Most Mundane Thing You've Done While Drunk?
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You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">Buzzed nerds are still nerds.</div> I'm sitting, downing a Miller Genuine Draft while doing a bit of programming and browsing these forums, and I got to thinking... "I wonder what lame stuff other people do while buzzed".
So, yeah, please share with the class what the lamest (and by lame, I mean non-partying activity) thing you've ever done drunk was.
I think mine has to be the programming I'm doing now.
So, yeah, please share with the class what the lamest (and by lame, I mean non-partying activity) thing you've ever done drunk was.
I think mine has to be the programming I'm doing now.
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the wierdest thing that happened to me tho was one night i woke up fully dressed in my bed with a girl i have never seen in my life passed out next to me and my car was missing. i later found out my girl friend drove me home and the girl was a friend of hers
Edit: brings a new meaning to getting smashed, har.
not when it's cheap it doesn't
Anyways... I wrote a paper on for a 400 level Native American History class on the boarding schools many native americans were forcably taken to, usualy thousands of miles from their homes, to asmilate them in to the white american culture.
It was supposed to be based primarly off a book that I negelected to read, at all. I was also halfway through my first forty of Olde English before I noticed that it was the day before it was due. Remebering what the date is seems to be beyond me, and I can never keep up with one of those nifty little planner calender things, so this isn't all that uncmmon, though I've yet to miss a due date. Knock on wood. Anyways, after my thrid forty and no sleep I did manage to stumble into my class and hand a paper to my professor, still warm from the printer, slur some excuse and wander back to my room to sleep.
Oddly enough it was the paper I got the highest grade on in that class, despite the numerous proofreading errors.
edit: bah....I got you beat on the cheap factor...nothing beats OE for that....except maybe Steel Reserve (which was the usualy drink....we were supposed to be celebrating somthing or other that night) or Keystone Light ( I do in fact have some standards...I'll never sink that low, my alcoholism be damned <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
written truly from the heart <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
and T h e m if you want cheap you should get to know my 3 good friends Jack Daniels, Capt morgan , and mr black label. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Because..
I had to take the WASL (Washington Assesment of Student Learning) after I got off the bus. Yay for drunk standardized testing.
Because..
I had to take the WASL (Washington Assesment of Student Learning) after I got off the bus. Yay for drunk standardized testing. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
hell i got a 1400 on my SATs while drunk <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
And you thought the cop game was lamer?
I can still remember the layout of the room pretty well.
I can still remember the layout of the room pretty well. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Clothed Y/N ?
Was drinking, for the first time, alone....playing the original Sim City on the PC (emulators ftw), and it was getting kinda hard to see, I just thought I was staring at teh screen too long. So I sat down watched some TV....Well, I kept missing the chair. After 5 attempts, I freak out. I have no idea whats wrong, I'm dizzy, can't see straight, bad coordination. I try to call my mother whom I was visiting (I was 17...yeah I know, I don't drink ever..so bear with me) and I'm BAWLING... Convo goes.
"OMG MOM!! I'm *explain symptoms*"...
"Where you drinking alchohol?"
"No! I was drinking *name of some alcohol that tasted really good..."
"*laff, you newb, you're drunk!"
I continue to bawl my eyes out until she gets there, and tells me that I'm a moron. So I hang over the toilet for a good 2 hrs ready to throw up...I held it down pretty well..
O_O
I was Skeletor.
ladies and Gentleman, I think we have a winner!
Well, when I'm drunk I manage to stay very lucid. I've had a number of discussions on philosophy with a friend of mine when we went down South, with me drunk off my gourd and him completely sober. Stuff like the nature of existence, etc. My gesticulations and enunciations were much more... pronounced than usual, but I'm pretty sure I was coherent.
While we're at it, I'll throw in the stupidest thing I've ever done while drunk (absolutely free!). After a night of drinking and making merry in various establishments around Northbridge, I tried to get a taxi home. I don't remember what'd happened to everyone else or how they'd got home. Anyway, I naively tried ringing to order a taxi.
After the bastards put me on hold for half an hour (on a mobile, no less) and me barely being able to hear the guy on the other end (and vice versa), then waiting for another 40 mins or so for the taxi to turn up (it didn't), and some half-hearted attempts to try to catch one at random, I thought to myself "Hang on. I think I know exactly how to get back to my house from here... why don't I just try walking back?". I've always wanted to just walk somewhere in the dead of night when all the world's asleep and... I'm drifting off topic. Anyway, my house is nowhere near Northbridge. It's in Dianella, something like a half an hour\twenty minute drive. It was three or four in the morning.
