Etiquette Of Public Play

ToothyToothy ir-regard-less Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13447Members, Constellation
edited May 2005 in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">contractictive messages!</div> I was a little bored last night, so in order to clear up any contradictive messages regarding public NS play, I wrote <a href='http://www.toothy.jolt.co.uk/etiquette.html' target='_blank'>this article.</a>

Enjoy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • eliotmateliotmat Join Date: 2002-12-01 Member: 10350Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    I'll read it while I'm sitting on the crapper.
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  • GoldwinGoldwin Join Date: 2005-05-07 Member: 51110Members
    Oh, that document is so <i>true.</i>
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  • PithlitPithlit Join Date: 2003-05-07 Member: 16120Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    just finished it and i have to say i never laughed so hard and long
    omg, so great
    *dies*
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  • LionofSunLionofSun Join Date: 2005-03-06 Member: 44003Members
    HAHAHA! That is hilarious! The single funniest thing I've read in a good while. Thankyou for writing that.
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  • EPcreepEPcreep Join Date: 2004-04-28 Member: 28289Members, Constellation
    u forgot the fade dieing 20 feet from u and u blocked him(i know it falls under blocking but still)

    other than that greatest read EVAR
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  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.
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  • AbixAbix Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24359Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Flamebait?
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  • Fatal_ErrorFatal_Error Join Date: 2005-01-15 Member: 35840Members
    LOL, nice job.
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  • BreakthroughBreakthrough Texture Artist (ns_prometheus) Join Date: 2005-03-27 Member: 46620Members, Constellation
    It's funny because it's <span style='color:green'>true</span>.

    Wait a minute... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Al_KaholicAl_Kaholic Join Date: 2004-01-31 Member: 25821Members, Constellation
    I didn't think it was <i>that</i> funny. More chiché than anything.
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  • daidalosdaidalos Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28854Members, Constellation
    Well, that was really funny.
    Most of the things aren't really true, but you can't say that little text is wrong <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->.
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  • NaoNao Join Date: 2005-03-06 Member: 43684Members
    Bravo.
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  • ShinzonShinzon Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18407Members
    Nice... It is... entireley true... mabe exagurated and warped but still true...

    you win a golden sticker <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TranquilChaosTranquilChaos Join Date: 2003-07-25 Member: 18425Members
    It might have been funny if you weren't bludgeoning us with it.
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  • DreyaDreya Join Date: 2004-08-25 Member: 30896Members
    Oh man, I was laughing out loud as was my non-NS playing friend who I read it aloud with. Nice job, bravo.
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  • ZavaroZavaro Tucson, Arizona Join Date: 2005-02-14 Member: 41174Members, Super Administrators, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Squad Five Silver, NS2 Map Tester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Playtester, NS2 Community Developer, Pistachionauts
    That was classic! I love the ending part of blaming a loss on the map.
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  • DeviantAngelDeviantAngel Join Date: 2004-07-15 Member: 29920Members
    i wish i posted here enough to justify quoting you in my sig
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  • Splinter_SteveSplinter_Steve Join Date: 2005-03-20 Member: 45881Members
    Hilarious, and maybe because it's satire (or the whole playtester thing <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ) you can get away with it.

    ::expecting the fires of flame hell <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ::
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  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Toothy+May 20 2005, 04:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Toothy @ May 20 2005, 04:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I was a little bored last night, so in order to clear up any contractictive messages regarding public NS play, I wrote <a href='http://www.toothy.jolt.co.uk/etiquette.html' target='_blank'>this article.</a>

    Enjoy <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    toothy fails at following things:

    - humour
    - ns
    - the internet in general.

    and i bet you've broken all of those rules :o
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  • Jabba_The_HuntJabba_The_Hunt Join Date: 2003-01-05 Member: 11850Members
    While i agree that the behaviour of the ns community is terrible (myself included) there have been comms who have done almost everything good on that list, (well maybe 2 hives in 4mins and jetpacks in 5 <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->)
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  • DroggogDroggog Random Pubber Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3293Members, Constellation
    Nice read <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    Mm wheres the sticky?
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  • SuitePeeSuitePee Join Date: 2004-11-18 Member: 32857Members
    Thanks man,now I can blame the comm every time I'm on the marine side.
    Hilarious. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    "You're automatically assumed to multitask everything..." <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TaaketaTaaketa Join Date: 2004-02-10 Member: 26357Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Al Kaholic+May 20 2005, 05:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Al Kaholic @ May 20 2005, 05:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I didn't think it was <i>that</i> funny. More chiché than anything. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I concur
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  • HellbillyHellbilly A whole title out of pity... Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 3931Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Haha Toothy, that was excellent <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    There is much truth behind those exaggerations, unfortunately.
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  • torquetorque Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20035Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    edited May 2005
    Nice one, Toothy. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Remember: People with icons are obviously and naturally much better at NS than people without.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Quoted for truth!
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  • Vitamin_LeadVitamin_Lead Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15683Members
    I don't know why some of these people have a problem with ur article, but it's absolutely awesome. (They're prolly the 'professionals' and by posting this article, u messed up their aim/concentration and will be to blame for every death for the resy of the day.)

    ~VL
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  • Splinter_SteveSplinter_Steve Join Date: 2005-03-20 Member: 45881Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Vitamin Lead+May 21 2005, 04:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Vitamin Lead @ May 21 2005, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't know why some of these people have a problem with ur article, but it's absolutely awesome. (They're prolly the 'professionals' and by posting this article, u messed up their aim/concentration and will be to blame for every death for the resy of the day.)

    ~VL <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Also your fault <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Hmmm let's hope the newbies don't find this ay? Hilarious. 10/10.

    Sticky this please <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
    I haven't had any complaints about voice spam or my commanding in a long time (asside from aliens complaining about me owning them)...
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