That's nothing compared to my tuesday. 1) I have to get up at 8:00 instead of 12:00 because of some retarded theme day at school.
2) It's raining, and I go by bike to school.
3) I stress like an insane idiot so as not to arrive too late, and I succeed with a few seconds margin.
4) The theme day involves tons of boring crap, and only a film made by a bunch of dudes who went to India was outright enjoyable.
5) Food sucked. Dry chicken and rice, and the sauce failed to negate the dryness.
6) Get a 2 hour 45 minute window after doing all the necessary activities(and then one extra), so I go home meanwhile. It's still raining.
7) All games frustrate me for some reason.
8) Dog barks insanely much, I have to interrupt playing and go up and calm it the heck down every 20 minutes.(I love the family dog, so don't worry)
9) I go back to school, quite annoyed. At least it isn't raining anymore.
10) I arrive, am confirmed as being present at at least 3 activites, and can go home; I however learn that coming to school was entirely unnecessary in our class-head-person's opinion, so I might as well have stayed at home and shown him the note tomorrow. This was one of the killing blows to my mood that day, I then thought.
11) On the way home, I decide to go really fast on the bike. I do that sometimes. It's fun. This time however I fell of my bike, and <b>SPRAINED MY FREAKING WRIST</b>! I got a mild concussion, but since I'm one of the 20 people(or so) in the city who wears a bike helmet I didn't take any actual damage. I didn't stop feeling ill until after I got home though. Some kind people were nearby and helped me after I fell. Also assorted other injuries, but nothing as bad as the sprained wrist. It still hurts when I try simple twisting movement, and I can't apply any pressure with said right hand without it hurting like hell.
12) The above coupled with the fact that I could just as well have stayed at school and given the head-person the note on wednesday instead was... indescribable. I was in too much pain to be frustrated though.
13) All of the above, coupled with the fact that Monday rocked, was even worse.
Wow life's a steaming pile of faeces. Then you die. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
And you're damn well right it ain't Mother's Day on this side of the pond, scared the frickin' bejesus out of me for a minute. Thought I'd forgotten it again.
I know I'll just be sleeping all day on that day....
That day gives me the shivers, so I don't name that day as......well, that day. I just call it that day.
Am I making any sense?
Oh and DOOMeh it could get worse. Your elder brother who is 10 years senior might actually shove you into the floor and hold a knife to your throat, threatening to slice it open.
<!--QuoteBegin-Nemesis Zero+May 6 2005, 07:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nemesis Zero @ May 6 2005, 07:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On the bright side - tomorrow <i>will</i> be better <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> I say: "Smile today, tomorrow is going to be worse!"
<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 6 2005, 07:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 6 2005, 07:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I dunno what I did to **** the gods of karma off, but they must be quite mad at me. Today has been absolutely horrible. :X
1) A water line in the apartment above me burst, resulting in some minor flood damage. My stuff is okay, but the walls are soaked. :/
2) At work today I spent the entire day programming something. It used a bit of very, very fancy Javascript (think of what Google Maps does). At 4:58 PM I say to my coworker "wanna see what I've been doing all day?". He says "Oh... I did that a month ago, how come you're doing it again?". :X
3) My telephone is not getting a dial tone, and anyone who tries to call me gets an "This is not a working number".
4) My mom got back from her vacation. She didn't have fun and she's **** off at dad for something and so of course she's taking it all out on me. Plus she gets back to a 'this is not a working number' and of course assumes I'm dead in a ditch somewhere because I was on the toilet when she called my cell phone the first two times.
5) A girl from class (one which I would like to start a relationship, if only I had the guts) was supposed to call me today because she has a book of mine, but she too has probably gotten the 'this is not a working number' message. So no doubt she thinks I am either a) a bum who can't pay his bills or b) an idiot who doesn't know his own phone number
6) I didn't get to eat on my lunch break due to taking care of the water damage, so I stopped by Braum's a shake on my way to work, and it was the most awful liquified craptacular shake I've ever had in my life.
7) I just realized I have the wrong SIM in my cell phone too, so no doubt my mom has been trying to call me again and can't reach me, and will be even more **** when she finally does. And since its Mother's Day weekend I gotta go down there tommorrow.
