look east
Hicks says:
** You look East and see the doors to the armoury.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
exit east
Hicks says:
** You go East.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's main armoury. The doors look quite strongly barricaded. There is barbed wire running across the door frame. Exits are to the West.
Chrono says:
look around for any openings to the armoury
Hicks says:
** You search and find nothing.
Chrono says:
exit west then go north to the barracks
Hicks says:
** You exit west.
** You exit North.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's Barracks compound. The doors are wide open. There is a long, spindly crack in the Earth here, as if an earthquake has shattered the ground.
Chrono says:
please tell me you have logs from the AIM window? im going to post this on NS boards later
Hicks says:
Sure.
Chrono says:
ok save them
Hicks says:
It's still open
Chrono says:
copy paste it to word
Chrono says:
step through the door with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
**SAVING**
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
use the switch to open the gate
Hicks says:
** You flip the switch, retro-cool style.
You hear the sound of an electronic gate opening.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
leave gaurd house with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
** You leave the guardhouse.
You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
Hicks says:
whoops
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
akimbo rifles!
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
Hicks says:
remove l-85 from that sentence.
Hicks says:
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
walk through the gate
Hicks says:
** You go through the open gates.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
wait which direction did i come from? the west?
Hicks says:
** You came from the West, *****.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look north
Hicks says:
** You look North and see the door to the Barracks.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look east
Hicks says:
** You look East and see the doors to the armoury.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
exit east
Hicks says:
** You go East.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's main armoury. The doors look quite strongly barricaded. There is barbed wire running across the door frame. Exits are to the West.
Chrono says:
look around for any openings to the armoury
Hicks says:
** You search and find nothing.
Chrono says:
exit west then go north to the barracks
Hicks says:
** You exit west.
** You exit North.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's Barracks compound. The doors are wide open. There is a long, spindly crack in the Earth here, as if an earthquake has shattered the ground.
Chrono says:
please tell me you have logs from the AIM window? im going to post this on NS boards later
Hicks says:
Sure.
Chrono says:
ok save them
Hicks says:
It's still open
Chrono says:
copy paste it to word
Chrono says:
step through the door with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
**SAVING**
Hicks says:
** You enter the Barracks.
You are facing the main corridor of the compound. There is a desk here with a computer, obviously having been used for security checks, now left abandoned. Exits are to the South, and Down the corridor, and some stairs going UP.
Chrono says:
go around the desk and search the drawers
Hicks says:
** You search the desk.
You find: Beretta M9 [15/15]
Chrono says:
set beretta as secondary weapon and put pocket knife in bootstrap for quick access
Hicks says:
** You aren't wearing any boots.
** You have no bootstrap.
** You set Beretta M9 as your Secondary Weapon.
** You place Pocket Knife in your purse.
Chrono says:
Chrono says:
check computer to see if it still works
Hicks says:
** You examine the computer.
The Blue Screen of Death is displayed.
Chrono says:
i have such a urge to shoot the computer but its a waste of ammo continue down the corridor
Hicks says:
** You head down the coridoor.
You are now standing in the main corridor of Fort Malton's Barracks. Numerous doors, all locked litter the sides. Exits are to the north end of the corridor and the South.
Chrono says:
look to the north end
Hicks says:
** You look North. You see a computer server room.
Chrono says:
exit south and go up stairs
Hicks says:
** You exit South.
** You exit UP.
Hicks says:
You are now at the landing of a set of stairs. Your progress is blocked by a weak barricade of wood.
Chrono says:
attempt to break teh weak barricade
Hicks says:
** You smash the **** barricade.
Chrono says:
continue up
Hicks says:
** You go UP.
Hicks says:
The second you reach the top of the flight of stairs, a man in combat fatigues opens the door to your right. He aims his L-85 at your forhead and demands your name.
Chrono says:
you drop your weapon put your hands up and tell him you dont remember anything
Hicks says:
** You drop your primary weapon.
The man in the combat fatigues keeps his weapon raised, and demands your name.
Chrono says:
tell him your name is 2nd LT joseph smith
Hicks says:
The combat fatigue-clad man in the doorway whacks you in the face with the butt of his rifle. You stagger. He demands you tell him your name and warns you not to lie again. He makes various remarks about your lack of military attire and the way your knees look weak.
