Bible Spoofs

PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">beside that one comic</div> Do you know any funny?
I don´t want to see any majorly offending stuff here, but clean and funny, to wich even believers can laugh!
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    It's odd but I haven't seen that many myself.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Jul 17 2005, 11:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Jul 17 2005, 11:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> but clean and funny, to wich even believers can laugh! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha, you called the Bible fake. Haha, so funny. Yes, I'm sure all those Bible-thumpers sure will enjoy that joke.

    ...
  • The_ThingThe_Thing Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13993Members
  • NeonSpyderNeonSpyder &quot;Das est NTLDR?&quot; Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17913Members
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited July 2005
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    About time something written in the bible was true
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Yeh, but no one ever reads the warnings printed on a product... I mean look at cigarette packs <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • ObstObst Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14436Members, Constellation
    Seen that in German somewhere already...

    Still funny <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Finally something funny about a bible that does not make me sick because it misleads people <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Mr_JeburtOMr_JeburtO Join Date: 2003-08-29 Member: 20340Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Kouji San+Jul 17 2005, 12:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Kouji San @ Jul 17 2005, 12:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeh, but no one ever reads the warnings printed on a product... I mean look at cigarette packs <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    thats because you have to buy it to read it <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • waitingwaiting Join Date: 2005-07-06 Member: 55368Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 06:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Pithlit+Jul 17 2005, 11:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Pithlit @ Jul 17 2005, 11:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> but clean and funny, to wich even believers can laugh! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Haha, you called the Bible fake. Haha, so funny. Yes, I'm sure all those Bible-thumpers sure will enjoy that joke.

    ... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well it's nothing more than a stupid book with the so called religion rules and more crap like that.
  • JediYoshiJediYoshi The Cupcake Boss Join Date: 2002-05-27 Member: 674Members
    All books are stupid, ftw.
  • ObstObst Join Date: 2003-03-12 Member: 14436Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-JediYoshi+Jul 17 2005, 08:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JediYoshi @ Jul 17 2005, 08:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> All books are stupid, ftw. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And the bible is a book even used to reason stupid activities and as a justification for people who try to command over others and make up rules for them to live after.

    BS galore.
  • StormLiongStormLiong Join Date: 2002-12-27 Member: 11569Members
    edited July 2005
    Would it hinder its anti-vampire power?

    Because thats the only good a bible is for ;p
  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    Go to a factory disctount outlet

    you can buy the BIBLE with TYPOS in it!

    And now class, we're going to read about Sadam and Steve!

    The Holey book of Gob


    I'm NOT joking about this either! You can seriously find these!!!
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-waiting+Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waiting @ Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well it's nothing more than a stupid book <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whatever.

    Would it surprise anyone to see a racist or nationalistic thread closed soon after it's started? What's with the double standard? Why is it okay to insult a religion but wrong to insult a color of skin here?
  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-waiting+Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waiting @ Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well it's nothing more than a stupid book <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whatever.

    Would it surprise anyone to see a racist or nationalistic thread closed soon after it's started? What's with the double standard? Why is it okay to insult a religion but wrong to insult a color of skin here? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think because nationality isn't something you choose to have, where as religion is.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Jul 17 2005, 11:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Jul 17 2005, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-waiting+Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waiting @ Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well it's nothing more than a stupid book <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whatever.

    Would it surprise anyone to see a racist or nationalistic thread closed soon after it's started? What's with the double standard? Why is it okay to insult a religion but wrong to insult a color of skin here? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I think because nationality isn't something you choose to have, where as religion is. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Zomg, not in some countries. China did the whole "crackdown on Christianity" thing for a while.
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Obst+Jul 17 2005, 02:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Obst @ Jul 17 2005, 02:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-JediYoshi+Jul 17 2005, 08:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JediYoshi @ Jul 17 2005, 08:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> All books are stupid, ftw. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And the bible is a book even used to reason stupid activities and as a justification for people who try to command over others and make up rules for them to live after.

    BS galore. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oddly enough, none of that is acctually in the bible...
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Hahaha, reminds me off Bash quote:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-waiting+Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waiting @ Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well it's nothing more than a stupid book <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whatever.

    Would it surprise anyone to see a racist or nationalistic thread closed soon after it's started? What's with the double standard? Why is it okay to insult a religion but wrong to insult a color of skin here? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    what? i think i just laughed at this picutre? and here you start spitting out insults? are you trying to actually you know, getting offended because of a picture that just tries to be funny? why do you immediatly take defence position? do you think people will start spitting out insults on religion?

    medhead you disapoint me
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Metalcat+Jul 17 2005, 03:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Metalcat @ Jul 17 2005, 03:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-waiting+Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waiting @ Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well it's nothing more than a stupid book <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whatever.

