Ns - Personalities

ixkillxforxriceixkillxforxrice Join Date: 2005-06-01 Member: 52945Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Was in Steam Forums for CS, why not NS?</div> I've see this on the steam forums for cs so why not bring it over to ns?

THE NEW GUY: The guy who downloaded NS yesterday. He has an incredibly low score like 0-20. He ask many questions like "how do i get a gun" and "how do i build." He runs past rts. We were all this guy at some part of our gaming life. (unless u hax!)
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TRAITS OF THE NEW GUY
-His name is often NSPlayer
-Ask many questions
-Doesn't build buildings
-gets panicky when alien chuckle
-on alien side, you can see him climbing up the wall and the ceiling for the whole game and typing "oh snap this is cool"
-fires pistol uber slow =P

THE "SMART" GUY: This guy can be pro or noob or in between. He is somewhat a teamplayer. Use proper english and gammar with punctuation marks.
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TRAITS OF THE "SMART" GUY
-Capitalization on words the need capitalization.
-uses punctuation when needed
-uses word like Indeed, my good fellow, Darn! and ect.
-uses words most of us dont know.

THE SMURF: this person can be anybody, this can be an admin, a player getting revenge, people that just wanna smurf and **** other people off.
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TRAITS THE SMURF
-Sometimes names can me NSPlayers to confuse players on why an NSPlayer is doing good
-Admin looking for hacker
-A player turning on his hax to get revenge
-Wants to see whats happening on the server without anyone knowing his or her presence
-can be a pro who doesnt wanna be accused of hacking on his real name

THE PRO: This person is doing very well with a score like 90 - 7. He knows what hes doing and the commander gives him equipment when he asks for it.
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TRAITS OF THE PRO
-often uses scripts
-Has binds that call for meds and types meds
-Knows how to use adren as a fade or lerk
-often accused of hacking
-in some sort of clan and league
-uses expressions like tbh and ftw
-knows where every vent and what the names of places ares
-he runs past rts, but when com drops rts before he gets there he'll build it
-smurfs sometimes or all the times unless he scrims.




thats it for now im tooo lazy and i must scrim now
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Comments

  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Some might find it funny.
  • HyakuHyaku Join Date: 2004-03-05 Member: 27161Members
    THE TURDY ADMIN
    - His weapons are the command console. Both of them.
    - He sucks at the game.
    - Anyone better than him is a haxor.
    - OMG THIS IS MY SERVER (ban)
  • CheeseCheese Lork on the Clorf Join Date: 2003-12-15 Member: 24396Members, Constellation
    THE HAX0R

    - Usually uses aimbot and/or wallhax
    - Has increidble high scores
    - Only plays marine. never alien
    - is generally pretty bad except for "his" aim
    - loves the pistol
    - looks wird if you spectate him first person
    - first laughs about you when you accuse him of cheating
    - suddenly either leaves or his aim suddenly gets really bad if you tell him that you ve got a demo and his steam id and that you ll forward it to an admin
  • KenichiKenichi This is not a pie. Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2941Members, NS1 Playtester
    You forgot the average player. Basically the smart guy category minues proper grammar and such.
  • The_FinchThe_Finch Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8498Members
    The 13 Year-Old

    -Has the name "Sniper," "Sephiroth," or a name somehow connected to the television show <i>Dragonball Z.</i>
    -Every death is accompanied by an expression of incredulity.
    -Voice communication leaves one wondering if the player is female or pre-pubescent.
    -Any teamwork or strategy on the part of his opponents will result in accusations of unfairness and/or cowardice.
    -Can only use HA/GL and Onos effectively.
    -Will stack whatever team has an advantage on that map.
  • HWGuy_in_a_CanHWGuy_in_a_Can Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13397Members
    The Team Player

    Altruism is characteristic of the Team Player. Excellent player or not, the Team Player's ultimate goal is to contribute to the team as a whole. Whether it's getting the newbies adjusted to the gamestyle of NS or healing/welding others when needed or covering others and offering support in a battle, the Team Player keeps his comrades (and the Marine-specific Comm) in healthy, tip-top shape.
  • airyKairyK Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11126Members
    i smurfsssss in scrims lawl - btw most people dont smurf to cause problems. Also you made scripting out to be a negative thing :/ ignorance is slowly killing this community in that aspect.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    Pros use celerity for fade and lerk, not adrenaline.
  • DarkFrostDarkFrost Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15154Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Jul 29 2005, 08:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Jul 29 2005, 08:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Pros use celerity for fade and lerk, not adrenaline. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I believe he means adrenaline, as how to manage what "enegry" he has, with whatever upgrade.


    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->We were all this guy at some part of our gaming life. (unless u hax!)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    No, some people, believe it or not, read the manual, and knew all the fundimentals of the game before they started playing. This goes for every game they have ever looked at.
  • surprisesurprise Join Date: 2003-01-16 Member: 12382Members, Constellation
    i started with ns without internet <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    i used bots and cheats to get the fundamentals, and when i joined the community i already knew the basics
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    THE RAMBO

    - Always runs off on his own.
    - Constantly ammo and med spamming the commander.
    - Never capping RT's or building structures.
    - Always worried about his K:D ratio.
    - Blames everyone else for the team not winning.
  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Members, Constellation
    The Tactician
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    - Might give commands to the team even if he's not the Commander
    - Will sometimes ask the Comm to try crazy strategies
    - Might criticise the Comm's decisions that don't follow his own gameplan
    - Will generally show teamwork, because he knows it's in his best interests
    - Will try to recycle guns to keep them on the field, because he spurns res-wastage
    - May become dispondant when he knows his team has passed the point of no return and stand no chance of winning
    - Will sometimes tell the Commander what he saw as his fatal mistake and give his team a post-match analysis whether they're listening or not
    - Can consider himself over-important
    - Can be a bad sportsman

