Most Kick **** Alien Strat Ever
SDJason
Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16841Members
Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16841Members
<div class="IPBDescription">makes comm throw a temper tantrum</div> Basically get SC first.... and play normally...
At the 2:00-2:30 mark ALL GET TO A PREDETERMINED AREA (all 11 skulks preferably, but on smaller servers ive done it with 6)
ALL OF YOU GET CLOAKING...
Now here's the kicker...
WALK TO MS... dont attack anything......
if you see a marine... literally 11 skulks climb the wall and wait for them to go by... dont attack.....
Right outside ms gather up again and RUSH THE CHAIR....
DO NOT BITE THE OBS, DO NOT BITE THE ARMORY, DO NOT BITE THE IP"S
Kill any marines at MS and then KILL THAT CHAIR....
Reasons this works:
Around the 2 minute mark, all taht is in base is mines, and they are NEVER around the chair, maybe one or two marines are at base ammoing up...
Comm has NO pre-warning that you are coming, no mt (if rushed) and no marines going HOLY **** 11 SKULKS INCOMING
Assuming it takes him 2 seconds to realize OMG WTH and another second to grab the obs and bacon... chair is already down GFG....
The point is the comm has no time to react...
Ive done this... 6 times so far on the NSArmslab classic server
Its worked 4 times (one time comm got new chair down, however he baconed first, so we slaughtered em all and theyn ever built new chair)
The only two times it failed were because two regulars on that server knew what i was going to do (having been around when i forumalated it, and told the comm, so he baconed at 2 minutes and handed out like 6 shotguns.....)
Anyways, ive had 2 comms throw a temper tantrum when i do this, and thus far it has not failed unless the enemy comm was tipped off by an evil marine who was devious and knew waht i was going to do
This would have worked in B5 too, but now that ppl do sensory first more often i can come up with new cool strats...
Variations include doing it within 30 seconds of the game, or seconds after you lose your 2nd hive...
Try it... laugh at how unbelievably effective it is
~Jason
At the 2:00-2:30 mark ALL GET TO A PREDETERMINED AREA (all 11 skulks preferably, but on smaller servers ive done it with 6)
ALL OF YOU GET CLOAKING...
Now here's the kicker...
WALK TO MS... dont attack anything......
if you see a marine... literally 11 skulks climb the wall and wait for them to go by... dont attack.....
Right outside ms gather up again and RUSH THE CHAIR....
DO NOT BITE THE OBS, DO NOT BITE THE ARMORY, DO NOT BITE THE IP"S
Kill any marines at MS and then KILL THAT CHAIR....
Reasons this works:
Around the 2 minute mark, all taht is in base is mines, and they are NEVER around the chair, maybe one or two marines are at base ammoing up...
Comm has NO pre-warning that you are coming, no mt (if rushed) and no marines going HOLY **** 11 SKULKS INCOMING
Assuming it takes him 2 seconds to realize OMG WTH and another second to grab the obs and bacon... chair is already down GFG....
The point is the comm has no time to react...
Ive done this... 6 times so far on the NSArmslab classic server
Its worked 4 times (one time comm got new chair down, however he baconed first, so we slaughtered em all and theyn ever built new chair)
The only two times it failed were because two regulars on that server knew what i was going to do (having been around when i forumalated it, and told the comm, so he baconed at 2 minutes and handed out like 6 shotguns.....)
Anyways, ive had 2 comms throw a temper tantrum when i do this, and thus far it has not failed unless the enemy comm was tipped off by an evil marine who was devious and knew waht i was going to do
This would have worked in B5 too, but now that ppl do sensory first more often i can come up with new cool strats...
Variations include doing it within 30 seconds of the game, or seconds after you lose your 2nd hive...
Try it... laugh at how unbelievably effective it is
~Jason
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<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->all 11 skulks preferably<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think that's a phrase that I've never seen before and will never see again.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->all 11 skulks preferably<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I think that's a phrase that I've never seen before and will never see again. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Meh.. ud think so... but I have this talent.... with my incessant bitching over voicecomm.. i can get ANYONE to do anything
Yeah... im a real motivator.... or some shiz like that
~Jason
11 skulks>5 marines
And id have to say.... the times ive done it.... ive seen max 2 rines in base... who promptly die to 11 skulks
~Jason
AFTER THAT WE KILLED 3 flipping HIVES!!!!
This could be worth sigging. -,-
So all you need is an obs near the doors so it can give you away.
if you have a obs, they will never get the chair down to 75%, if you do not have a obs, listen and build a new CC somewhere else, preferably in there active hive.
Pls do, pls get your entire team in MS, we will **** up the hive no prob.
So all you need is an obs near the doors so it can give you away. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
No... the comm did not see us with his obs..... he saw us outside our hive with SCAN....