    Would it surprise anyone to see a racist or nationalistic thread closed soon after it's started? What's with the double standard? Why is it okay to insult a religion but wrong to insult a color of skin here? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    what? i think i just laughed at this picutre? and here you start spitting out insults? are you trying to actually you know, getting offended because of a picture that just tries to be funny? why do you immediatly take defence position? do you think people will start spitting out insults on religion?

    medhead you disapoint me <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The picture isn't funny, it's largely offenceive... Why not call all muslims terrorists, or all sihks towelheads as well? Laughing at religion is apropriate and fun!
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    I have an even funnier joke

    <img src='http://sewhttkr.home.comcast.net/stories/promisepic.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    OH SNAP GUYS.
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Swiftspear+Jul 17 2005, 03:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Swiftspear @ Jul 17 2005, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Metalcat+Jul 17 2005, 03:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Metalcat @ Jul 17 2005, 03:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 02:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-waiting+Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (waiting @ Jul 17 2005, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Well it's nothing more than a stupid book <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Whatever.

    Would it surprise anyone to see a racist or nationalistic thread closed soon after it's started? What's with the double standard? Why is it okay to insult a religion but wrong to insult a color of skin here? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    what? i think i just laughed at this picutre? and here you start spitting out insults? are you trying to actually you know, getting offended because of a picture that just tries to be funny? why do you immediatly take defence position? do you think people will start spitting out insults on religion?

    medhead you disapoint me <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The picture isn't funny, it's largely offenceive... Why not call all muslims terrorists, or all sihks towelheads as well? Laughing at religion is apropriate and fun! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    largely offensive? it just make jokes about the various stories in the bible? did you even look at what the text in the picture says?
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Metalcat+Jul 17 2005, 04:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Metalcat @ Jul 17 2005, 04:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what? i think i just laughed at this picutre? and here you start spitting out insults? are you trying to actually you know, getting offended because of a picture that just tries to be funny? why do you immediatly take defence position? do you think people will start spitting out insults on religion?

    medhead you disapoint me <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Where did I insult anyone...? And when did a person attempting to be funny negate the feelings of the person targeted? Do I think people will start spitting out insults on religion... what in the world? What do you call a picture calling the Bible fiction?

    I'm pointing out the double standard of the admins here. That's why I've made the posts in this thread. Everyone gets indignant when racism, nationalism, sexual preference, and insults on handicaps are used: but bashing the Bible is okay!
  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 04:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 04:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm pointing out the double standard of the admins here. That's why I've made the posts in this thread. Everyone gets indignant when racism, nationalism, sexual preference, and insults on handicaps are used: but bashing the Bible is okay! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's probably because bashing sexual preference, disability and promoting racism and nationalism are all in the bible?
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 04:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 04:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Metalcat+Jul 17 2005, 04:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Metalcat @ Jul 17 2005, 04:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> what? i think i just laughed at this picutre? and here you start spitting out insults? are you trying to actually you know, getting offended because of a picture that just tries to be funny? why do you immediatly take defence position? do you think people will start spitting out insults on religion?

    medhead you disapoint me <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Where did I insult anyone...? And when did a person attempting to be funny negate the feelings of the person targeted? Do I think people will start spitting out insults on religion... what in the world? What do you call a picture calling the Bible fiction?

    I'm pointing out the double standard of the admins here. That's why I've made the posts in this thread. Everyone gets indignant when racism, nationalism, sexual preference, and insults on handicaps are used: but bashing the Bible is okay! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    well when you instantly say: DONT BASH THE BIBLE ITS THE HOLY!! OH NO LOCK THIS THREAD PEOPLE WILL INSULT THE CHRISTIANTY AND YOU DONT DO ANYTANG!!

    then i think you will expect people to bash religion,

    and yes bashing the bible is ok, no wait we didnt bash the bible we just had some laughs, do you know what humor is? i guess you also dont laugh when stand up comedians make jokes about sex because you want to protect your children

    what i call a picture calling the bible fiction? true
  • waitingwaiting Join Date: 2005-07-06 Member: 55368Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Spacer+Jul 17 2005, 11:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spacer @ Jul 17 2005, 11:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jul 17 2005, 04:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jul 17 2005, 04:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm pointing out the double standard of the admins here. That's why I've made the posts in this thread. Everyone gets indignant when racism, nationalism, sexual preference, and insults on handicaps are used: but bashing the Bible is okay! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's probably because bashing sexual preference, disability and promoting racism and nationalism are all in the bible? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh snap!

    <img src='http://www.retardedpirate.com/images/bible.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    <img src='http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41313000/jpg/_41313999_rowling_pa203.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

    Uh-oh, someone's distorting the soul of christianity!
  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    Supernorn wins the thread.
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