So I did. I just started walking. With no idea how how safe or unsafe the streets might be at that time of morning. I thought to myself that I'd stick to the shadows as much as possible (for all the good that would do), and avoid parks and parking lots on the grounds that they're reasonable places for people to hang out. It turns out I saw exactly two people on foot the whole way back - one guy walking on the other side of the road from me, which was by the time it was getting light, and a taxi driver washing his taxi at a garage. Although, a funny thing happened when I was walking past a golf course on the way - a car passed me and turned in to the golf course, which I thought was a bit strange. A few minutes later, I heard a security alarm go off coming from the direction of the club house, and decided maybe it was a good idea to cross the street and quicken my pace a little.
So in the end I made it with naught more than sore feet. It was actually kinda fun. It's a strange feeling being semi-drunk and sleep deprived in the wee hours when everything is pitch black and you're the only one around; a strange feeling of invincibility, that you can do anything you damn well like and get away with it.
Anyway. Mundane, right - me being a drunk philosopher.
Was using Opera at the time and pulled a right-click + up mouse gesture. Closed the window before I could send the email. I was uber-angry at that time and starting to buzz.
I refilled my huge glass full of Southern Comfort and retyped the whole thing in 45 minutes. By the time I was done, I had drank over half a bottle of black label (100 proof) SoCo.
I later found myself in the bathroom puking and somehow my roommates found me naked in the bathtub with the water running - about 5 minutes from drowning myself.
Long story short, they cleaned up my mess and I got the job.
Was drinking, for the first time, alone....playing the original Sim City on the PC (emulators ftw), and it was getting kinda hard to see, I just thought I was staring at teh screen too long. So I sat down watched some TV....Well, I kept missing the chair. After 5 attempts, I freak out. I have no idea whats wrong, I'm dizzy, can't see straight, bad coordination. I try to call my mother whom I was visiting (I was 17...yeah I know, I don't drink ever..so bear with me) and I'm BAWLING... Convo goes.
"OMG MOM!! I'm *explain symptoms*"...
"Where you drinking alchohol?"
"No! I was drinking *name of some alcohol that tasted really good..."
"*laff, you newb, you're drunk!"
I continue to bawl my eyes out until she gets there, and tells me that I'm a moron. So I hang over the toilet for a good 2 hrs ready to throw up...I held it down pretty well..
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Holy ****, thats like... Unbeliebavly lame! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Worst thing I did was stomp some young **** head in <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
*edit* I take that back, we have a winner!
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I generally log onto #NS and inform everyone as to how drunk I am.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So I'm going badger badger cow mushroom bad bb badger cow cow
COWBADGERS!
I HAVE INVENTED THE GREATEST THING EEVAR!!
PHEAR THE COWBADGERS FOR YOU ARE FLESHY AND GOOD WITH BEER
just then my roomate walks in and asks "have you seen my other sock?"
"FOOL" I scream while wearing boxers on my head, do you not see the cowbadgers have done it again.
duh? she said
I explained to her by waving my boxers around and doing my best Bevis impression that the alll powerfull cowbadgers are the one who make things disapear.
more than a year later when ever someone can't find something they know they left somewhere we still say that the cowbadgers did it.
So I'm going badger badger cow mushroom bad bb badger cow cow
COWBADGERS!
I HAVE INVENTED THE GREATEST THING EEVAR!!
PHEAR THE COWBADGERS FOR YOU ARE FLESHY AND GOOD WITH BEER
just then my roomate walks in and asks "have you seen my other sock?"
"FOOL" I scream while wearing boxers on my head, do you not see the cowbadgers have done it again.
duh? she said
I explained to her by waving my boxers around and doing my best Bevis impression that the alll powerfull cowbadgers are the one who make things disapear.
more than a year later when ever someone can't find something they know they left somewhere we still say that the cowbadgers did it. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
K, now explain how that comes under the catagory of "mundane".
That's as boring as my drinking gets I guess.
I woke up some hours later, booted the pc, and got confronted with the Win ME welcome screen ....
nightmare. installed the wrong version. nearly passed out on the spot right there!