Chrono says:
apologize and tell him your name is joseph smith but your not in the military
Hicks says:
The man pushes you to the ground and searches for weapons, while his boot is pressing on your back, hard. He finds your purse. "What the **** do you carry a purse for?" He muses. He strips you of:
Hicks says:
* pocket knife
* grenade
* pickaxe
Hicks says:
** He picks up your L-85
Hicks says:
The man asks you how you got in here.
Chrono says:
explain to him you found the dead soldier by the gate and you needed to find refuge so you opened the gate and walked in
Hicks says:
** Acceptable explanation.
The man releases you. You get a good look at the man. He is dark skinned of African origin and is wearing a full face gas mask. His helmet covers the top of his head. He is wearing a kevlar vest and has various military grade equipment attached to his combat webbing. You read the name on his uniform: "Van Lewen" He still has his weapon raised, but looser now. He tells you to move it into the corridoor to your right.
Chrono says:
move into the corridoor to the right
Hicks says:
** You go right, with Van Lewen right behind you.
You are now in another main corridoor on the second floor. There are various doors on each side of the corridoor, most of them open. He tells you to go through the far right door.
Chrono says:
enter the far right door
Chrono says:
well?
Chrono says:
PC error?
Hicks says:
** You enter.
As soon as you enter the room, you sense an air of superiority. A 4 Lieutenant Colonel is sitting behind a desk, with a M9 Beretta resting on it, as well as a laptop computer.
Hicks says:
Two secs.
Hicks says:
Remove that 4
Chrono says:
k
Chrono says:
ask van lewen "now what?"
Hicks says:
someone keeps msging, hold on.
Chrono says:
k
Chrono says:
ill brb
Hicks says:
Van Lewen enters the room and closes the door. You can see in the light of the room there's a blood splatter on the left side of his combat fatigues. The Lieutenant Colonel has a look of dismay on his face. He gets up, picks up his pistol. You gulp, thinking you are a goner, however he holsters it. You look back at Van Lewen who is standing to the left of the door, assault rifle held accross his chest. The Lieutenant Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"I apologise for Van Lewen here's welcome, but as you no doubt know it's necessary. I'm Lieutenant Colonel Hagerty, and I'm in charge here. And you are?"
Chrono says:
tell him your name is joesph smith
Hicks says:
** You say "Joseph Smith."
The Colonel looks apathetic. "So tell me Joseph, why exactly didn't you evacuate the city when the APC's, Choppers, whatever came down your street?"
Chrono says:
tell him you dont remember anything you just woke up and the entire city was empty
Hicks says:
The Colonel frowns. He nods to Van Lewen, who exits the room hurridly. The Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"What's the last thing you remember?"
Chrono says:
watching the superbowl with my wife
Hicks says:
"And then what happened?"
Chrono says:
i remember hearing a noise and a sharp pain to my neck then i dont remember anything
Hicks says:
"Did you wake up in your house?"
Chrono says:
no i was near the statues with the horse
Hicks says:
"You mean the monument up front?"
Chrono says:
yeah the one with the guys ashes
Chrono says:
near the park
Hicks says:
"Well, I've got some bad news for you, Joseph. I'm not sure whether you are aware of this or not, but the whole city is under quarintine."
Chrono says:
why what happened?
Hicks says:
"There's been an outbreak of some type of virus somewhere up North, they're calling it 2068. They say it's airborne, and we're all infected."
Hicks says:
The colonel seems reluctant to tell you this.
Chrono says:
ask him if there is anything you can do to help
Hicks says:
"I'm afraid there isn't much that we can do. Other cities further from the source of the outbreak say they're working on a cure, but it could be years."
Chrono says:
ask him for your equipment back
Hicks says:
"Have you ever served in the armed forces, an undercover cop, even in a gun club?"
Hicks says:
"What I'm asking you is can you handle yourself?"
Chrono says:
tell him you used to be a swat officer and explain to him that youve fired many weapons
Hicks says:
Then we'll get you to cover one of the entrances. We've only got four men left."
Van Lewen enters. He hands you back your equipment, looking uncomfortable about this.
Hicks says:
The Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"Van Lewen will take you to the back entrance's window."
