Omg! I Got An E-mail From Kate Beckinsale!
<div class="IPBDescription">Could this be my lucky day...</div> This was sent to my gmail account, got a good laugh from it:
from: Kate Beckinsale
Hi Jason,
Your friend submitted your email in a competition to win a date with
me! Unfortunatly he didn't include a contact number, so if you could
please forward that to us as soon as possible that will be great.
Also, tell me where you want to go, remember its all expenses paid by
Paramount studios.
Love and Peace,
Kate
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Well since i figured this to be a prank I wanted to know what you guys think. Is there some mass wave of spam mail going out to invite people on dates with kate or is one of my friends just having some fun with me. I didn't even know she was an actress till someone pointed it out to me. I was thinking about replying with something like this:
"OMGZ! i w1n t3h c0nt45t! f0r sh1zzl3!"
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from: Kate Beckinsale
Hi Jason,
Your friend submitted your email in a competition to win a date with
me! Unfortunatly he didn't include a contact number, so if you could
please forward that to us as soon as possible that will be great.
Also, tell me where you want to go, remember its all expenses paid by
Paramount studios.
Love and Peace,
Kate
___________________
Well since i figured this to be a prank I wanted to know what you guys think. Is there some mass wave of spam mail going out to invite people on dates with kate or is one of my friends just having some fun with me. I didn't even know she was an actress till someone pointed it out to me. I was thinking about replying with something like this:
"OMGZ! i w1n t3h c0nt45t! f0r sh1zzl3!"
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Comments
Your soooo evil, I like you
oh I'll give my phone number all right:
"234-YOUR-MOM. Oh can't wait kate!"
lol...watch that actually ends up being my phone when you number it out.(dont worry I made the starting 3 different just incase <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
So lets see what you guys can come up with for a humorous reply.
beckinsale.kate@gmail.com
OMJ!!!!!!!1111
tbh i cant put a face to the name
A really hot British woman (Underworld, Van Helsing)
The hot woman in the bodysuit in Underworld, the girl that the two main characters are fighting over in Pearl Harbour, the (insert more ways to describe that she's incredibly hot here) woman in Van Helsing... And the generally beautiful girl in many other movies that I haven't seen.
... I want a date with Kate Beckinsale. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>As long as she doesn't pee in my coffee.</span>
<a href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000295/' target='_blank'>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000295/</a>
At first I thought it was this girl named Kate that I knew at my old school(didn't remember her last name) joking around, but then my friend told me she's the actress in Underworld and Van helsing and a bunch of other movies I don't remember.
Your soooo evil, I like you <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
submit the number for a double glazing firm, those bastards deserve it...
Your soooo evil, I like you <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
submit the number for a double glazing firm, those bastards deserve it... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
gogogogogogo!
I suggest:
Kat3 u r so000o hawt, mai numberz izz:
911 968-7666
Or perhaps a more sensical sentence along with the number. Since it starts with 911 it's guaranteed to call the local authorities, and 968-7666 is YOU-RMOM.
Ah crap, they're making crappy sequel to that crappy Underworld movie... :/
beckinsale.kate@gmail.com <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Forward the email to kate.beckinsale@gmail.com and tell her someone is trying to steal her name. ^_^
The hot woman in the bodysuit in Underworld, the girl that the two main characters are fighting over in Pearl Harbour, the (insert more ways to describe that she's incredibly hot here) woman in Van Helsing... And the generally beautiful girl in many other movies that I haven't seen.
... I want a date with Kate Beckinsale. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>As long as she doesn't pee in my coffee.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You'd probably drink it anyway, because pee is good for the digestion!
The hot woman in the bodysuit in Underworld, the girl that the two main characters are fighting over in Pearl Harbour, the (insert more ways to describe that she's incredibly hot here) woman in Van Helsing... And the generally beautiful girl in many other movies that I haven't seen.