    This is me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Garet_JaxGaret_Jax Join Date: 2003-02-23 Member: 13870Members, Constellation
    Coris
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    - Only gets fragged by rate hackers
    - Likes upper case sentances

    <3 YOU MY FAVE .SE <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • coriscoris Join Date: 2003-07-08 Member: 18034Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Garet Jax+Jul 29 2005, 12:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Garet Jax @ Jul 29 2005, 12:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Coris
    ------
    - Only gets fragged by rate hackers
    - Likes upper case sentances

    <3 YOU MY FAVE .SE <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    We all know that half of the skulks on BryNS use shitrates. Just ask do0rkn0b.
  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    THE Commander

    _____________________

    The guy in the chair.
  • AnubysAnubys Join Date: 2005-04-18 Member: 48840Members
    Joe Nobody
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    - Has general knowledge of the game
    - Can be anywhere from "smart noob" to "under pro"
    - Generally doesn't talk unless talked to
    - Gives little input to team, and generally goes with given orders
    - Not concerned with score, (s)he plays for fun
    - Quietly enters, plays, and leaves - Few people notice him/her
    - Common (average) player
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited July 2005
    Average server admin<ul><li>Crams server with 10-20 useless addons</li><li>Bans people with that golden medal next to their name because it means hacks were detected!</li><li>Forces 1 strategy for aliens (PLS USE D-M-S LOL)</li><li>Knows very little about the game, insults people who try to make suggestions</li><li>Acts seemingly polite until something happens they don't like</li><li>Yell a lot</li><li>Give themselves god mode, kill you, and flaunt it.</li></ul>
    Edit: Forgot to add<ul><li>Thinks combat is the actual mod and ns_ maps are "lame customs"</li></ul>
    second edit:

    Its called satire
  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Genie+Jul 29 2005, 07:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Genie @ Jul 29 2005, 07:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
    - Not concerned with score, (s)he plays for fun <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    :/
  • CharybdIsCharybdIs Join Date: 2004-01-08 Member: 25163Members
    woohoo, i'm everything in 1

    i win
  • BadMouthBadMouth It ceases to be exclusive when you can have a custom member titl Join Date: 2004-05-21 Member: 28815Members
    LAGGER

    -complains everyday about the internet
    -spikes all the time
    -has special teleporting ability
    -thinks he can beat everyone if he just gets a better computer/internet connection
    -always a level one at CO due to constant lagging out
    -always the gorge in NS cos he can't so anything else
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <img src='http://194.197.235.210/~muhweli/retales/files/12.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
    <3
  • surprisesurprise Join Date: 2003-01-16 Member: 12382Members, Constellation
    retales ftw <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ixkillxforxriceixkillxforxrice Join Date: 2005-06-01 Member: 52945Members
    i never said anything bad about scripts =/
  • FangsFangs Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13506Members
    edited July 2005
    <span style='color:red'><b><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Cant belive you left out "The Flayra".</span></b></span>

    The Flayra can be found playing on servers all around the world, "The Flayra" is easily spotted by his attenion attracting name. This player loves it when people ask him intelligent questions like; "Hey are you the real Flayra?" or " 1 w4nt mY 20 d011erZ I spentz 0n TeH Co|\|5tilation B4ck Unle55 YOU M4KE NS2 T0dAy!!1 "

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    THE FLAYRA Traits.
    -Is facinated with Comchairs loves to be in them, and drop lots of them.
    -At least 5 of them can always be found during major CAL HLTV events.
    -More often then not has a very high pitched voice.
    -Has an annoying song he really enjoys playing over voice com at the end of every round, or anytime the team is <i>bogged down</i> in serious gameplay.
    -Has a score around 2-26 (makeing it hard to tell him from the real Flayra)

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    <!--emo&::hive::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/hive5.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hive5.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • titaniumtitanium Join Date: 2003-10-31 Member: 22166Members
    the generalizer
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    - makes dumb posts on messageboards trying to condense people into a specific demographic or group for no reason
  • ultranewbultranewb Pro Bug Hunter Join Date: 2004-07-21 Member: 30026Members
    The Rage Quiter
    =====================
    - make a melodramatic post claiming never to play NS again
    - doesn't stay gone no matter how many people want it
    - kills his #nspug channel and claims 2 hours worth of coding took him "100s of hours"
  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Members, Constellation
    edited July 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin-titanium+Jul 29 2005, 03:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (titanium @ Jul 29 2005, 03:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> the generalizer
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    - makes dumb posts on messageboards trying to condense people into a specific demographic or group for no reason <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The Sad Case
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    - Posts pseudo-superimposing messages when he has nothing better to do
    - Deflects his personal grievances onto others in the form of attack when he should be facing them
    - Genuinely believes that manifesting his bad character will be of worth to someone in this world other than himself, and if not, is gravely mistaken if he thinks his own opinion matters when all he does is alienate himself to those that might, one cold day in hell, entertain the notion of valuing it
  • ToothyToothy ir-regard-less Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13447Members, Constellation
    This isn't the competitive discussion forum!
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Genie+Jul 29 2005, 01:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Genie @ Jul 29 2005, 01:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Joe Nobody
    -------------
    - Has general knowledge of the game
    - Can be anywhere from "smart noob" to "under pro"
    - Generally doesn't talk unless talked to
    - Gives little input to team, and generally goes with given orders
    - Not concerned with score, (s)he plays for fun
    - Quietly enters, plays, and leaves - Few people notice him/her
    - Common (average) player <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Most of those guys are pretty good and normally reside on their few favourite servers using Ventrilo with friends which is why they never speak <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> .
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    TRAITS OF THE BORED GUY

    -This thread sucks
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