What Would You Do When...

ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
Aliens invade your home?

I would lock up my house and hide in my closet.

Or maybe i could give my closet as a gift/tribute to the newcomers.
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  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    Grab a glass of water? I dunno, prolly cry myself to sleep.
  • MulletMullet Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15910Members, Constellation
    I'd give Sigourney Weaver a call...
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Foil hat, then I'll be safe. If I double that up with my cheese helmet!
  • ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
    edited January 2005
    lol caboose, nice icon
    is that the grilled cheese sandwich that was auctioned on ebay?

    Hm... maybe ill make grilled cheese sandwiches to last for the rest of my life while i hide in the closet
  • Har_Har_the_PirateHar_Har_the_Pirate Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19388Members, Constellation
    Who ya gonna call? Ghost busters!! Da Nuh Nuh Nuh! Ghost busters!

    oh wrong invaders, sorry
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Whip out my towel.

    [/obligatory HGTTG reference]
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    I would befriend them, and aid them in destroying the world. Yet at the same time I would be forming an underground resistence and acting as a spy for said resistence. Then in a glorious battle we would strike against our oppressors and take the world back as our own! Hah.
  • marcemarce Join Date: 2004-08-24 Member: 30869Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Xyth+Jan 10 2005, 01:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xyth @ Jan 10 2005, 01:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I would befriend them, and aid them in destroying the world. Yet at the same time I would be forming an underground resistence and acting as a spy for said resistence. Then in a glorious battle we would strike against our oppressors and take the world back as our own! Hah. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not anymore. They're watching, and you're not wearing a tinfoil cap. Nor have you made the first letter of your post change colour.

    Now they have STOLE your BRAINWAVES and MEGAHURTS.... and they know your cunning plan!

    <.<
    >.>
  • ZiGGYZiGGY Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12479Members
    id probably play some ns, dunno depends on the aliens i guess
  • ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
    edited January 2005
    <span style='color:green'>W</span>hat, you mean like this? <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • R_A_CR_A_C Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16273Members
    I would beat them back to their planet with an army of midget clowns!
    Nah, that's too evil for alien invaders. an army of regular clowns is evil enough.
  • ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
    Lol, been looking at my other thread eh?
  • NegativityNegativity Join Date: 2004-08-08 Member: 30463Members
    I would pour some water on them.

    Or send them a nasty computer virus email.

    Or give them herpes.........
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited January 2005
    I was going to say 'grab whatever weapon I could and go hunting' but I realise now that this is a joke thread and not supposed to be serious, so...

    I don't know. Maybe I'll dress up in a tutu and become a showpony for our glorious tentacle overlords! [Yes, there's a reference here. Cookies for whoever gets it.]
  • ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
    edited January 2005
    Or you could send them <a href='http://www.theskybeam.com/images/spam_lrg.jpg' target='_blank'>This</a>
  • DrSuredeathDrSuredeath Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8217Members
    edited January 2005
    I'll sing "My boyfriend is a Pilot" and "Shao Bai Long" in an attempt to convert them to accept our pop culture and abandon their culture of war.

    If all else fail, I'll grab the nearest girl, kiss her, and escape while they were stunned by this display of protoculture.
  • MedHeadMedHead Join Date: 2002-12-19 Member: 11115Members, Constellation
  • ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-MedHead+Jan 9 2005, 11:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MedHead @ Jan 9 2005, 11:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Play dead? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lol, that only works on bears, silly. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • RatonetwothreetwooneRatonetwothreetwoone Join Date: 2004-03-23 Member: 27504Members
    o_o

    what zombies arent cool anymore?
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Load down on cases of SPAM.
  • WarningForeverWarningForever Join Date: 2004-05-06 Member: 28503Members
    I've got Gordon Freeman on speed-dial

    Eat crowbar aliens!
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Jan 9 2005, 08:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Jan 9 2005, 08:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I was going to say 'grab whatever weapon I could and go hunting' but I realise now that this is a joke thread and not supposed to be serious, so...

    I don't know. Maybe I'll dress up in a tutu and become a showpony for our glorious tentacle overlords! [Yes, there's a reference here. Cookies for whoever gets it.] <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Day of the Tentacle. I love that game...

    That cookie better be in the mail.
  • ZephyrYHKZephyrYHK Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28130Members
    Lol, you cant have Gordon's number, cause hes MY best friend, not YOURS. <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-DrSuredeath+Jan 9 2005, 10:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DrSuredeath @ Jan 9 2005, 10:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'll sing "My boyfriend is a Pilot" and "Shao Bai Long" in an attempt to convert them to accept our pop culture and abandon their culture of war.

    If all else fail, I'll grab the nearest girl, kiss her, and escape while they were stunned by this display of protoculture. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Zing! :D

    I picked up Robotech on DVD (yes, the inferior american dubbed one) and am on the last disc (6) of the series.
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    On second thought, I'd dress up as a female anime character that's supposed to represent some operating system or other, put "toothpaste" on their heads and hope they take it as a sign of friendship.

    Hehehe, kudos to blackmage/spacer for that idea <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    edited January 2005
    What would you do when it's 5:30AM, and you've got 3000 words worth of essays to write for the next day, and instead you're on a forum reading a thread about what would you do when aliens come knocking?








    <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • MantridMantrid Lockpick Join Date: 2003-12-07 Member: 24109Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jan 9 2005, 09:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 9 2005, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What would you do when it's 5:30AM, and you've got 3000 words worth of essays to write for the next day, and instead you're on a forum reading a thread about what do you do when aliens come knocking? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Learn to flip burgers.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Jan 10 2005, 06:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Jan 10 2005, 06:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jan 9 2005, 09:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 9 2005, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What would you do when it's 5:30AM, and you've got 3000 words worth of essays to write for the next day, and instead you're on a forum reading a thread about what do you do when aliens come knocking? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Learn to flip burgers. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Slit my wrists was that?
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jan 10 2005, 03:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 10 2005, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Jan 10 2005, 06:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Jan 10 2005, 06:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jan 9 2005, 09:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 9 2005, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What would you do when it's 5:30AM, and you've got 3000 words worth of essays to write for the next day, and instead you're on a forum reading a thread about what do you do when aliens come knocking? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Learn to flip burgers. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Slit my wrists was that? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Slit your wrists? Hell, if you slit somebody else's you can get a nice place, no rent, job security, and a whole new social group of friends who know how to get stuff.
  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-emperor awesome+Jan 10 2005, 06:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (emperor awesome @ Jan 10 2005, 06:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jan 10 2005, 03:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 10 2005, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Mantrid+Jan 10 2005, 06:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mantrid @ Jan 10 2005, 06:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jan 9 2005, 09:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jan 9 2005, 09:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What would you do when it's 5:30AM, and you've got 3000 words worth of essays to write for the next day, and instead you're on a forum reading a thread about what do you do when aliens come knocking? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Learn to flip burgers. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Slit my wrists was that? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Slit your wrists? Hell, if you slit somebody else's you can get a nice place, no rent, job security, and a whole new social group of friends who know how to get stuff. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ace!
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