And the only reason he planted the mines was cuz SPOONDOG told him that we were coming and exactly what we were going to do...
ANd btw.. we got the chair to half health before some idiot landed on a mine and killed like 6 of us...
~Jason
This could be worth sigging. -,- <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
that is such the h4x it's awesome
and yeah, jason I saw this strat on the NSAF, it's still win and I've been waiting for a chance to get on TLM and try it
After this take down the IP, Observatory, arms lab etc....
This could win matches well in clan games.
After this take down the IP, Observatory, arms lab etc....
This could win matches well in clan games. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
no sometimes its funner to just walk back out of rine start(cloaked)
And then spam LOL's in the all chat...
~Jason
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"No, you're an idiot, don't go that way.
You're going to die anyway, you don't need 250 rounds YOU @#$%ING NOOB.
You have this thing in the top right corner of your screen called A RADAR. When you see THREE RED DOTS following you and hear Skulks biting behind you, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN AROUND AND SHOOT MORON.
If you're not going to build the RT, watch for Skulks instead of STARING AT ME.
That's great, the one time you hear a skulk and want to shoot it, it's on the other side of the wall. STOP LOOKING DOWN THE HALLWAY AND BUILD THE PHASE GATE RETARD.
If I start walking or crouch in a corner, it might be a good idea for you to FOLLOW SUIT INSTEAD OF HOPPING AROUND LIKE A MORON AND ATTRACTING ALL THE SKULKS.
Do you see that obnoxious, blinking blue circle on your screen? Touch it and you win the game.
No, I don't want you to try and solo the Onos with your pistol, I WANT YOU TO BUILD SMACKTARD.
When trying to ninja, it is GENERALLY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO SHOOT AT EVERY SKULK THAT DOES NOT SEE YOU.
We are going to beacon and then move out of base THIS WAY. We are not going to hump the armory for 20 seconds, or phase back to where ever, we are going to lea- NO, YOU IDIOT! GET OFF THE ARMORY! YES! NO! NO! WRONG WAY! TURN AROUND! DON'T SHOOT THE RT!
The HIVE is spawning skulks and allowing new ones to teleport in.. THE MOVEMENT CHAMBER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM IS NOT. STOP KNIFING."
Don't be afraid to be abusive. You're better at the game than them, they should listen to you if they enjoy winning. Y'know, unless they're one of those weirdos who think the fun part of the game is running off alone in the wrong direction to further increase their 0-15 ratio..
PLEASE, if you see me unloading at something, assume it's an alien and have your gun ready so you can also shoot him before I get eaten..
The number of times I've died before my partner even realized there was a skulk around and he finished him off with 2 bullets, makes this my number one thing..
"No, you're an idiot, don't go that way.
You're going to die anyway, you don't need 250 rounds YOU @#$%ING NOOB.
You have this thing in the top right corner of your screen called A RADAR. When you see THREE RED DOTS following you and hear Skulks biting behind you, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN AROUND AND SHOOT MORON.
If you're not going to build the RT, watch for Skulks instead of STARING AT ME.
That's great, the one time you hear a skulk and want to shoot it, it's on the other side of the wall. STOP LOOKING DOWN THE HALLWAY AND BUILD THE PHASE GATE RETARD.
If I start walking or crouch in a corner, it might be a good idea for you to FOLLOW SUIT INSTEAD OF HOPPING AROUND LIKE A MORON AND ATTRACTING ALL THE SKULKS.
Do you see that obnoxious, blinking blue circle on your screen? Touch it and you win the game.
No, I don't want you to try and solo the Onos with your pistol, I WANT YOU TO BUILD SMACKTARD.
When trying to ninja, it is GENERALLY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO SHOOT AT EVERY SKULK THAT DOES NOT SEE YOU.
We are going to beacon and then move out of base THIS WAY. We are not going to hump the armory for 20 seconds, or phase back to where ever, we are going to lea- NO, YOU IDIOT! GET OFF THE ARMORY! YES! NO! NO! WRONG WAY! TURN AROUND! DON'T SHOOT THE RT!
The HIVE is spawning skulks and allowing new ones to teleport in.. THE MOVEMENT CHAMBER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM IS NOT. STOP KNIFING."
Don't be afraid to be abusive. You're better at the game than them, they should listen to you if they enjoy winning. Y'know, unless they're one of those weirdos who think the fun part of the game is running off alone in the wrong direction to further increase their 0-15 ratio.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
being abusive and bashing people by calling them "noobs" usually result in some very fast admin imposed mutes and kicks and bans
"No, you're an idiot, don't go that way.
You're going to die anyway, you don't need 250 rounds YOU @#$%ING NOOB.