Chrono says:
grin like a retard at van lewen and tell him to lead on
Hicks says:
Van Lewen exits, and you hear him mutter under his breath "****". He removes his gasmask as you follow him. You see the face of a hardened Sergeant, with bulging muscles. He speaks:
Hicks says:
"Here, you do what we tell you to do, got that? Even Private Weyland outranks you."
Hicks says:
He jerks his thumb at a soldier running past.
Chrono says:
say "yes sir!" in a **** voice
Hicks says:
Hicks says:
You reach the window covering the back entrance. He tells you to stay put. "If you see any ****, call us on this:" He throws you a radio handset.
Chrono says:
ready your L-85 make sure all your gear is together and look out the window for any ****
Hicks says:
You rest your weapon on the windsill, while sitting on a footlocker, ready. You scan the horizon.
Chrono says:
keep waiting
Hicks says:
Time Passes.
Chrono says:
look around see if anything has changed
Hicks says:
You scan the horizon. All Clear.
Chrono says:
check in on the headset and make sure everyone is still ok
Hicks says:
You radio: "Check in"
"Van Lewen, check"
"Kimble, check."
"Weyland, check."
"Dawson, check."
Chrono says:
search the footlocker your sitting on while still keeping one eye out the window
Hicks says:
The Footlocker is locked, but feels empty anyway.
** Time Passes.
You see a small figure on the horizon, outside the walls of the Fort.
Chrono says:
use the radio to explain what you see
Hicks says:
You radio.
You hear Van Lewen's voice: "Everyone keep positions, I'm gonna check it out."
Hicks says:
You hear running.
Chrono says:
say "roger that MR BIG MAN" in a **** voice
Hicks says:
Van Lewen arrives and looks through the scope on his L-85.
He mutters: "****."
Hicks says:
Van Lewen fires a single shot.
Chrono says:
ask him what it is
Hicks says:
You see the figure fall.
Chrono says:
and grab his ****
Chrono says:
Hicks says:
Van Lewen lowers his weapon and pulls up binoculars from his neck.
Hicks says:
** Don't know how to "grab ****"
Chrono says:
ask him what the hell that thing is
Hicks says:
Van Lewen speaks: "One of them. There's bound to be more on the way." He radios, not facing you, and you miss what he says. "Aim for the head."
Van Lewen exits.
Hicks says:
Chrono
Chrono says:
ask on the radio "one of what you *** hater"
Hicks says:
chrono
Chrono says:
yeah
Hicks says:
I gotta go.
Chrono says:
Hicks says:
Post it on the forums.
Hicks says:
here:
Chrono says:
well i guess game over next time well play with me as the host<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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:edit: Maybe tomorrow. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
thought id post it up to show off our nerdyness
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Hicks0418: What do you do?
chrono482: sex
chrono482: i have sex with as many women as possible
Hicks0418: Don't know how to "i have sex with as many women as possible"
Hicks0418: What do you do?
chrono482: i /quit life
Hicks0418: Exits are to the South and East.
Hicks0418: (Btw I'm a text adventure, play along ****)
chrono482: oh ok!
chrono482: should have told me sooner
chrono482: exit east
chrono482: no no!
chrono482: south
chrono482: EXIT SOUTH
Hicks0418: You go South.
chrono482: EXIT SOUTH
chrono482: : D
chrono482: slow text adventure
Hicks0418: You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
There is a wallet lying at the base of the statue.
chrono482: need to upgrade my procceso
chrono482: take the wallet and open it
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the wallet.
** It is getting dark.
You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
chrono482: look into the hole
Hicks0418: ** It is getting Dark.
As you stare into the hole, your eyes slowly adjust to the absence of light. You see a small figure, possibly human, wearing overalls.
chrono482: spit on the possible human
Hicks0418: Don't know how to "spit on the possible human"
Hicks0418: ** It is getting Dark.
chrono482: read the monument plate
Hicks0418: "Herein the mouth of the horse lies the ashes of Robert Hendrix, founder of Malton -2007"
** It is getting Dark.
chrono482: take the ashes from the horses mouth
Hicks0418: ** You pickup the ashes.
