If Given The Chance To Modify Your Body

CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Would you?</div> This is a bit of a pseudo-poll but I wanted written answers (No this isn't spam I plan to do something with the collected data



If so,


What part, why, and how would you change it. Thanks.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    My large stomach.

    The doctor said so (and I am obese).

    Diet and exercise.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    Nope, I may not be the most attractive person on the planet (Not that bad either though <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->) but I'm quite happy with my appearance, I don't need to look better to feel better. Although, I probably wouldn't mind a couple more inches below the wasteline <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AlienCowAlienCow Join Date: 2003-09-20 Member: 21040Members
    My hair, it needs to grow straighter. At the moment it starts to curl outwards, looks like some kind of cheesy 50s plastic housewife hair. Long and straight please, long and straight.
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  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    edited May 2005
    Agreed Caboose... you've got an absolutely miniscule set of kneecaps.


    I'd like to be bitten by a radioactive spider and have all the comic side effects that follow please

    [Edit]When I say comic I mean the ability to climb walls. Not comical as in be covered in fur that others find really irritating or the suddenly get the urge to eat flies[/Edit]
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited May 2005
    My moobs. I gotta start exercising again...
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    If surgery was available to remove an arm and replace it with a robotic arm, I'd get that. Even if it wasn't any stronger (but still had the dexterity).
    I just love robotic arms. But plastic surgery? Nah. Not for me.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    If youre talkin plastic surgery, no. If youre talkin putting a laser in place of my eye, sure.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+May 25 2005, 12:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ May 25 2005, 12:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> My moobs. I gotta start exercising again... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dood, WTH is a moob? You mean musKles? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Dessidious_ConfuzorDessidious_Confuzor Join Date: 2004-11-05 Member: 32637Members
    Sure.

    Aesthetically. I could honestly make do with a hell of a lot less body and facial hair, get rid of a couple of moles. A complete end to my war with acne and the scarring leftover from previous dermal battles would be a plus. In addition, I'd like to get a realignment of my horrendous posture.

    And for no reason at all, I'd love to be modified to be double-jointed; just having the freedom to perform new and unique movements that you otherwise wouldn't be able to do would feel great.
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    I wouldn't mind a set of retractable claws a la Shadowrun/Wolverine...
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Moob equals <b>M</b>an b<b>oob</b>.

    Moooooooooob.
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    An end to my thin head hair, and a complete realignment to my back. Not to mention taking my left wrist to pre-breakage condition. Though the popping is fun to creep people out with.

    Oh, and blue or green eyes. Brown eyes are dull.
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Dessidious Confuzor+May 25 2005, 06:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dessidious Confuzor @ May 25 2005, 06:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And for no reason at all, I'd love to be modified to be double-jointed; just having the freedom to perform new and unique movements that you otherwise wouldn't be able to do would feel great. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Where's Surge when you need a "too many knees" picture?

    Apart from obvious stuff like putting a calculator and memory storage thingey in my brain, I'd probably just go for a stronger backside.
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 25 2005, 12:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 25 2005, 12:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh, and blue or green eyes. Brown eyes are dull. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <span style='font-size:16pt;line-height:100%'><b>AQUA</b></span>
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Snidely+May 25 2005, 01:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Snidely @ May 25 2005, 01:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Moob equals <b>M</b>an b<b>oob</b>.

    Moooooooooob. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You're not proud of your breasts? Do you need a mansiere?
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  • Fatal_ErrorFatal_Error Join Date: 2005-01-15 Member: 35840Members
    Hmm... I'd love to be able to move at lightning fast speeds... Probably my lungs, to make them hold more, trim away some of my flab, and give me uberlegs.
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    But the rest of your body would take damage from the shaking. Better to get supar fast treads.
    E: oh oh! then you could be like those tank mutated things in Q2, with a rocketlauncher or two!
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Well, now that this has turned into more than aesthetics, sure I would.

    I could go with some laser eye surgery to get 20/20 vision. Oh, fixing my islet cells in my pancrias to produce insulin would be nice too, no more injections...
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    I'd definitely fix my vision. It keeps getting worse.

    <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    <span style='color:gray'>Nightvision</span> implants in my eyes.
    And some cyboristic chips in my body, for access type of things. Hacking and stuff.
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  • GreeGree Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16454Members
    Well currently I am having both of my big toe nails removed because they refuse to become non ingrown. Other than that I would want a cannon grafted to my chest for obvious reasons.
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  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    Retractable gills would be great, diving is soo much fun, but it would be even greater if you didn´t have to take all the outfit with you (just your neopren suit in that case) adn won´t have to look for your air

    If its only plastic (but perfect in that case) i would remove my little fingers and add thumbs there. Perfect two handed-ness whenever you need it. besides it looks absolutly cool ^^.
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    What to change? Hmm. How about everything <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    <a href='http://www.petandwildlife.com/wolves/images/posternow/gray_wolf_montana_400x285.jpg' target='_blank'>Don't tell me you didn't see it coming xDDD</a>
    Sorry x) had to.
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Meh, everyone is all "LOLZ WANT TO BE CYBORG/ROBOT/TANK/NUCLEAR BOMB" and then armonkyi goes "hay I want to be a wolf... again" .. you ruined it!
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    I'd opt for stuff to fix the problems. Something to fix the blindspot in my right eye, adjustments to my spine and/or the surrounding muscles to stop giving me crap from time to time. Fix the dents in my shin bones. Get rid of the void spot in my left wrist. Fix the teeth that have cracks in them (teeth grinding in my sleep ftw).

    Besides that, maybe get better vision, crank up the old metabolism a bit, and something to permanently remove some of the more unsightly of body hair.
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  • TheDestroyerTheDestroyer Tooobah Join Date: 2003-07-12 Member: 18123Members, Constellation
    New sholder. I injured it a bit ago, and its bothered me ever since.

    I would also like to enhance my strenght, because it never hurts to be stronger.
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    Any one played shadowrun?

    Headware memory
    cyber eyes/ears


    screw it.

    I could go for the entire cyborg thing ala GitS.

    Though my primary one is the ability to have headware memory with playback functionality (can you say carying around my music/anime with me would friken ROCK!)

    As other people have said removing the minor aches and pains I have from tales of a missspent youth.

    Though I am relativly happy with my cosmetic apearance (anytihng I want to change I will do my self)
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  • arcticaarctica Shindiggery innit Join Date: 2005-02-18 Member: 41646Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+May 25 2005, 01:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ May 25 2005, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Get rid of the void spot in my left wrist. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Void spot in your left wrist? What the hell happened there? *curious*
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 25 2005, 12:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 25 2005, 12:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+May 25 2005, 01:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ May 25 2005, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Get rid of the void spot in my left wrist. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Void spot in your left wrist? What the hell happened there? *curious* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It's like a cyst that prevented proper growth, and the cyst comes and goes, leaving this empty spot.
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-arctica+May 25 2005, 02:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (arctica @ May 25 2005, 02:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+May 25 2005, 01:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ May 25 2005, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Get rid of the void spot in my left wrist. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Void spot in your left wrist? What the hell happened there? *curious* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    "When masturbation goes bad; next on Fox News"
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