Be A Competitive Ns Player For A Day

SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Or more like 6 hours</div> Have you wondered what its like to be in a clan, or even a clanmatch, but haven't bothered to try? Do you have trouble summoning the courage to tie your shoes in the morning even though you'd like to? Are you shy on the internet? Well, we can help you out.

Thanks to the <b>Cyberathletes Amateur League</b>'s lenient preseason roster policys, the all purpose awesome, nice people you've certainly never heard of called <i>obscure</i> are going to give one <b>very, very lucky</b> persona of unspecified gender identity the once in a lifetime opportunity to play in a CAL-match.

The reason being our superb team is likely to be short one person this sunday, at something like 9 EST (Hey Dirm, when did we schedule? Did we?). To avoid a forfeit, and provide the clearly overpowering Slot1 with their welldeserved victory I've henced decided to summon any 6th player possible from the dark abyss that is the ns.org forums.

To take advantage of this bout of good luck, you need the following :
Ventrilo (www.ventrilo.com)
mIRC (www.mirc.com)

And to message SaltzBad or Dirm on irc.gamesurge.net before 9 EST. Act quickly, or someone else will already be getting yelled at while you're still reading this post.

Comments

  • stallioNstallioN Join Date: 2005-06-21 Member: 54363Members
    edited July 2005
    why is no one in your clan named obs.cure

    (lol)
  • ToothyToothy ir-regard-less Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13447Members, Constellation
    I'm almost tempted, despite having a ping from England.
  • DuoGodOfDeathDuoGodOfDeath Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1044Members
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    omg I hope I becoem a comptetitive NS playarz for teh daysh!

    Seriously though, if you guys need a ring, I'll take it up.
  • Invader_ScootInvader_Scoot Join Date: 2003-10-13 Member: 21669Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-DuoGodOfDeath+Jul 10 2005, 12:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuoGodOfDeath @ Jul 10 2005, 12:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can I play? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ^This guy is t3h 1337 fade. Seriously.
  • 2_of_Eight2_of_Eight Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20016Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Invader Scoot+Jul 10 2005, 02:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Invader Scoot @ Jul 10 2005, 02:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DuoGodOfDeath+Jul 10 2005, 12:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuoGodOfDeath @ Jul 10 2005, 12:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Can I play? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ^This guy is t3h 1337 fade. Seriously. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thanks for telling us <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MrGunnerMrGunner Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11757Members, Constellation
    A requirement that Saltz forgot to list is that you have to be better then Isamil to play for us. Don't worry though, if you have even a basic understanding of the english language you're in.
  • RammstienRammstien Join Date: 2003-11-30 Member: 23805Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-MrGunner+Jul 10 2005, 02:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MrGunner @ Jul 10 2005, 02:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> A requirement that Saltz forgot to list is that you have to be better then Isamil to play for us. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I wouldnt even call that a requirement
  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    When I get back from vacation : 25 juli

    also, I live in Holland, any problem?

    I mean lag related?
  • la_grande_parchela_grande_parche Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18262Members, Constellation
    Nsplayer kill Frenchi! with knife
    Gunner say : omg pscript
    Frenchi! say : indeed
    Saltzbad say: omg you nub died to a single marine

    Classic isn't it?
  • MrGunnerMrGunner Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11757Members, Constellation
    I LOVE YOU FRENCHY!
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    can I play saltzbad
  • MrGunnerMrGunner Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11757Members, Constellation
    In the end we decided to let civilian play and we think that after the match experience that he got today he would be a decent addition to any omega caliber team.
  • DRagonDRagon Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18833Members, Constellation
    <!--emo&::asrifle::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='asrifle.gif' /><!--endemo--> :O
  • a_civiliana_civilian Likes seeing numbers Join Date: 2003-01-08 Member: 12041Members, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead
    Quiet gunner, I did better than any of you.
  • Router_BoxRouter_Box Join Date: 2004-09-07 Member: 31483Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    The only thing anybody learned in this whole deal was that obscure is ridiculously good at ns_seige007.

    You guys better hope that we don't see you in this next season, cause we'll scrim the **** outta that map for the rematch.
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    el oh el question mark
  • IsamilIsamil Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23552Members, Constellation
  • SaltzBadSaltzBad Join Date: 2004-02-23 Member: 26833Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-a civilian+Jul 10 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (a civilian @ Jul 10 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Quiet gunner, I did better than any of you. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You're just jealous because you didn't go afk at the start of the round.

    Anyway dudes, we had 6 for the match with some last minute recruiting - thanks for the support everyone. Also, Gunner sucks.
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