** It is now night.
chrono482: pour the ashes down the hole onto the possible human
Hicks0418: You grasp at the lid of the jar, and eventually tug it off, and drop the lid to the ground. It smashes. You tip the ashes over the small figure's head. As you do the small figure lets out a groan, and steps closer towards the moon's light. You see in it's eyes pure rage, and a small hole in the side of it's face, through which you can see the inside of it's mouth. It looks like maggots have been feasting on the man's face. He is holding a pickaxe.
chrono482: run and exit south
Hicks0418: You run South.
chrono482: and type faster you nub!
Hicks0418: You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. You can see to the North a small figure, possibly human, wearing a set of dirty overalls, running in your direction. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North.
chrono482: jump the metal fence
Hicks0418: You can't, it is too high.
You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North. There is a zombie here. It is holding a pickaxe.
chrono482: /check inventory
chrono482: : P
Hicks0418: ** You open your purse.
You have in your possession: liquid filled syringe, wallet, wallet, keys, Magic Eight Ball, pocket knife.
chrono482: shake magic eight ball and ask "if i use the pocket knife do i have a chance to survive?"
Hicks0418: ** You shake the magic eight ball for a very ambiguous answer: "Go for it, champ!"
chrono482: rush at the zombie dodge the pick axe and stab his eyes out
Hicks0418: ** You zerg-rush the zombie.
The zombie raises his pickaxe while emitting something that sounds similar to "graagh." While the pickaxe is over his head, you use your trusty knife to gouge his eyeballs out. The zombie drops the pickaxe and makes noise: "graaaagh!" and drops to the floor. He will revive in 3 turns.
chrono482: take pick axe
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the pickaxe.
chrono482: repeatedly swing at zombies head till nothing is left but a small mush
Hicks0418: You swing your pickaxe and miss.
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chrono482: BULL****ING ****
chrono482: take pocket knife and cut through his neck so his head is detatched
Hicks0418: You take out your trusty knife and decapitate the zombie. The decapitated corpse lies still on the ground.
Hicks0418: ** You now have possession of a zombie-head.
chrono482: search zombie for any items
Hicks0418: ** You find a small key.
chrono482: look around again
Hicks0418: You search and find nothing.
You are now in a small park, surrounded by a tall metal fence. It is night. There is a bench here. There is a fountain here. Exits are to the North.
Hicks0418: The decapitated corpse lies still on the ground.
chrono482: sit on the bench and go through the wallet you found earlier
Hicks0418: ** You sit down.
Inside the wallet you find: $73, Credit Card, Driver's Liscence, Library Card.
chrono482: check the names on the credit card drivers liscence and library card
Hicks0418: ** You examine the Drivers Liscence.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
** You examine the Credit Card.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
** You examine the Library Card.
It is registered to Val Kilmer.
chrono482: put everything back in the wallet and put it in your pocket
chrono482: take the 73$ and put it in your own wallet
Hicks0418: ** You put $73 in your purse.
** You place the wallet in your purse.
chrono482: i said wallet not purse! the purse is my inventory you said i had 2 wallets!
chrono482: *grumbles*
chrono482: exit north
Hicks0418: ** You place the money in your wallet. Sorry Chief.
** You place the wallet in your purse.
You exit North.
Hicks0418: You are now standing at the ruins of an old statue. There is a monument plate here. There is a hole in the ground at the base of the statue. Exits are to the North, South, East and to the West.
chrono482: look to the east
Hicks0418: ** You look East, but can't see through the fog.
chrono482: walk east with the pick axe in hand
Hicks0418: ** You have pickaxe selected as weapon.
** You go East.
Hicks0418: **LOADING**
chrono482: set pocket knife as secondary for quick axes
chrono482: access*
Hicks0418: You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
chrono482: take l-85 and check clip to see how much ammo there is
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the L-85.
** You examine the L-85.
21/30 Rounds remaining.
chrono482: set l-85 as primary keep pocket knife as secondary
chrono482: btw coleman this is tons of fun :-)
Hicks0418: cool : D
Hicks0418: ** You put pickaxe in your purse.
** L-85 is your primary weapon.
** Pocket-Knife is your secondary weapon.
chrono482: cautiously walk up to the corpse and examine
Hicks0418: ** You examine the corpse.