I think I'm gonna go to bed before anything worse happens... :X<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Yar, I bet you wanted some fishsticks too and you couldn't god damn have them! That ruins my day sometimes.
Could have been worse, it could have been your birthday <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Speaking of which, mine was on Thursday. Thursdays, it would seem, have something against me. I can't say I've had a good one in a while. Some people have told me its just because I stick with this stigma that Thursdays hate me, and as such I cling to everything even remotely bad that happens to me on a Thursday. I tell those people to shove it somewhere unpleasent.
Highlights of my Birthday include Waking up feeling ill, and tired as hell. No presents, nor cake or pie. Being stuck home alone all day, while my family all did their own things. Having no one to talk to, my friends wouldn't even talk to me online. Infact, only one even bothered to reply. They stayed online for about 5 minutes after that. Didn't bother to even wish me a happy birthday.
But thats not to say no one wished me a happy birthday. Nope, I got wished happy birthday from my Ex, the crazy one who tried to run my life into the ground and I never wanted to hear from again. Apparently "Stay out of my life" Now means "Stay out of my life, except to pop-up and wish me happy birthday on a most unhappy of birthdays"
Also, the ex of a friend decided to say happy birthday to me. Funny thing is I've never really talked to the guy. All I know is my friend always bitched about how much of a **** he was when they were breaking up. Funny thing is when I tried a relationship with my friend, and it failed, she did all the things she bitched about her Ex doing when they broke up! Funfun!
Speaking of that friend, I had planned with her to go to Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy today (Saturday) for my birthday. Of course, with the whole failed relationship thing she wasn't much in the mood to do that. But she gave me the whole "We can still try be friends, I just need some space for now" crap. But of course, as certain females are, they say one thing and mean another. Apparently my birthday was the perfect time for her to block me, delete every post in her LJ referencing to me, delete every comment posted by me and delete everything she hosted for me on her website, and effectively deny my very existance.
The only good side was hearing the god awful attempt at the happy birthday song made by the NSWoW/Veiled Eclipse Ventrilo sever. Because, you know, even when life is treating you like ****, you can always count on a bunch of people you met online and barely even know you to take a moment and make a complete **** of themselves, for your birthday.
I think its time I give all of you one big roll of duct tape to fix all your problems. Fixes everything from broken water valves to barking dogs, to that stupid phone line that wont work ^_^
<!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+May 7 2005, 04:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ May 7 2005, 04:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think its time I give all of you one big roll of duct tape to fix all your problems. Fixes everything from broken water valves to barking dogs, to that stupid phone line that wont work ^_^ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Unfortunately, I don't think duct taping people to chairs and leaving them in my basement will solve anything.
<!--QuoteBegin-ANeM+May 7 2005, 07:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ May 7 2005, 07:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+May 7 2005, 04:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ May 7 2005, 04:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think its time I give all of you one big roll of duct tape to fix all your problems. Fixes everything from broken water valves to barking dogs, to that stupid phone line that wont work ^_^ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Unfortunately, I don't think duct taping people to chairs and leaving them in my basement will solve anything. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> if you just remember to ducttape their mouth aswell i dont see why that wouldn't solve anything...
And for what it's worth, a delayed Happy birthday from here ^^
<!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+May 6 2005, 07:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ May 6 2005, 07:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ...because I was on the toilet when she called my cell phone the first two times. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Ugh, I hate it when my sister tries to get hold of me. I use the underground to get around in London, but she doesn't care. The laws of physics don't actually apply to my mobile, I just never have my phone on. <i>Right.</i>
<!--QuoteBegin-Align+May 7 2005, 12:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Align @ May 7 2005, 12:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 5) Food sucked. Dry chicken and rice, and the sauce failed to negate the dryness. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> That's what you get for not beeing a vegetarian, bi-atch! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<!--QuoteBegin-coris+May 7 2005, 06:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coris @ May 7 2005, 06:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Align+May 7 2005, 12:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Align @ May 7 2005, 12:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 5) Food sucked. Dry chicken and rice, and the sauce failed to negate the dryness. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> That's what you get for not beeing a vegetarian, bi-atch! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Then he would have only gotten the rice. o__0
<!--QuoteBegin-ANeM+May 7 2005, 04:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ May 7 2005, 04:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Drfuzzy+May 7 2005, 04:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Drfuzzy @ May 7 2005, 04:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think its time I give all of you one big roll of duct tape to fix all your problems. Fixes everything from broken water valves to barking dogs, to that stupid phone line that wont work ^_^ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Unfortunately, I don't think duct taping people to chairs and leaving them in my basement will solve anything. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> You never know until you try.