You have this thing in the top right corner of your screen called A RADAR. When you see THREE RED DOTS following you and hear Skulks biting behind you, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN AROUND AND SHOOT MORON.
If you're not going to build the RT, watch for Skulks instead of STARING AT ME.
That's great, the one time you hear a skulk and want to shoot it, it's on the other side of the wall. STOP LOOKING DOWN THE HALLWAY AND BUILD THE PHASE GATE RETARD.
If I start walking or crouch in a corner, it might be a good idea for you to FOLLOW SUIT INSTEAD OF HOPPING AROUND LIKE A MORON AND ATTRACTING ALL THE SKULKS.
Do you see that obnoxious, blinking blue circle on your screen? Touch it and you win the game.
No, I don't want you to try and solo the Onos with your pistol, I WANT YOU TO BUILD SMACKTARD.
When trying to ninja, it is GENERALLY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO SHOOT AT EVERY SKULK THAT DOES NOT SEE YOU.
We are going to beacon and then move out of base THIS WAY. We are not going to hump the armory for 20 seconds, or phase back to where ever, we are going to lea- NO, YOU IDIOT! GET OFF THE ARMORY! YES! NO! NO! WRONG WAY! TURN AROUND! DON'T SHOOT THE RT!
The HIVE is spawning skulks and allowing new ones to teleport in.. THE MOVEMENT CHAMBER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM IS NOT. STOP KNIFING."
Don't be afraid to be abusive. You're better at the game than them, they should listen to you if they enjoy winning. Y'know, unless they're one of those weirdos who think the fun part of the game is running off alone in the wrong direction to further increase their 0-15 ratio.. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
being abusive and bashing people by calling them "noobs" usually result in some very fast admin imposed mutes and kicks and bans <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Not on NSA... this is how i comm... to the dot....
The admins call it commhax and comm aimbot <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Also i like to drop a bunch of CC's (cant wall, but creates a nice obstacle course) for the smacktards who wont listen to my micspam...
Yeah, and ill relocate that advanced armory and plop a new one outside the hive.... and you just watch those nubs knife like 10 onos just to hold thier precious armory.....
~Jason
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"No, you're an idiot, don't go that way.
You're going to die anyway, you don't need 250 rounds YOU @#$%ING NOOB.
You have this thing in the top right corner of your screen called A RADAR. When you see THREE RED DOTS following you and hear Skulks biting behind you, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN AROUND AND SHOOT MORON.
If you're not going to build the RT, watch for Skulks instead of STARING AT ME.
That's great, the one time you hear a skulk and want to shoot it, it's on the other side of the wall. STOP LOOKING DOWN THE HALLWAY AND BUILD THE PHASE GATE RETARD.
If I start walking or crouch in a corner, it might be a good idea for you to FOLLOW SUIT INSTEAD OF HOPPING AROUND LIKE A MORON AND ATTRACTING ALL THE SKULKS.
Do you see that obnoxious, blinking blue circle on your screen? Touch it and you win the game.
No, I don't want you to try and solo the Onos with your pistol, I WANT YOU TO BUILD SMACKTARD.
When trying to ninja, it is GENERALLY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO SHOOT AT EVERY SKULK THAT DOES NOT SEE YOU.
We are going to beacon and then move out of base THIS WAY. We are not going to hump the armory for 20 seconds, or phase back to where ever, we are going to lea- NO, YOU IDIOT! GET OFF THE ARMORY! YES! NO! NO! WRONG WAY! TURN AROUND! DON'T SHOOT THE RT!
The HIVE is spawning skulks and allowing new ones to teleport in.. THE MOVEMENT CHAMBER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM IS NOT. STOP KNIFING."
Don't be afraid to be abusive. You're better at the game than them, they should listen to you if they enjoy winning. Y'know, unless they're one of those weirdos who think the fun part of the game is running off alone in the wrong direction to further increase their 0-15 ratio.. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Id rather have you use strategy and not be able to hear than be rambo's with high kill to death ratio's
That is all....
Also @NGE
Did you even read my post....
The whole point of this strat is the comm doesent see it coming and has no time to react...
Suure ive seen comms on the ball and drop a chair real fast if rines go OMG THE WHOLE TEAM RUSHING FRMO COMPLAB, or if he can see it on mt.... this negates both of it...
All he gets is a "commchair is under-" and he pops out and dies to 11 skulks
Thats the beauty of it....
~Jason
There are, in theory, 11 skuks all biting the chair (although I'm not sure if there's enough room) but let's just say there are, the damage pers second is (11 * 3 * 75) = 2475 damage a second. A comm chair has 1000 hp, so the comm has apprimately 4 second to respond. More realistically though, there won't be 11 skulks there, and not everyone will start biting at the same time. I give the comm at least 6 seconds to respond. That should be just enough time to drop a comm chair, and maybe activate beacon.