The body is of a young man, with blood splattered combat fatigues. He has dirty, muddy boots and his beret lies a foot from his head. There are several exit wounds in the front of his chest. His uniform says "Cpl. H. Dwight".
chrono482: search body
chrono482: <a href='http://www.rssc.com/rss/ships/PAU/PAU%20Destinations%20DL/Bora-Bora%20lagoon.jpg' target='_blank'>http://www.rssc.com/rss/ships/PAU/PAU%20De...ra%20lagoon.jpg</a>
chrono482: woops wrong window
Hicks0418: ** You search the corpse.
You find: Two 5.56 AR Clips, Bayonet, Grenade.
chrono482: mount bayonet on l-85 pocket the grenade and take the clips
Hicks0418: ** You attach bayonet to your primary weapon.
** You place grenade in your purse.
** You place clips in your purse.
chrono482: check to see if botht he clips are 30 rounds each
Hicks0418: ** You examine AR Clip: 30/30 rounds remaining.
** You examine AR Clip: 30/30 rounds remaining.
chrono482: exchange a 30 round clip with the 21 round clip
chrono482: so i have 31 bullets inside the gun and 20 in the other clip
Hicks0418: ** You load a fresh new clip into your L-85 and place the other clip in your purse.
31/30 Rounds remaining.
chrono482: put 20 round clip into purse
Hicks0418: ** You already have.
** Fog cleared.
chrono482: enter the gaurd house
chrono482: btw coleman this text adventure rocks! we gotta do this more often :-)
Hicks0418: My first time ;-)
** You enter the guard house.
You are now standing in a cramped guard house for the gates of Fort Malton. There is a switch for the gates on the far wall, and a pool of blood on the ground. There is an empty arms cabinet here.
chrono482: search around the gaurd house
Hicks0418: ** You search and find a chair.
You are now standing in a cramped guard house for the gates of Fort Malton. There is a switch for the gates on the far wall, and a pool of blood on the ground. There is an empty arms cabinet here.
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chrono482: lets switch to MSN
chrono482: i dont like aim
Hicks0418: ok.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
use the switch to open the gate
Hicks says:
** You flip the switch, retro-cool style.
You hear the sound of an electronic gate opening.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
leave gaurd house with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
** You leave the guardhouse.
You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
Hicks says:
whoops
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
akimbo rifles!
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
Hicks says:
remove l-85 from that sentence.
Hicks says:
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
walk through the gate
Hicks says:
** You go through the open gates.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
wait which direction did i come from? the west?
Hicks says:
** You came from the West, *****.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look north
Hicks says:
** You look North and see the door to the Barracks.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look east
Hicks says:
** You look East and see the doors to the armoury.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
exit east
Hicks says:
** You go East.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's main armoury. The doors look quite strongly barricaded. There is barbed wire running across the door frame. Exits are to the West.
Chrono says:
look around for any openings to the armoury
Hicks says:
** You search and find nothing.
Chrono says:
exit west then go north to the barracks
Hicks says:
** You exit west.
** You exit North.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's Barracks compound. The doors are wide open. There is a long, spindly crack in the Earth here, as if an earthquake has shattered the ground.
Chrono says:
please tell me you have logs from the AIM window? im going to post this on NS boards later
Hicks says:
Sure.
Chrono says:
ok save them
Hicks says:
It's still open
Chrono says:
copy paste it to word
Chrono says:
step through the door with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
**SAVING**
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
use the switch to open the gate
Hicks says:
** You flip the switch, retro-cool style.
You hear the sound of an electronic gate opening.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
leave gaurd house with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
** You leave the guardhouse.
You are now at the gates of Malton. There is a guardhouse here. There is an L-85 Assault Rifle here. There is a corpse here.
Hicks says:
whoops
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
akimbo rifles!
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
Hicks says:
remove l-85 from that sentence.
Hicks says:
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
walk through the gate
Hicks says:
** You go through the open gates.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
wait which direction did i come from? the west?
Hicks says:
** You came from the West, *****.
You are now standing in the courtyard of Fort Malton, open ground surrounds you, mostly grass, apart from the cracked concrete path you are standing on. You can see over the walls a full moon. Exits are to the West, North, and East.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look north
Hicks says:
** You look North and see the door to the Barracks.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
look east
Hicks says:
** You look East and see the doors to the armoury.
Chrono - mug of care C|__| ...notice the mug is empty says:
exit east
Hicks says:
** You go East.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's main armoury. The doors look quite strongly barricaded. There is barbed wire running across the door frame. Exits are to the West.