<!--QuoteBegin-coris+May 7 2005, 11:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coris @ May 7 2005, 11:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> That's what you get for not beeing a vegetarian, bi-atch! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> So erm? What were the canines in your mouth made for?
<!--QuoteBegin-RaVe+May 7 2005, 07:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RaVe @ May 7 2005, 07:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Heh. At my school we have certain birthday 'ceremonies' which involve fists....needless to say, you HAD to keep your birthday a secret XD
And I believe ANeM is referring to the smell left behind in the basement. It can get that bad you know =X <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Lol, one of my fiends turned 17 not too long ago, about 5 of the guys I hang out with in the morning before school ambushed him, picked him up, and someone else smacked his butt 17 times with his huge leather belt. Oh man did I ever laugh forever <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Indeed
1) I have to get up at 8:00 instead of 12:00 because of some retarded theme day at school.
2) It's raining, and I go by bike to school.
3) I stress like an insane idiot so as not to arrive too late, and I succeed with a few seconds margin.
4) The theme day involves tons of boring crap, and only a film made by a bunch of dudes who went to India was outright enjoyable.
5) Food sucked. Dry chicken and rice, and the sauce failed to negate the dryness.
6) Get a 2 hour 45 minute window after doing all the necessary activities(and then one extra), so I go home meanwhile. It's still raining.
7) All games frustrate me for some reason.
8) Dog barks insanely much, I have to interrupt playing and go up and calm it the heck down every 20 minutes.(I love the family dog, so don't worry)
9) I go back to school, quite annoyed. At least it isn't raining anymore.
10) I arrive, am confirmed as being present at at least 3 activites, and can go home; I however learn that coming to school was entirely unnecessary in our class-head-person's opinion, so I might as well have stayed at home and shown him the note tomorrow. This was one of the killing blows to my mood that day, I then thought.
11) On the way home, I decide to go really fast on the bike. I do that sometimes. It's fun.
This time however I fell of my bike, and <b>SPRAINED MY FREAKING WRIST</b>!
I got a mild concussion, but since I'm one of the 20 people(or so) in the city who wears a bike helmet I didn't take any actual damage. I didn't stop feeling ill until after I got home though. Some kind people were nearby and helped me after I fell.
Also assorted other injuries, but nothing as bad as the sprained wrist. It still hurts when I try simple twisting movement, and I can't apply any pressure with said right hand without it hurting like hell.
12) The above coupled with the fact that I could just as well have stayed at school and given the head-person the note on wednesday instead was... indescribable. I was in too much pain to be frustrated though.
13) All of the above, coupled with the fact that Monday rocked, was even worse.
And you're damn well right it ain't Mother's Day on this side of the pond, scared the frickin' bejesus out of me for a minute. Thought I'd forgotten it again.
That day gives me the shivers, so I don't name that day as......well, that day. I just call it that day.
Am I making any sense?
Oh and DOOMeh it could get worse. Your elder brother who is 10 years senior might actually shove you into the floor and hold a knife to your throat, threatening to slice it open.
Well, that happened to me actually....
I say: "Smile today, tomorrow is going to be worse!"
1) A water line in the apartment above me burst, resulting in some minor flood damage. My stuff is okay, but the walls are soaked. :/
2) At work today I spent the entire day programming something. It used a bit of very, very fancy Javascript (think of what Google Maps does). At 4:58 PM I say to my coworker "wanna see what I've been doing all day?". He says "Oh... I did that a month ago, how come you're doing it again?". :X
3) My telephone is not getting a dial tone, and anyone who tries to call me gets an "This is not a working number".
4) My mom got back from her vacation. She didn't have fun and she's **** off at dad for something and so of course she's taking it all out on me. Plus she gets back to a 'this is not a working number' and of course assumes I'm dead in a ditch somewhere because I was on the toilet when she called my cell phone the first two times.
