Paris Hilton Retires In 2 Years

The_ThingThe_Thing Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13993Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">omg yes!</div> <a href='http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/13/people.hilton.ap/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/13/p...n.ap/index.html</a>
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  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    I hope not. Ironically enough, I'm gonna speak up for her here:

    Thing is, yes, she seems to be quite the slut and the such. But she was on Letterman a while back, and I noticed that she wasn't enjoying it at all. And I might even say, she seemed pretty intelligent. It surprised me, and I began to sympathize with her- she got stuck in a world with a life she probably didn't like(of either).

    I hope she could get a serious role or two, become a true actress.
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    Poor doll.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    There should be news articles whenever a drunk 20-something decides to stop partying because they hate their lives. Woooonoonecares.
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    Retires from what exactly? I don't remember her exactly "working."
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  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    That's what I was thinking.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Darth Vader says "EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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  • 2_of_Eight2_of_Eight Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20016Members
    OH a random person is retiring, I MUST SEE THIS!








    Oh wait, no I mustn't. Why in the world would I care? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Cereal KillR+Jun 13 2005, 01:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cereal KillR @ Jun 13 2005, 01:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Retires from what exactly? I don't remember her exactly "working." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Well, she has to remember to take her birth control pills which I'm sure is a quite a bit of work..
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  • DaJMastaDaJMasta Join Date: 2005-01-10 Member: 34750Members, Constellation
    I would agree with Quaunaut, but she decided to act that way. And with such extremity (beyond dumb blond), I don't know if I could ever respect her as a normal human being.

    Even if off-camera she was perfectly normal, I don't think I can ever think highly of her.


    So, i like it.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Quaunaut's funny.

    How do people like her?
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    how does anyone like anyone?

    Boobs.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Jun 13 2005, 06:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Jun 13 2005, 06:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> how does anyone like anyone?

    Boobs. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ZOMG YOU FOUND MY WEAKNESS! BOOBS <3
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  • SpacerSpacer Invented dogs Join Date: 2003-05-02 Member: 16008Members
    Retiring? Leaking porn starring yourself is a career now? Woah. And you would've thought you'd have to go to school and work hard to retire early!
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  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    Oh, she has done lots more than just having a amateur pornflick released. She has... well... er... TV show! Yes! She was in a reality show in which she... did stupid things... er...

    Okay, I got nothing.
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  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    I'm retiring.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Jun 13 2005, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Jun 13 2005, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> how does anyone like anyone?

    Boobs. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Which she's clearly lacking?

    Amen Anem.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    I'm already retired. Twice. <b>FTW!</b> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Well, she was a model. And those folk have to like walk around and stuff. So that's a job. Then she took a couple of crap parts in some crap movies. And she starred in porn, and she had some TV shows, and she appeared on roughly every single tv show on air.

    So yeah, she did work.

    Yeah, she's smart.

    Yeah, while the rest of America says "LOL STUPID PARIS", whe'll be laughing all the way to the bank.
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  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    You know you're stupid when all of AMERICA thinks you're stupid..
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited June 2005
    Well, she's also done softporn ads for... Burger King I think?
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  • jago6jago6 Join Date: 2004-11-18 Member: 32868Members, Constellation
    I could deal with everyone in America thinking me stupid if I had a bank account like hers.
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  • AllUrHiveRblong2usAllUrHiveRblong2us By Your Powers Combined... Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11244Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Jun 13 2005, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Jun 13 2005, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah, while the rest of America says "LOL STUPID PARIS", whe'll be laughing all the way to the bank. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You do realise that thanks to her family, she could have easily been rich and famous WITHOUT seeming like a complete human wasteland, right?
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  • funbagsfunbags Join Date: 2003-06-08 Member: 17099Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-OttoDestruct+Jun 13 2005, 06:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (OttoDestruct @ Jun 13 2005, 06:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Jun 13 2005, 06:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Jun 13 2005, 06:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> how does anyone like anyone?

    Boobs. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ZOMG YOU FOUND MY WEAKNESS! BOOBS <3 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    HAHA
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-lolfighter+Jun 13 2005, 08:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (lolfighter @ Jun 13 2005, 08:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Well, she's also done softporn ads for... Burger King I think?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That would be the <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=93808' target='_blank'>Spicey BBQ Burger</a> commercial, and it's hawt!
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  • KGB_GaralKGB_Garal Join Date: 2005-06-09 Member: 53476Members
    I can't believe someone would assassinate JFK but no one would assassinate Paris Hilton...
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-KGB Garal+Jun 13 2005, 09:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KGB Garal @ Jun 13 2005, 09:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I can't believe someone would assassinate JFK but no one would assassinate Paris Hilton... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Believe it, it's true.
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    Why would she even look for a job if she was set for life when she was born? Most people (already setup financially) look for jobs that satisfies another aspect of their life (other then getting money). For some its teaching... or being a doctor... or inventing a new device or video game.

    Using that logic... I think she really is just a stupid ****.

    Gorge on gorge action

    Nevahhhhhhhhh! - <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    get off my head! - <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-KGB Garal+Jun 14 2005, 09:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (KGB Garal @ Jun 14 2005, 09:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I can't believe someone would assassinate JFK but no one would assassinate Paris Hilton... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Answer: nobody <i>cares</i> about Paris Hilton. She's more famous for nobody giving a **** about her and wondering why evreyone <i>else</i> seems to (but really doesn't) than for acutally doing\being anything.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    She was on <i>Las Vegas </i>tonight. Her character was marrying for money ... HA!
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-AllUrHiveRblong2us+Jun 13 2005, 08:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (AllUrHiveRblong2us @ Jun 13 2005, 08:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Jun 13 2005, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Jun 13 2005, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Yeah, while the rest of America says "LOL STUPID PARIS", whe'll be laughing all the way to the bank. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You do realise that thanks to her family, she could have easily been rich and famous WITHOUT seeming like a complete human wasteland, right? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Everybody wants to get more money.
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