I demand you keep playing this funny game with her, then in a month or 2 send her the link to this thread where she can see where everyone has been laughing at her for the past month <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
You really should reply again in your traditional, completely sane, manner.
If you don't reply to her because of the Livejournal threat I will be forced to make jokes about the size of your **** and other issues so as to diminish your masculinity.
Bonus points if you use any of the following words:
<!--QuoteBegin-reasa+May 15 2005, 11:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (reasa @ May 15 2005, 11:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Bonus points if you use any of the following words:
Sodomite, Ambidextrous, Turnip <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Damnit, you're forcing me to add words to that list.
<a href='http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=frisson' target='_blank'>Frisson</a>, <a href='http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2002/01/14.html' target='_blank'>Pusillanimous</a>, <a href='http://home.mn.rr.com/wwftd/Frame1.html' target='_blank'>Dolorifuge</a> (scroll down or use find)
Good luck <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I seriously was not considering continuing this little endeavour, but I'm current suffering manic procrastination, so I thought I'd draft a response.
<b>Sent:</b>
Miss, whether you were aware of your actions or not, you have gravely escalated the matter at hand here…
It is proper etiquette that in issuing apologies, one ensures that they are not conditional apologies. You have explicitly phrased your apology as being conditional: that you are willing to apologize "if [you] don't hear from [me] again". Such an apology is demeaning to one such as myself. You may not know it, but as my physiological makeup lacks the ability to generate libido, my psychological equilibrium has shifted to make me much more emotionally sensitive, more so even than the fairer of the two mainstream genders.
It is with great reluctance that we must assume a state of hostility again, yet in spite of this, perhaps we may keep a status quo of peaceful co-existence. If this is to be accomplished however, we must come to some detailed peace settlements.
You previously threatened to post our correspondence on your livejournal as retaliation if I were to reply to you once more. I object that our correspondence thus far has been a matter of strict confidentiality. Consider the consequences if you were to ignore this warning… Recall that I have control of ants that offer me daily sacrifices of pants. Now, I understand that you likely take some joy in the privilege of getting "into allan's pants". Be warned that if you dare take the first strike in posting our correspondence publicly, I WILL INSTRUCT MY ANTS TO INDEFINITELY FORCE WEAR 'ALLAN' INTO LAYERS UPON LAYERS OF INFINITE AND REPLENISHING PANTS. Such impenetrable and regenerating layers would forever deny you the ability to gain access "into allan's pants" again, EVER.
I make a simple request: Do not post our correspondence, and you need not fear my pant bearing ants.
One final note: As I cannot confirm whether you will have plans to post our correspondence without my knowledge, I ask that you submit the location of your livejournal to me, in order that I confirm you do not attempt to sneak one by me. At the time of this e-mail's launch, you will have ninety-four hours to disclose the location of your livejournal to me. Failure to do so, and I WILL release the ants.
<!--QuoteBegin-Dessidious Confuzor+May 17 2005, 03:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dessidious Confuzor @ May 17 2005, 03:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You had previously threatened to post our correspondence on your livejournal as retaliation for my writing to you again. I object that our correspondence thus far has been a matter of strict confidentiality. Consider the consequences if you were to ignore this warning… Recall that <b>I have control of ants that offer me daily sacrifices of pants.</b> Now, I understand that you likely take some joy in the privilege of <b>getting “into allan’s pants”.</b> Be warned that if you dare take the first strike in posting our correspondence publicly, <b>I WILL DIRECT MY ANTS TO INFINITELY FORCE WEAR ‘ALLAN’ INTO LAYERS UPON LAYERS OF INFINITE AND REPLENISHING PANTS. Such an impenetrable and regenerating layers would forever deny you the ability to gain access into “allan’s pants” again, EVER.</b>
I make a simple request: Do not post our correspondence, and you need not fear my <b>pant bearing ants.</b>
One final note: As I cannot confirm whether you will have plans to post our correspondence without my knowledge, I ask that you submit the location of your livejournal to me, in order that I confirm you do not attempt to "sneak one by me". At the time of this e-mail's launch, you will have 94 hours at to disclose the location of your livejournal to me. Failure to do so, and <b>I WILL release the ants.</b>
Cheerio. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> LOL this made my day after a pretty dull exam.
And it sounds like custom title material <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->leave me alone
The Festival of Carnal Desire will begin. The Festival of Sexual Desire will begin. The Unstoppable Sadistic Festival Rapid Flesh Psycho Horror Orange Juice with LIVER! Sweet Curry with KIDNEY! Pescatore prepared with PANCREAS! Beloved Beloved Psycho Horror <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
A rather disappointing parry.
I have one more response planned, and that should conclude this little bout of mischief.
Christ, you guys don't need too much to be entertained, do you? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
The Festival of Carnal Desire will begin. The Festival of Sexual Desire will begin. The Unstoppable Sadistic Festival Rapid Flesh Psycho Horror Orange Juice with LIVER! Sweet Curry with KIDNEY! Pescatore prepared with PANCREAS! Beloved Beloved Psycho Horror <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
A rather disappointing parry.
