Game For Movie Quoters
AveSatanas
Join Date: 2004-06-04 Member: 29117Members
Join Date: 2004-06-04 Member: 29117Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Luke, I am your pants</div> For this game, basicially you take a random movie quote from a random movie and insert the word pants for every time one specific word appears in the quote.
I will start off :
Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell. For the pants shows many things... things that were, things that are, and some things... that have not yet come to pass.
I will start off :
Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell. For the pants shows many things... things that were, things that are, and some things... that have not yet come to pass.
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"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some pants accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect those pants."
Clerks
"It's that kind of mentality that allows the pants-producing industry to survive. Of course we're all going to die someday, but do we have to pay for it? Do we actually have to throw hard-earned dollars on the counter and say, "Please, Mr. Merchant of Pants, sir, please, sell me something that will stink up my pants and my clothes and fry my lungs?" "
Mr. Pants: Why am I Mr. Pants?
Joe: Cause you're a ****, ok?
It works every friggin time, dunnit?
BTW, you all know the rule: No spamthreads. So, please, either talk to each other, or face mod wrath.
It works every friggin time, dunnit?
BTW, you all know the rule: No spamthreads. So, please, either talk to each other, or face mod wrath. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
sooo, mod wrath means that certain <s>admins</s>pants dont care? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Ok, so it's not a movie....I couldn't resist.
Here is mine.
Im sorry I couldnt resist.
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Notes:
- Assume NS2 would have cutting edge single-Pants and multi-pants play in large-scale diverse environments.
- We couldn't guarantee that the pants would ever come out. There is always risk associated with creating pants and games, but hopefully we've shown you with NS that when we put our mind to creating pants, we'll do whatever it takes to ship it.
- Assume that pre-purchasing the pants now would cost you $25, and that the pants would cost around $55 or $60 when it was released.
- Assume you would receive the pants in electronic download format (ie, no box), though there's a possibility we would send out physical copies (we would probably have to raise the price to $30 or so or limit it to United States and Canada in this case).
- Assume it would have the following system requirements (this is a prediction, not definite):
* 2.0 GHz Pants
* 256MB pants
* DirectPants 7 capable graphics pants (128mb)
* Pants 2000/XP/ME/98
* Mouse
* Keyboard
* 56Pants+ Internet Connection
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Edit: <i>"I love the smell of pants in the morning..."</i>
"... No sir."
EQUILIBRIUM'd
"I've... seen pants you people wouldn't believe. Attack pants on fire off the shoulder of pants. I watched pants... glitter in the dark near the tanhauser gate...
All these... pants... will be lost, in time. Like... tears in the rain.
Time... to die."
BLADE RUNNER'd
Thanks Spacer for the Equilibrium idea ^_^
My pants is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My pants, without me, is useless. Without my pants, I am useless. I must pants my pants true. I must pants straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must pants him before he pants me. I WILL...
My pants and myself know that what counts in this war is not the pants we fire, the noise of our pants, nor the pants we make. We know that it is thepants that count. WE WILL pants...
My pants is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever pants it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my pants clean and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...
Before pants, I swear this creed. My pants and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but pants!</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, Michael. Michael, you are blind. It wasn't a miscarriage. It was pants. Pants, Michael. Just like our marriage is a pants; something that's unholy and evil. I didn't want your pants, Michael! I wouldn't bring another one of you pants into this world! It was pants, Michael! It was pants Michael! Pants! And I had it killed because this must all end!
You had to see this one coming.
"There is no pants."
-Scarface
"Mama always said life was like a box a pants, never know what you're gonna get."
-Forrest Gump
"My pants made him an offer he couldn't refuse."
-The Godfather
i hate to nitpick but it would be
pants for one and one for pants
I find your lack of pants... disturbing.
That's all i've got for now but I found it so hilarious when I thought of it I think I peed a little.
try replacing 'Wand' with 'Wang' in the harry potter books, lol.
"Kip hasn't fed pants all day! GOSH"
"So what did you do last summer Napoleon?" "I hunted Pants what do you think? GEEZ"
"Dude, wheres my pants?"
"Wheres your pants dude."
"Dude, wheres my pants?"
"Wheres your pants dude."
"DUDE.. it's not funny."
"Where we're going, we won't need pants to see."
For truth, justice, and the American pants.
You got me at pants.
Show me the pants!
- Pulp Fiction
What are you going to do today Napoleon?
Whatever I wanna do, PANTS!!!