How Many Could You Handle?
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So how many?
I'm gonna go for maybe 30 or 40 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
This really should be made in to a mod don't you think? Imagine it with the ragdolls in source! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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So how many?
I'm gonna go for maybe 30 or 40 <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
This really should be made in to a mod don't you think? Imagine it with the ragdolls in source! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I don't really know how many I could take...70+?
I don't even think I could take 10 of them lying on top of me, much less 50.
If it's raining 5 year olds...that's a different story....but why would it rain 5 year olds?
I think we are talking average rather than 'at best' or 'at worst'. At best I can (and have) played on the computer for over 24 hours straight, at worst its been a couple of minutes. I could, on average, handle a nice 10 hour stint providing I had nothing better to do.
I don't think games need that kind of publicity.
ANGER MANAGEMENT.
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Well you could make them zombie five year olds? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> I see your point though. I can hardly imagine anyone accusing us of using it to 'train ourselves to become lethal killers' but yeah, it's the kind of thing they'd use anyway.
I'm still surprised there wasn't a columbine themed mod or at least a few 'school' maps in CS (urgh). Glad though, now that <i>would</i> be jumped on!
I think we are talking average rather than 'at best' or 'at worst'. At best I can (and have) played on the computer for over 24 hours straight, at worst its been a couple of minutes. I could, on average, handle a nice 10 hour stint providing I had nothing better to do. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
No, but I have lots of little brothers/cousins... anyone who doesn't wrestle with smaller reletives deserves to be dragged out into the street and shot.
Just imagine 15 of them running at you at the same time. You think it's easy to dispatch 5-year olds, but that's one-by-one. If you raise your leg to kick one, another one will already be underneath your leg and you'll be tipped over. I think I could take 10-15 using only punches. If I backed myself into a corner I could take more because there's less angles of attack.
so just keep jumping backwards and punch em all in the nose and your good
Not if their nose is at the same level as your genitals.
You could use your long reach and fast running speed along with some sort of club to take them out, but you'd need to find a club, fight in a large open area, and have enough endurance to stay out of range of dozens of 5 year olds who may use some sort of pincer attack.
The best way for the five year olds to fight you would be to lock arms into a giant globule, one giant mass of pokemon-loving brats, and rush you. Once you get that many people in that tight a space moving fast enough, it's hard to stop. You kick one or two in the fact, they go down, and they all fall down. You run, break them up, and keep the number of people attacking you to single digits, dispatching them one by one with kicks and knees.
so just keep jumping backwards and punch em all in the nose and your good <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
And somehow I pictured you as taller <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'd say I could take as many as they could fit into four fifths of the basketball court.
I've got ~13 years of martial arts experience, included in there is a lot of teaching - quite a bit of teaching very young kids. One of the things they *love* to do is fight against the blackbelts... you can let them hit you as hard as you want and you really can't feel a thing - they just don't have the muscle strength to hurt you!
not to mention that you can jump over an average-height 5 year old.... 'nuff fun running up and down the court clipping them on the head as you jump over and dive into the group haha
How many? How many can you fit on the court...
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Which sort of reminds me....what kind of kids do you mean? All you said is that they were 5 year olds, that I admit.
But is there, by any coincidence, a chance that they are <b>NINJA KIDS?!</b>
The thought startles me....
once 2 of them latch onto you, and start pulling you down, they all jump on you and take you to the ground. Try standing up with 10 5 year olds on top of you :/
I wonder why everyone focuses on punches, though.
First, five year olds are SMALL. I'm around six feet, so I could only hit them in the face if I didn't bend over, making it very easy for them to duck my swings. Furthermore, if I DID bend over, I'd lose much of my much-needed maneuverability. Without constant dodging, I'd get surrounded and taken down in no time.
Second, my legs are way more powerful than my arms. Now, "powerful" may not be a good word to describe my limbs, but whatever. At any rate, I have a hard time imagining ANY human's arms being stronger than their legs.
And remember, five year olds are SMALL. They're the perfect height for kicking. AND kicking is, as already described, more powerful. Heck, a good kick would probably send them flying. Literally. But of course, there is the issue of balance and maneuverability. You could probably only get in one or two good kicks before having to dodge away. I'd say the biggest danger, aside from getting surrounded, is simply losing your breath.
Other than that, knocking out one of them and using them as a kid-flail is not a bad idea at all. It's a pretty heavy flail, but if you can connect with it, it's bound to have some effect.
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*cough* bull**** *cough* given the senario stated in that thread you would be lucky of you could take on 10, 70 my arse lol
Just imagine 15 of them running at you at the same time. You think it's easy to dispatch 5-year olds, but that's one-by-one. If you raise your leg to kick one, another one will already be underneath your leg and you'll be tipped over. I think I could take 10-15 using only punches. If I backed myself into a corner I could take more because there's less angles of attack. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Pretty much what I was thinking, once they're in close your screwed.
That thread said they would be specificaly trained to team up so you can expect some to latch on and try to weigh you down. Getting into a corner and trying to keep them at the end of your jab by using your reach advantage could work at first but against more than 10 of them anyone would blatently be going down.
The best way for the five year olds to fight you would be to lock arms into a giant globule, one giant mass of pokemon-loving brats, and rush you. Once you get that many people in that tight a space moving fast enough, it's hard to stop. You kick one or two in the fact, they go down, and they all fall down. You run, break them up, and keep the number of people attacking you to single digits, dispatching them one by one with kicks and knees. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
TawKwonDo pfft, once they are inside your guard your screwed mate and they will get inside your guard....Like someone already said, whild your kicking one another five will have hold of your standing leg and be taking you down.
I love how most everything that's even half-way entertaining in NSF is almost directly derived from SAF. The rest is just "lol u shud have used NANINTES" "LOL U SO FUNNY MAN"
If you're lucky, you'll be there all day. If you're particularly stocky or strong, you could be looking at an Neo/Agent smith kind of scenario. But once one of those toddler braincases hits you in the knee or nadsack, you're going to fall over. Once that happens, you're unlikely to get up again.
I played a lot of Rugby and American football, so I reckon that gives me more of an edge than my martial arts training. I'd say 60ish, before I made a mistake and a thousand toddlers screaming "Kekekekeke" crushed me under their little OshKosh B'Gosh clad feet.