Chrono says:
look around for any openings to the armoury
Hicks says:
** You search and find nothing.
Chrono says:
exit west then go north to the barracks
Hicks says:
** You exit west.
** You exit North.
You face the doors of Fort Malton's Barracks compound. The doors are wide open. There is a long, spindly crack in the Earth here, as if an earthquake has shattered the ground.
Chrono says:
please tell me you have logs from the AIM window? im going to post this on NS boards later
Hicks says:
Sure.
Chrono says:
ok save them
Hicks says:
It's still open
Chrono says:
copy paste it to word
Chrono says:
step through the door with your weapon at ready
Hicks says:
**SAVING**
Hicks says:
** You enter the Barracks.
You are facing the main corridor of the compound. There is a desk here with a computer, obviously having been used for security checks, now left abandoned. Exits are to the South, and Down the corridor, and some stairs going UP.
Chrono says:
go around the desk and search the drawers
Hicks says:
** You search the desk.
You find: Beretta M9 [15/15]
Chrono says:
set beretta as secondary weapon and put pocket knife in bootstrap for quick access
Hicks says:
** You aren't wearing any boots.
** You have no bootstrap.
** You set Beretta M9 as your Secondary Weapon.
** You place Pocket Knife in your purse.
Chrono says:
Chrono says:
check computer to see if it still works
Hicks says:
** You examine the computer.
The Blue Screen of Death is displayed.
Chrono says:
i have such a urge to shoot the computer but its a waste of ammo continue down the corridor
Hicks says:
** You head down the coridoor.
You are now standing in the main corridor of Fort Malton's Barracks. Numerous doors, all locked litter the sides. Exits are to the north end of the corridor and the South.
Chrono says:
look to the north end
Hicks says:
** You look North. You see a computer server room.
Chrono says:
exit south and go up stairs
Hicks says:
** You exit South.
** You exit UP.
Hicks says:
You are now at the landing of a set of stairs. Your progress is blocked by a weak barricade of wood.
Chrono says:
attempt to break teh weak barricade
Hicks says:
** You smash the **** barricade.
Chrono says:
continue up
Hicks says:
** You go UP.
Hicks says:
The second you reach the top of the flight of stairs, a man in combat fatigues opens the door to your right. He aims his L-85 at your forhead and demands your name.
Chrono says:
you drop your weapon put your hands up and tell him you dont remember anything
Hicks says:
** You drop your primary weapon.
The man in the combat fatigues keeps his weapon raised, and demands your name.
Chrono says:
tell him your name is 2nd LT joseph smith
Hicks says:
The combat fatigue-clad man in the doorway whacks you in the face with the butt of his rifle. You stagger. He demands you tell him your name and warns you not to lie again. He makes various remarks about your lack of military attire and the way your knees look weak.
Chrono says:
apologize and tell him your name is joseph smith but your not in the military
Hicks says:
The man pushes you to the ground and searches for weapons, while his boot is pressing on your back, hard. He finds your purse. "What the **** do you carry a purse for?" He muses. He strips you of:
Hicks says:
* pocket knife
* grenade
* pickaxe
Hicks says:
** He picks up your L-85
Hicks says:
The man asks you how you got in here.
Chrono says:
explain to him you found the dead soldier by the gate and you needed to find refuge so you opened the gate and walked in
Hicks says:
** Acceptable explanation.
The man releases you. You get a good look at the man. He is dark skinned of African origin and is wearing a full face gas mask. His helmet covers the top of his head. He is wearing a kevlar vest and has various military grade equipment attached to his combat webbing. You read the name on his uniform: "Van Lewen" He still has his weapon raised, but looser now. He tells you to move it into the corridoor to your right.
Chrono says:
move into the corridoor to the right
Hicks says:
** You go right, with Van Lewen right behind you.
You are now in another main corridoor on the second floor. There are various doors on each side of the corridoor, most of them open. He tells you to go through the far right door.
Chrono says:
enter the far right door
Chrono says:
well?
Chrono says:
PC error?
Hicks says:
** You enter.
As soon as you enter the room, you sense an air of superiority. A 4 Lieutenant Colonel is sitting behind a desk, with a M9 Beretta resting on it, as well as a laptop computer.
Hicks says:
Two secs.
