My Cat Thinks She's A Skulk

ViPrViPr Resident naysayerMembers Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1515Posts: 756
one of my cats likes to stand on doors. you walk into a room thinking everything is normal then you turn around to walk out and get the shock of your life.

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  • Private_ColemanPrivate_Coleman PhD in Video Games Members Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7510Posts: 2,412
    cool! It learnt to climb! I wish my dog could do that!
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Members Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Posts: 10,499
    Same with my friends cat. She parasited me, then bit ran away through a weldabe vent.

    Tricky bugger.
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  • BananBanan Members Join Date: 2002-02-22 Member: 235Posts: 457
    Maybe NS released some kind of virus that infect all cats to behave like skulks, dogs to behave like gorges, and, uhm, birds to behave like lerks.
    And... err, humans to behave like fades and elephants behaving like onos!

    aaaargh! we are all doomed!
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  • LejLej Members Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8209Posts: 13
    Oh crap... i got two cats. Never gonna be able to sleep anymore confused.gif. Better buy me a HMG and some HA. asrifle.gif
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  • TzarconTzarcon Members Join Date: 2002-02-28 Member: 259Posts: 907
    haha, now people are comparing the aliens to real life cats
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  • ScytheScythe NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46Posts: 4,372 mod
    QUOTE (Tzarcon @ Nov 12 2002, 11:48 PM)
    haha, now people are comparing the aliens to real life cats

    Oh, so that's what they're doing. Good thing you told me, I'd never have noticed!

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  • UnknownUnknown Join Date: 1970-01-01 Member:
    this game is a disease..
  • ProximusProximus Members Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8516Posts: 12
    HiHi finally im not the only one being attacked by my 2 cats smile.gif
    yesterday i was playing ns and the freaking creature start attacking my mouse :/

    Hit it with my keyboard biggrin.gif don't mess with the 1337 playzorz smile.gif
  • ViPrViPr Resident naysayer Members Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1515Posts: 756
    my cats like to attack the mouse pointer on the screen. very hard to use the computer with a big hairy mass blocking the screen. it's fun moving the mouse in a certain way, you can make the cats dance. someone has to explain to cats that the thing is just CALLED a mouse but it isn't really one. sheesh, stupid cats.
  • NecroNecro <insert non-birthday-related title here> Members Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Posts: 3,051 Fully active user
    seriously, i woke up today to (and i swear i heard it!|) "our hive is under attack!"

    and then as i was about to go to school i SWEAR i heard a chuckle!

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  • kanserikanseri Members Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8629Posts: 97
    hehe, cool =)
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Members Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Posts: 3,412
    QUOTE (Necro- @ Nov 14 2002, 12:57 PM)
    seriously, i woke up today to (and i swear i heard it!|) "our hive is under attack!"

    and then as i was about to go to school i SWEAR i heard a chuckle!

    Wow, man, you must have been playing NS for TOOOOOOOO long. biggrin.gif
    If you are starting to get dizzy and hearing chuckles around the corners...
    Get some GOOD SLEEP!

    Or you'll wake up, thinking your cat is a skulk, your dad a fade and your mom and onos... Ooops, sorry about that onos. biggrin.gif
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can't Comm. EnglandMembers, Constellation Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Posts: 2,309 Fully active user
    edited November 2002
    Mine sits on top of doors and jumps down on passers-by
    Don't let it fool you.... skulk.gif
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  • General_McMorrowGeneral_McMorrow Members Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8227Posts: 13
    Well my cat loves to make me afraid, but I don't remind it being a skulk...
    Do you know of a cat that puts a freaking rat's head on your bed just before you wake up? I DO!!!
    And I don't want to talk about the birds she ( it's a female ) put's on the table when your eating. It maked me sick for a while...But other than that, nothing unusual. biggrin.gif
  • DezmodiumDezmodium Members Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1575Posts: 377
    QUOTE (General McMorrow @ Nov 15 2002, 08:59 AM)
    Well my cat loves to make me afraid, but I don't remind it being a skulk...
    Do you know of a cat that puts a freaking rat's head on your bed just before you wake up? I DO!!!
    And I don't want to talk about the birds she ( it's a female ) put's on the table when your eating. It maked me sick for a while...But other than that, nothing unusual. biggrin.gif

    wow your cat does that??? mine was always too fat and lazy to actually catch anything
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  • General_McMorrowGeneral_McMorrow Members Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8227Posts: 13
    edited November 2002
    Yep, and she's a sadistic one! A predator, no remorse! Once she discovered a bird nest...poor birds...and of course she stabled the corpses in the kitchen...damn when i lit the lights, it gives me a shiver on my back wow.gif
  • ViPrViPr Resident naysayer Members Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1515Posts: 756
    my cats never catch anything coz we never let them outside anymore coz one time one of my cats was strolling along our balcony rail and we live on the 29th floor!! my cats sure do go berzerk when they see a flock of birds circling outside the window though. luckily the window glass is just strong enough to hold my cats back.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Members Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Posts: 10,499
    QUOTE (ViPr @ Nov 15 2002, 08:57 AM)
    my cats never catch anything coz we never let them outside anymore coz one time one of my cats was strolling along our balcony rail and we live on the 29th floor!!

    Cats generally have enough balance to stay "aloft" if you will. Still must have been pretty scary.
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    What is wrong with being a racist?

  • ApparitionApparition Members Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8433Posts: 64
    QUOTE (ViPr @ Nov 11 2002, 05:46 AM)
    one of my cats likes to stand on doors. you walk into a room thinking everything is normal then you turn around to walk out and get the shock of your life.

    LMFAO! My cat is just like that, I'll wake up in the middle of the night, look up all half-asleep like and BAM! Cat! Their sparkly eyes are skeery at 3:00 am.
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  • ViPrViPr Resident naysayer Members Join Date: 2002-10-17 Member: 1515Posts: 756
    i won't let my cats into my room when i'm sleeping coz they will tear my feet to shreds because i have this habit where i keep moving my feet when i sleep like an animal that constantly swishes it's tail to get rid of flies, and my cats automatically attack anything that moves undercover. they are so dumb if you wiggle your finger at them they won't attack it but if you are completely out of the covers and you just stick the end of one finger a little bit under the bed cover and wiggle it they will attack even though they can see your finger reaching into the covers. pull your finger back out of the covers and wiggle and they will not attack again, push your finger back under the covers and wiggle and they will attack again. you can do that several times back and forth with the same result.

    i have woken up in the night after feeling a weight land on my leg, they just dive at my leg. they go hide under my bed earlier in the day so then when i go to bed in the evening and shut the door to keep them out i think i'm all safe but instead i've just trapped myself in there with them.

    anyway i find if i want to make them run away like mad out of my room i just show them a can of anti-perspirant deodorant. one time i just sprayed it on myself with one of them around and a few seconds later when the smell drifted to her she squinted and ran the hell away. since then i just show her the can or let her hear the pop of removing the lid and she runs the hell away. it's the same exact story when i got my other cat, it must be a cat thing. it should work with your cats too. try it. when i don't know if they are under my bed instead of bothering to look i just hold the can under the bed and look towards the doorway and if i see a blur of fur going out the door then that meant at least one of them was under the bed.
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