Lotr- The Two Towers - In L33t!

DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
<a href='http://www.jetstreamgames.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=58925' target='_blank'>L0rd 0f teh Ringz0rz - Teh Tw0 T0werz</a>

May contain some harsh language in places. Absolutely hilarious though.

<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan>
Gimli: "FFS speed hax!"
Legolas: "LOL, N00b!"
**Aragorn spots the fallen broach
Aragorn: "Sif teh leaves of Lorien fall. They give +2!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Treebeard: "OMG, A/S/L."
    Merry: "WTH?"
    Treebeard: "U r teh orks"
    Merry: "Sif"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL
  • neko1neko1 Join Date: 2004-02-28 Member: 26950Members
  • DuoGodOfDeathDuoGodOfDeath Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1044Members
    OLD, now lets make fun of Doom for posting OLD stuff.

    *POINTS AND LAUGHS*
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    I was going to, but DOOManiac is one of the few people I don't wanna make cry.
  • UnCriticalUnCritical Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 73Members, Constellation
    I thought Doom was the one who posted this origionally...obviously not.

    Anyhow, best bit -
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->[Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas arrive in Edoras]
    Gandalf: "There are tards here."
    Gimli: "I'll TK all of them!"
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • ShzarShzar Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21098Members, Constellation
    "sif", for those who don't know (don't be ashamed, it's not very common) means "As if!"
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    Just thought I'd throw this into the mix..... Alternate version of all 3 movies that takes 20 seconds to watch. Warning: Language.

    <a href='http://www.0x01a4.com/webimages/lotr.gif' target='_blank'>Lord of the Rings - Abridged</a>
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Shzar+Mar 4 2005, 07:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shzar @ Mar 4 2005, 07:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "sif", for those who don't know (don't be ashamed, it's not very common) means "As if!" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard....
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+Mar 4 2005, 08:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ Mar 4 2005, 08:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just thought I'd throw this into the mix..... Alternate version of all 3 movies that takes 20 seconds to watch. Warning: Language.

    <a href='http://www.0x01a4.com/webimages/lotr.gif' target='_blank'>Lord of the Rings - Abridged</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    W9n - for when w1n isn't enough. =3
  • ShoeboxShoebox Join Date: 2004-11-15 Member: 32817Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->**The white light fades, revealing Gandalf
    Aragorn: "WTHOMGBSHAX!"
    Gandalf: "Teh balrog was noob. He got pwned. I can dance all day, I can dance all day!"
    Gandalf: "Boom! HEADSHOT!"
    Gandalf: "I R GANDALF TEH GREY!"
    Gandalf: "I R GANDALF TEH WHITE!"
    Gimli: "FFS, make up your mind! ><"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    haha i love this. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Now that is what I call extreme realism... <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-T h e m+Mar 4 2005, 08:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (T h e m @ Mar 4 2005, 08:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Just thought I'd throw this into the mix..... Alternate version of all 3 movies that takes 20 seconds to watch. Warning: Language.

    <a href='http://www.0x01a4.com/webimages/lotr.gif' target='_blank'>Lord of the Rings - Abridged</a> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ahahha

    And you know what's really funny? Now that you mention it... its completely right. Why COULDN'T they just do that?
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Gandalfs face in the last frame is perfect.
  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-DuoGodOfDeath+Mar 4 2005, 04:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuoGodOfDeath @ Mar 4 2005, 04:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OLD, now lets make fun of Doom for posting OLD stuff.

    *POINTS AND LAUGHS* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    </3 Duo

    Nice find D00M xD this is really funny.
  • PRTePRTe Join Date: 2003-10-25 Member: 21919Members
    edited March 2005
    and for those who want the fellowship of the ring version...

    <a href='http://p196.ezboard.com/fexcelsior30272frm10.showMessage?topicID=269.topic' target='_blank'>http://p196.ezboard.com/fexcelsior30272frm...picID=269.topic</a>

    those who have seen it b4 like me just keep quiet
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    edited March 2005
  • EpidemicEpidemic Dark Force Gorge Join Date: 2003-06-29 Member: 17781Members
    Absolutely hilarius, only seen the fellowship version in the past.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Eomer: "Teh orkz0rs are pwning us! They wear Saruman's clag tag: {S}"
    Grima: "FFS, Theoden is AFK."
    Eomer: "Joo = Saurman's tard. And joo want netsecks with my sister, ***!"
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • CFInsaneCFInsane Join Date: 2003-08-27 Member: 20254Members
    now it just needs to be put into a LOTR 2t video and i will watch this....
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Gandalf+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gandalf)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I can dance all day, I can dance all day!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Thank god I watched pure pwnage before I read this. Makes it so much more funny because I mentally see him jumping around like FPS_Doug.
  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    The best one:
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
    Boromir: "****ing campers"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Wow. <i>One</i> word of l33tsp34k in the entire thing.
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Aragorn: "Ph34r!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    IRC\CS tard != 73h l33t h4x0r.
  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Mar 9 2005, 03:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Mar 9 2005, 03:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Wow. <i>One</i> word of l33tsp34k in the entire thing.
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Aragorn: "Ph34r!"<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    IRC\CS tard != 73h l33t h4x0r. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    He speaks truth, that did have a pretty extreme lack of L337 5p34|< for something claiming to be IN L337 in it's own title.
  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    I got this about other forum 3 weeks ago! (owned) Still that is some very very hilarious stuff, even first finding out what teh w0rdz0r means.
  • baconflapsbaconflaps Join Date: 2004-02-09 Member: 26314Members
    Yeah, that's not even leetspeak, it's just internet retard, though you could argue that those who speak leet would fall under that category. Can anyone explain why dumbing something down to the point that there's a "teh" in every line is funny?
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    This is new to me. Very good stuff Doomy.
    /hugz
  • NecrosisNecrosis The Loquacious Sage Join Date: 2003-08-03 Member: 18828Members, Constellation
    For an explanation of the "why can't we use a catapult" line...

    <a href='http://www.rit.edu/~gxp1426/crazyboromir1.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.rit.edu/~gxp1426/crazyboromir1.htm</a>

    <a href='http://www.rit.edu/~gxp1426/crazyboromir2.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.rit.edu/~gxp1426/crazyboromir2.htm</a>

    <a href='http://www.rit.edu/~gxp1426/crazyboromir3.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.rit.edu/~gxp1426/crazyboromir3.htm</a>

    <a href='http://www.rit.edu/~gxp1426/crazyboromir4.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.rit.edu/~gxp1426/crazyboromir4.htm</a>

    TELL EM BOROMIR SENT YA!
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    Haha, been a while since I laughed and smiled so much... these muscles need training.
  • VenmochVenmoch Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1093Members
    Anyone remember the Matrix Reloaded one?
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