Hicks says:
Remove that 4
Chrono says:
k
Chrono says:
ask van lewen "now what?"
Hicks says:
someone keeps msging, hold on.
Chrono says:
k
Chrono says:
ill brb
Hicks says:
Van Lewen enters the room and closes the door. You can see in the light of the room there's a blood splatter on the left side of his combat fatigues. The Lieutenant Colonel has a look of dismay on his face. He gets up, picks up his pistol. You gulp, thinking you are a goner, however he holsters it. You look back at Van Lewen who is standing to the left of the door, assault rifle held accross his chest. The Lieutenant Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"I apologise for Van Lewen here's welcome, but as you no doubt know it's necessary. I'm Lieutenant Colonel Hagerty, and I'm in charge here. And you are?"
Chrono says:
tell him your name is joesph smith
Hicks says:
** You say "Joseph Smith."
The Colonel looks apathetic. "So tell me Joseph, why exactly didn't you evacuate the city when the APC's, Choppers, whatever came down your street?"
Chrono says:
tell him you dont remember anything you just woke up and the entire city was empty
Hicks says:
The Colonel frowns. He nods to Van Lewen, who exits the room hurridly. The Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"What's the last thing you remember?"
Chrono says:
watching the superbowl with my wife
Hicks says:
"And then what happened?"
Chrono says:
i remember hearing a noise and a sharp pain to my neck then i dont remember anything
Hicks says:
"Did you wake up in your house?"
Chrono says:
no i was near the statues with the horse
Hicks says:
"You mean the monument up front?"
Chrono says:
yeah the one with the guys ashes
Chrono says:
near the park
Hicks says:
"Well, I've got some bad news for you, Joseph. I'm not sure whether you are aware of this or not, but the whole city is under quarintine."
Chrono says:
why what happened?
Hicks says:
"There's been an outbreak of some type of virus somewhere up North, they're calling it 2068. They say it's airborne, and we're all infected."
Hicks says:
The colonel seems reluctant to tell you this.
Chrono says:
ask him if there is anything you can do to help
Hicks says:
"I'm afraid there isn't much that we can do. Other cities further from the source of the outbreak say they're working on a cure, but it could be years."
Chrono says:
ask him for your equipment back
Hicks says:
"Have you ever served in the armed forces, an undercover cop, even in a gun club?"
Hicks says:
"What I'm asking you is can you handle yourself?"
Chrono says:
tell him you used to be a swat officer and explain to him that youve fired many weapons
Hicks says:
Then we'll get you to cover one of the entrances. We've only got four men left."
Van Lewen enters. He hands you back your equipment, looking uncomfortable about this.
Hicks says:
The Colonel speaks:
Hicks says:
"Van Lewen will take you to the back entrance's window."
Chrono says:
grin like a retard at van lewen and tell him to lead on
Hicks says:
Van Lewen exits, and you hear him mutter under his breath "****". He removes his gasmask as you follow him. You see the face of a hardened Sergeant, with bulging muscles. He speaks:
Hicks says:
"Here, you do what we tell you to do, got that? Even Private Weyland outranks you."
Hicks says:
He jerks his thumb at a soldier running past.
Chrono says:
say "yes sir!" in a **** voice
Hicks says:
Hicks says:
You reach the window covering the back entrance. He tells you to stay put. "If you see any ****, call us on this:" He throws you a radio handset.
Chrono says:
ready your L-85 make sure all your gear is together and look out the window for any ****
Hicks says:
You rest your weapon on the windsill, while sitting on a footlocker, ready. You scan the horizon.
Chrono says:
keep waiting
Hicks says:
Time Passes.
Chrono says:
look around see if anything has changed
Hicks says:
You scan the horizon. All Clear.
Chrono says:
check in on the headset and make sure everyone is still ok
Hicks says:
You radio: "Check in"
"Van Lewen, check"
"Kimble, check."
"Weyland, check."
"Dawson, check."
Chrono says:
search the footlocker your sitting on while still keeping one eye out the window
Hicks says:
The Footlocker is locked, but feels empty anyway.
** Time Passes.
You see a small figure on the horizon, outside the walls of the Fort.
Chrono says:
use the radio to explain what you see
Hicks says:
You radio.
You hear Van Lewen's voice: "Everyone keep positions, I'm gonna check it out."