5) A girl from class (one which I would like to start a relationship, if only I had the guts) was supposed to call me today because she has a book of mine, but she too has probably gotten the 'this is not a working number' message. So no doubt she thinks I am either a) a bum who can't pay his bills or b) an idiot who doesn't know his own phone number
6) I didn't get to eat on my lunch break due to taking care of the water damage, so I stopped by Braum's a shake on my way to work, and it was the most awful liquified craptacular shake I've ever had in my life.
7) I just realized I have the wrong SIM in my cell phone too, so no doubt my mom has been trying to call me again and can't reach me, and will be even more **** when she finally does. And since its Mother's Day weekend I gotta go down there tommorrow.
I think I'm gonna go to bed before anything worse happens... :X<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yar, I bet you wanted some fishsticks too and you couldn't god damn have them! That ruins my day sometimes.
Speaking of which, mine was on Thursday.
Thursdays, it would seem, have something against me. I can't say I've had a good one in a while. Some people have told me its just because I stick with this stigma that Thursdays hate me, and as such I cling to everything even remotely bad that happens to me on a Thursday. I tell those people to shove it somewhere unpleasent.
Highlights of my Birthday include
Waking up feeling ill, and tired as hell.
No presents, nor cake or pie.
Being stuck home alone all day, while my family all did their own things.
Having no one to talk to, my friends wouldn't even talk to me online. Infact, only one even bothered to reply. They stayed online for about 5 minutes after that. Didn't bother to even wish me a happy birthday.
But thats not to say no one wished me a happy birthday.
Nope, I got wished happy birthday from my Ex, the crazy one who tried to run my life into the ground and I never wanted to hear from again. Apparently "Stay out of my life" Now means "Stay out of my life, except to pop-up and wish me happy birthday on a most unhappy of birthdays"
Also, the ex of a friend decided to say happy birthday to me. Funny thing is I've never really talked to the guy. All I know is my friend always bitched about how much of a **** he was when they were breaking up. Funny thing is when I tried a relationship with my friend, and it failed, she did all the things she bitched about her Ex doing when they broke up! Funfun!
Speaking of that friend, I had planned with her to go to Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy today (Saturday) for my birthday. Of course, with the whole failed relationship thing she wasn't much in the mood to do that. But she gave me the whole "We can still try be friends, I just need some space for now" crap.
But of course, as certain females are, they say one thing and mean another.
Apparently my birthday was the perfect time for her to block me, delete every post in her LJ referencing to me, delete every comment posted by me and delete everything she hosted for me on her website, and effectively deny my very existance.
The only good side was hearing the god awful attempt at the happy birthday song made by the NSWoW/Veiled Eclipse Ventrilo sever. Because, you know, even when life is treating you like ****, you can always count on a bunch of people you met online and barely even know you to take a moment and make a complete **** of themselves, for your birthday.
Unfortunately, I don't think duct taping people to chairs and leaving them in my basement will solve anything.
Unfortunately, I don't think duct taping people to chairs and leaving them in my basement will solve anything. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
if you just remember to ducttape their mouth aswell i dont see why that wouldn't solve anything...
And for what it's worth, a delayed Happy birthday from here ^^
Ugh, I hate it when my sister tries to get hold of me. I use the underground to get around in London, but she doesn't care. The laws of physics don't actually apply to my mobile, I just never have my phone on. <i>Right.</i>
And I believe ANeM is referring to the smell left behind in the basement. It can get that bad you know =X
That's what you get for not beeing a vegetarian, bi-atch! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
That's what you get for not beeing a vegetarian, bi-atch! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Then he would have only gotten the rice. o__0
Unfortunately, I don't think duct taping people to chairs and leaving them in my basement will solve anything. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You never know until you try.
So erm? What were the canines in your mouth made for?
Besides Meat > *
And I believe ANeM is referring to the smell left behind in the basement. It can get that bad you know =X <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Lol, one of my fiends turned 17 not too long ago, about 5 of the guys I hang out with in the morning before school ambushed him, picked him up, and someone else smacked his butt 17 times with his huge leather belt. Oh man did I ever laugh forever <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->