A Chicken -vs- A Tiger

HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">Who will win in this showdown of skillz?</div> <span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>______<u>Chicken</u>________________<u>Tiger</u>_____</span></span>

<img src='http://www.sharemation.com/31147/Forums/chicken.jpeg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> <span style='color:red'><span style='font-size:11pt;line-height:100%'><b>-VS-</b></span></span><img src='http://www.sharemation.com/31147/Forums/tiger.jpeg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />



Who will win in this battle of epic proportions? The tiger, with its feirce roar and and deadly pounce, weighing in at six hundred pounds, or the chicken, with its shocking shriek and deadly beak, weighing in at at two pounds, two ounces...

<b>You Decide! Let the fight begin!</b>

Comments

  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    Chicken kamikazes and just stands there looking fluffy, Tiger eats it, tiger chokes on the evil spikey barbs of chickenyness (chickens are the least fluffy things ever!) and dies.

    Tigers are an endangered species so the chicken wins the moral victory.
  • CplDavisCplDavis I hunt the arctic Snonos Join Date: 2003-01-09 Member: 12097Members
    What brought this up and isnt it no constest anyways?

    For the record I vote for chicken.

    if a little cute gorge can take out a HA/HMG then a chicken can pwn a tiger. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Chicken kamikazes and just stands there looking fluffy, Tiger eats it, tiger chokes on the evil spikey barbs of chickenyness (chickens are the least fluffy things ever!) and dies.

    Tigers are an endangered species so the chicken wins the moral victory.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Judges?

    <i>Judge:</i> Well Peter, it <b>is</b> a tough call, because both of the contestants are dead, but since we can only assume which one died first, we're going to go with the chicken because of the moral win, as stated.

    <b>Chicken:</b> 1 <b>Tiger:</b> 0
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    what level is the chicken and what level is the tiger?
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    Since they both died last round the tiger and chicken have lost experience and are back to an even, level twenty seven.
  • Fro5tyFro5ty Join Date: 2003-09-26 Member: 21238Members, Constellation
    They're both level thirty, so the chicken would have it's poltergeist bomb and the tiger would have it's invisibility cloak. Tough call...

    (I think this is coming from that one Animal Planet show that pits two species against one another to see who would win.)
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    LMFAO.. check it out. Real sports thread locked to disscuss in the fake, needing to disscuss animals thread.

    Need to go, someone ask dell, bell rung.
  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    $50 says Tiger pwns Chicken. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    edited November 2004
    Tiger and chicken, in an incredible display of decency and sportsmanship decide to settle it with a grueling 3 day staring contest (non stop contests for 3 days, winner is the one with the most wins, contest can end early if one is significantly ahead of the other).

    Stare at the pictures and decide which has the most piercing eyes, the winner? <b>You decide!</b>

    [Edit]Ty[ing error *sigh*, oh and lol DZ <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->[/edit]
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    The chicken flyes over a mine-field..

    Chicken: 1 Tiger: 0
  • HawkeyeHawkeye Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1855Members
    Gee, who would have thunk it? There's another forum for tiger vs chicken. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    Does it count if the tiger chokes while trying to swallow the chicken?
  • AveSatanasAveSatanas Join Date: 2004-06-04 Member: 29117Members
    A chicken alone can't win against a tiger. But a chicken or rooster's egg hatched under a toad hatches a creature called the basilisk and then it will kill it with it's death eyes.

    Here's an artist's drawing of said beast:<img src='http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/images/Cockatrice.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Svenpa+Nov 19 2004, 03:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Svenpa @ Nov 19 2004, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The chicken flyes over a mine-field..

    Chicken: 1 Tiger: 0 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    However, chickens <i>cant</i> fly, so he attempts, but blows himself up in the process.

    <b>Chicken:</b> 2 <b>Tiger:</b> 0
  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:red'><b>RHINO WINS</span></b></span>

    (parents grieve)
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    edited November 2004
    Chickens can fly, they just aren't very aerodynamic (especially with wings clipped).

    Avesatanas: Thats called a cockatrice, not a basilisk although they have the same power (and it actually says that in the pic).

    Status Quo: Look up a bit for the answer to your question <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    PS. A typing error in my typing error edit... how ironic <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    [Edit]No problem (seems silly to make a new post just to say that)[/Edit]
  • Status_QuoStatus_Quo Join Date: 2004-01-30 Member: 25749Members
    Oh, sorry. Just skimmed and missed that one apparently...
  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Nov 19 2004, 10:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Nov 19 2004, 10:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Avesatanas: Thats called a cockatrice, not a basilisk although they have the same power (and it actually says that in the pic). <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The website he got that pic from, states that by the 19th century, the names Cockatrice and Basilisk were interchangable. They were considered the same thing.
  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    Jesus Christ that tiger looks angry.

    My vote for the Tiger.
  • XiileXiile Join Date: 2003-02-22 Member: 13818Members
    There are 3 possibilities.

    1: Chicken, because obviously the chicken will just do backflips, land on the tiger's
    back, and snap the tiger's neck with ninja-chicken power.

    2: Since a chicken can't in fact do backflips, the tiger will pull out a box of frosted flakes and throw it at the chicken, however the chicken will simply use bullet time and dodge the deadly box of death. The chicken will then pull out 2 swords and scream "DOOOOOOD!" while attacking the tiger (Disgaea reference? I think so, even though Prinnies = more like penguins.).

    3: I cook dinner. Tiger wins.

    Since chicken would win 2/3 chicken wins overall <3
  • panda_de_malheureuxpanda_de_malheureux Join Date: 2003-12-26 Member: 24775Members
    Chookie

    <span style='font-size:6pt;line-height:100%'>(chicken)</span>
  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Aldaris+Nov 19 2004, 11:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Aldaris @ Nov 19 2004, 11:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CMEast+Nov 19 2004, 10:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CMEast @ Nov 19 2004, 10:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Avesatanas: Thats called a cockatrice, not a basilisk although they have the same power (and it actually says that in the pic). <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The website he got that pic from, <span style='color:purple'>states that by the 19th century, the names Cockatrice and Basilisk were interchangable</span>. They were considered the same thing. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah, but they started off as different things and people knew they were different all the way up till the 19thC After all, one is a lizard thing, one is a chicken thing, kind of a big difference. They were only 'considered the same thing' because having 2 different legends that turn people to stone is too confusing... which is silly.

    Anyway, was hardly having a go at him for it (though I guess in retrospect I should have realised a comment without a smiley or some light hearted comment would be considered aggressive rather than just a simple correction). In fact next time I'll just shut up as it really wasn't that important.

    On a slightly more on-topic note, its only on the internet that conversations like this could be discussed seriously by complete strangers <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->, its it wonderful!

    [Edit] Red was too aggresive a colour, really garish[/Edit]
  • AldarisAldaris Join Date: 2002-03-25 Member: 351Members, Constellation
    Oh, I know CMEast. I knew you weren't being aggresive, just like going around correcting, or at least thinking I'm correct stuff. My bad. Sorry <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Haze+Nov 19 2004, 10:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Haze @ Nov 19 2004, 10:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Svenpa+Nov 19 2004, 03:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Svenpa @ Nov 19 2004, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The chicken flyes over a mine-field..

    Chicken: 1    Tiger: 0 <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    However, chickens <i>cant</i> fly, so he attempts, but blows himself up in the process.

    <b>Chicken:</b> 2 <b>Tiger:</b> 0 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    oh yes they can a short distance, escepially if hunted by a tiger.
  • MetalcatMetalcat Join Date: 2004-08-11 Member: 30528Members
    tiger wins.

    one dash with the claw then eaten piece by piece
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