... I want a date with Kate Beckinsale. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>As long as she doesn't pee in my coffee.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You'd probably drink it anyway, because pee is good for the digestion! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ha. Ha. You're not funny, Sonic.
The hot woman in the bodysuit in Underworld, the girl that the two main characters are fighting over in Pearl Harbour, the (insert more ways to describe that she's incredibly hot here) woman in Van Helsing... And the generally beautiful girl in many other movies that I haven't seen.
... I want a date with Kate Beckinsale. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>As long as she doesn't pee in my coffee.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You'd probably drink it anyway, because pee is good for the digestion! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ha. Ha. You're not funny, Sonic. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sounds like classic CForrester and his homemade remedies though...
The hot woman in the bodysuit in Underworld, the girl that the two main characters are fighting over in Pearl Harbour, the (insert more ways to describe that she's incredibly hot here) woman in Van Helsing... And the generally beautiful girl in many other movies that I haven't seen.
... I want a date with Kate Beckinsale. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>As long as she doesn't pee in my coffee.</span> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You'd probably drink it anyway, because pee is good for the digestion! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ha. Ha. You're not funny, Sonic. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Sounds like classic CForrester and his homemade remedies though... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<b><u>Urine Pie</u></b>
<i>Ingredients:</i>
2 1/2 cups flour
2 tbsp sugar
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 cup butter
5 tbsp vegetable shortening
8 tbsp ice water
1 cup urine
4 egg whites
<i>Directions:</i>
Pastry:
Measure the flour, sugar and salt together. Stir to combine.
Add the chilled butter pieces and shortening to the bowl. Cut them in with a pastry cutter or knife. Don't over mix them.
Add the ice water. Mix until the dough holds together (add a bit more water, if necessary).
Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface, knead it together, then divide in half.
Flatten each half into a disk, wrap in saran wrap and chill for at least half an hour.
Roll out one of the disks on a lightly floured surface until you have a circle that's about 12 inches in diameter.
Put the circle in a 9" pie plate, trimming any extra dough from the edges with a sharp knife (parents only). Return it to the refrigerator until you are ready to make the pie.
Add filling (see below)
Roll out the second ball of dough and cover top. Use a fork or your fingers to pinch the edges together. cut a couple slits in the top.
Filling:
Whip egg white until stiff
Pour urine in to pie crust
Spread egg white over urine, then add top of crust
Bake 40 to 50 minutes or until crust is brown.
<i>Ingredients:</i>
2 1/2 cups flour
2 tbsp sugar
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 cup butter
5 tbsp vegetable shortening
8 tbsp ice water
1 cup urine
4 egg whites
<i>Directions:</i>
Pastry:
Measure the flour, sugar and salt together. Stir to combine.
Add the chilled butter pieces and shortening to the bowl. Cut them in with a pastry cutter or knife. Don't over mix them.
Add the ice water. Mix until the dough holds together (add a bit more water, if necessary).
Turn the dough onto a lightly floured surface, knead it together, then divide in half.
Flatten each half into a disk, wrap in saran wrap and chill for at least half an hour.
Roll out one of the disks on a lightly floured surface until you have a circle that's about 12 inches in diameter.
Put the circle in a 9" pie plate, trimming any extra dough from the edges with a sharp knife (parents only). Return it to the refrigerator until you are ready to make the pie.
Add filling (see below)
Roll out the second ball of dough and cover top. Use a fork or your fingers to pinch the edges together. cut a couple slits in the top.
Filling:
Whip egg white until stiff
Pour urine in to pie crust
Spread egg white over urine, then add top of crust
Bake 40 to 50 minutes or until crust is brown. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Mmmm, just like Mom used to make. Only with urine.
Your soooo evil, I like you <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
submit the number for a double glazing firm, those bastards deserve it... <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
gogogogogogo! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
DO IT! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Despite the misspelling in that sentence, it still makes no sense. I'd be much more concerned if she was concerned with upper-class lifestyle.