I have one more response planned, and that should conclude this little bout of mischief. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> A decidedly unworthy opponent. Oh well, like that never stopped us from laughing anyway.
<!--QuoteBegin-Cold NiTe+May 18 2005, 03:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Cold NiTe @ May 18 2005, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is the best thread ever. Keep it up Confuzor. (Man he really deserves a custom title...) <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Agreed.
This must continue.
Edit: Say that this persons address has been traced via ip, and that the ants are on there way right now.
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If you don't reply to her because of the Livejournal threat I will be forced to make jokes about the size of your **** and other issues so as to diminish your masculinity.
Bonus points if you use any of the following words:
Sodomite, Ambidextrous, Turnip
Sodomite, Ambidextrous, Turnip <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Damnit, you're forcing me to add words to that list.
<a href='http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=frisson' target='_blank'>Frisson</a>, <a href='http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2002/01/14.html' target='_blank'>Pusillanimous</a>, <a href='http://home.mn.rr.com/wwftd/Frame1.html' target='_blank'>Dolorifuge</a> (scroll down or use find)
Good luck <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>Sent:</b>
Miss, whether you were aware of your actions or not, you have gravely escalated the matter at hand here…
It is proper etiquette that in issuing apologies, one ensures that they are not conditional apologies. You have explicitly phrased your apology as being conditional: that you are willing to apologize "if [you] don't hear from [me] again". Such an apology is demeaning to one such as myself. You may not know it, but as my physiological makeup lacks the ability to generate libido, my psychological equilibrium has shifted to make me much more emotionally sensitive, more so even than the fairer of the two mainstream genders.
It is with great reluctance that we must assume a state of hostility again, yet in spite of this, perhaps we may keep a status quo of peaceful co-existence. If this is to be accomplished however, we must come to some detailed peace settlements.
You previously threatened to post our correspondence on your livejournal as retaliation if I were to reply to you once more. I object that our correspondence thus far has been a matter of strict confidentiality. Consider the consequences if you were to ignore this warning… Recall that I have control of ants that offer me daily sacrifices of pants. Now, I understand that you likely take some joy in the privilege of getting "into allan's pants". Be warned that if you dare take the first strike in posting our correspondence publicly, I WILL INSTRUCT MY ANTS TO INDEFINITELY FORCE WEAR 'ALLAN' INTO LAYERS UPON LAYERS OF INFINITE AND REPLENISHING PANTS. Such impenetrable and regenerating layers would forever deny you the ability to gain access "into allan's pants" again, EVER.
I make a simple request: Do not post our correspondence, and you need not fear my pant bearing ants.
One final note: As I cannot confirm whether you will have plans to post our correspondence without my knowledge, I ask that you submit the location of your livejournal to me, in order that I confirm you do not attempt to sneak one by me. At the time of this e-mail's launch, you will have ninety-four hours to disclose the location of your livejournal to me. Failure to do so, and I WILL release the ants.
Cheerio.
We need 3 people to band together to send her individual emails just like Conf. Just think of the coverage!
I make a simple request: Do not post our correspondence, and you need not fear my <b>pant bearing ants.</b>
One final note: As I cannot confirm whether you will have plans to post our correspondence without my knowledge, I ask that you submit the location of your livejournal to me, in order that I confirm you do not attempt to "sneak one by me". At the time of this e-mail's launch, you will have 94 hours at to disclose the location of your livejournal to me. Failure to do so, and <b>I WILL release the ants.</b>
Cheerio. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
LOL this made my day after a pretty dull exam.
And it sounds like custom title material <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
The Festival of Carnal Desire will begin.
The Festival of Sexual Desire will begin.
The Unstoppable Sadistic Festival
Rapid Flesh Psycho Horror
Orange Juice with LIVER!
Sweet Curry with KIDNEY!
Pescatore prepared with PANCREAS!
Beloved Beloved Psycho Horror <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
A rather disappointing parry.
I have one more response planned, and that should conclude this little bout of mischief.
I agree. Thoughts anyone?
Lord of the (Pant Bearing) Ants
Worst person to spam, ever
The Festival of Carnal Desire will begin.
The Festival of Sexual Desire will begin.
The Unstoppable Sadistic Festival
Rapid Flesh Psycho Horror
Orange Juice with LIVER!
Sweet Curry with KIDNEY!
Pescatore prepared with PANCREAS!
Beloved Beloved Psycho Horror <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
A rather disappointing parry.
I have one more response planned, and that should conclude this little bout of mischief. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
A decidedly unworthy opponent. Oh well, like that never stopped us from laughing anyway.
Agreed.
This must continue.
Edit: Say that this persons address has been traced via ip, and that the ants are on there way right now.
All hail the Ant-Ponce King!