Hicks says:
You hear running.
Chrono says:
say "roger that MR BIG MAN" in a **** voice
Hicks says:
Van Lewen arrives and looks through the scope on his L-85.
He mutters: "****."
Hicks says:
Van Lewen fires a single shot.
Chrono says:
ask him what it is
Hicks says:
You see the figure fall.
Chrono says:
and grab his ****
Chrono says:
Hicks says:
Van Lewen lowers his weapon and pulls up binoculars from his neck.
Hicks says:
** Don't know how to "grab ****"
Chrono says:
ask him what the hell that thing is
Hicks says:
Van Lewen speaks: "One of them. There's bound to be more on the way." He radios, not facing you, and you miss what he says. "Aim for the head."
Van Lewen exits.
Hicks says:
Chrono
Chrono says:
ask on the radio "one of what you *** hater"
Hicks says:
chrono
Chrono says:
yeah
Hicks says:
I gotta go.
Chrono says:
Hicks says:
Post it on the forums.
Hicks says:
here:
Chrono says:
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Holy long post batman!
Ha it did fit on the first page.
Try getting rid of the names and have ONLY the story stuff then i would read it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
/me points at www.mirc.com
Good chat program <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
kthxbai
I relly wana do stuff like this, such as D&D but i dont like the idea of spending hours designing a map, monsters and all of that crap.
Did you have an actual plot you went with, as in if he didnt go you knew what was going to happen?
jus curious cause i wana make one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Did you have an actual plot you went with, as in if he didnt go you knew what was going to happen?
jus curious cause i wana make one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
i dont think coleman had a map or anything he was just making it up as he went along if i did something he didnt expect he would make up another part
Did you have an actual plot you went with, as in if he didnt go you knew what was going to happen?
jus curious cause i wana make one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
i dont think coleman had a map or anything he was just making it up as he went along if i did something he didnt expect he would make up another part <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Aye, captain.
Once chrono skipped the hole I knew exactly what I was doing. I made sure I got direction right by re-reading stuff. A map is much better though, if you're going to do it. Also keep an inventory list.
Did you have an actual plot you went with, as in if he didnt go you knew what was going to happen?
jus curious cause i wana make one <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
i dont think coleman had a map or anything he was just making it up as he went along if i did something he didnt expect he would make up another part <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Aye, captain.
Once chrono skipped the hole I knew exactly what I was doing. I made sure I got direction right by re-reading stuff. A map is much better though, if you're going to do it. Also keep an inventory list. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Did you use a txt file to store all the phrases you knew you were going to say more than once, Hicks? Just curious. I wonder if there's any way to make it easier for you to do this. Making a TXT file would probably be one way. It can hold the inventory, the locations, etc.
And you know, I felt a bit stupid when I realized I was reading about someone else doing a text adventure.
Cause there must be a roll or somthing otherwise you could jus decide "oh well lets kill him now" or you can let him kill the person he is fightning, How would i do this?
Anyone wana do a session soon i wana try it <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
The zombie raises his pickaxe while emitting something that sounds similar to "graagh." While the pickaxe is over his head, you use your trusty knife to gouge his eyeballs out. The zombie drops the pickaxe and makes noise: "graaaagh!" and drops to the floor. He will revive in 3 turns.
chrono482: take pick axe
Hicks0418: ** You pick up the pickaxe.
chrono482: repeatedly swing at zombies head till nothing is left but a small mush
Hicks0418: You swing your pickaxe and miss.
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chrono482: BULL****ING **** <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
ROFL!
Nicely done, good read.
chrono482: repeatedly swing at zombies head till nothing is left but a small mush
Hicks0418: You swing your pickaxe and miss.
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chrono482: BULL****ING **** <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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play much Urban Dead?
Been swining my axe at this zombie for 10mins and i miss most of the time lol
chrono482: repeatedly swing at zombies head till nothing is left but a small mush
Hicks0418: You swing your pickaxe and miss.
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chrono482: BULL****ING **** <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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play much Urban Dead? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Why yes.
I did actually use a dice program I made for the chance to hit.
2 or higher = hit on a stationary object.
Chrono got 1. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I expect it wouldn't work very well with more than 2 people in one chat ... maybe combine the worlds but have them in seperate chat panels and the GM relays information?