Ouch!

JimBowenJimBowen Join Date: 2003-05-30 Member: 16873Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">Man loses Private part</div> <a href='http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1388123,00.html' target='_blank'>Testicle torn off by ex-lover </a>

I read the head line and laughed. I then notied it happened in the town that I live in (Birkenhead), and laughed even harder! I can't understand why she tried to hide it in her mouth? There are some scary people were I live
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  • DuoGodOfDeathDuoGodOfDeath Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1044Members
    I can only begin to imagine the pain he was in.
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  • 0blique0blique Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16477Members
    Not much for me to say except for the obvious.
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  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    IIIIICK. That... really sucks.
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    1.<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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    2. [QUOTE]Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.[QUOTE]
    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    That's all I have to say about that.
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  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    This is why I never say, "I'd give my left nut for that."

    Because you never know when it might happen...
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I don't know what's worse... that or the ripping of the nut.
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  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Ouch! I can't emagine the pain...
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  • reasareasa Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 8010Members, Constellation
    edited January 2005
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I don't know the guy who said that, but I really want to meet him. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    He needs that about as much as he needs a kick in the nuts.

    So many jokes possible...
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Now THAT'S one stone cold mofo. If I had any man's severed testicles in my hand, let alone my friend's, I would say a little more than "That's yours."

    I respect that man, and hope to one day be like him.
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  • JimBowenJimBowen Join Date: 2003-05-30 Member: 16873Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Jan 11 2005, 10:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Jan 11 2005, 10:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Now THAT'S one stone cold mofo. If I had any man's severed testicles in my hand, let alone my friend's, I would say a little more than "That's yours."

    I respect that man, and hope to one day be like him. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I must point out that were I live, about half the population is addicted to heroin. The were all most likely off there heads. The woman said she did'nt rember the events! I don't know about you but If I had just ripped of a someones means of reproduction and then utilized it as a gobstopper, I'm pretty sure I would remember!
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-JimBowen+Jan 11 2005, 09:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JimBowen @ Jan 11 2005, 09:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I don't know about you but If I had just ripped of a someones means of reproduction and then utilized it as a gobstopper, I'm pretty sure I would remember! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Do you have <i>any</i> idea how tempting it would be to make that a sig?
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  • BelgarionBelgarion Join Date: 2002-07-19 Member: 973Members
    i would be most interested in hearing how she managed to rip his scrotum apart.
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  • BulletHeadBulletHead Join Date: 2004-07-22 Member: 30049Members
    my siggy now!
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  • GneralasGneralas Join Date: 2004-01-20 Member: 25523Members
    omg. That is just evil, what sort of wacko would do that? OUCH!
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  • EvenFlowEvenFlow Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 11046Members
    oms ?
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    sonuva!
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    with..her..bare..hand.......eek....
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  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Belgarion+Jan 11 2005, 11:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Belgarion @ Jan 11 2005, 11:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i would be most interested in hearing how she managed to rip his scrotum apart. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    She used her nails, then twisted and pulled.
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  • JezpuhJezpuh Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15157Banned
    Awesome!
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  • DragonMechDragonMech Join Date: 2003-09-19 Member: 21023Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin-LokeTheSleekPeruvian+Jan 12 2005, 11:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LokeTheSleekPeruvian @ Jan 12 2005, 11:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->twisted and pulled<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Two words that should never be used in connection with a man's testicles. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon8.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
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  • R_A_CR_A_C Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16273Members
    I'm squirming in my seat and have deep bad feeling in the pit of my stomache, and I didn't even click the link!
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  • todd1Oktodd1Ok Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28018Members, Constellation, NS2 Playtester
    holy mother of all things pure and good. that is just....UGH.

    and this is why you never dip the paintbrush in a stirred pot of paint, gentlemen.
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  • torquetorque Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20035Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-DragonMech+Jan 12 2005, 10:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DragonMech @ Jan 12 2005, 10:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-LokeTheSleekPeruvian+Jan 12 2005, 11:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LokeTheSleekPeruvian @ Jan 12 2005, 11:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->twisted and pulled<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Two words that should never be used in connection with a man's testicles. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon8.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually I remember when a couple of my cousins got back from a Girl Scout meeting where they'd learned about self defense.... they were taught to remember a simple phrase.

    "Grab, Twist, and Pull"
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  • JimBowenJimBowen Join Date: 2003-05-30 Member: 16873Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Athena+Jan 12 2005, 02:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Athena @ Jan 12 2005, 02:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-DragonMech+Jan 12 2005, 10:30 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DragonMech @ Jan 12 2005, 10:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-LokeTheSleekPeruvian+Jan 12 2005, 11:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (LokeTheSleekPeruvian @ Jan 12 2005, 11:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->twisted and pulled<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Two words that should never be used in connection with a man's testicles. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/style_images/TSA_Skin-975/icon8.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Actually I remember when a couple of my cousins got back from a Girl Scout meeting where they'd learned about self defense.... they were taught to remember a simple phrase.

    "Grab, Twist, and Pull" <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thx for the warning, I will never make a girl scout angry again!
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    eh, people on drugs [like heroin] do lots of crazy stuff, Dr. Drew talks about it all the time

    a guy in florida cut his **** off, fried it up and ate it when he was hopped up on something.

    This kind of behavior only happens with crazy people, or hardcore drug usage.
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  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    Somebody has balls!

    <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> Sorry! I know I know. Somebody had to say it though, you realize.
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    I was born in Birkenhead and live just around the corner!
    Whay, small world!
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  • Cold_NiTeCold_NiTe Join Date: 2003-09-15 Member: 20875Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-That Annoying Kid+Jan 12 2005, 02:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (That Annoying Kid @ Jan 12 2005, 02:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> eh, people on drugs [like heroin] do lots of crazy stuff, Dr. Drew talks about it all the time

    a guy in florida cut his **** off, fried it up and ate it when he was hopped up on something.

    This kind of behavior only happens with crazy people, or hardcore drug usage. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    They aren't kidding when they say mind-altering, huh?
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    I'm somewhat reminded of <a href='http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/100.php' target='_blank'>this</a> when reading some of the comments here...
    still... oww...... owww :s
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