Guilty Pleasures As Commander

Rapier7Rapier7 Join Date: 2004-02-05 Member: 26108Members
in Frontiersmen Strategy
What do you like to do as a commander that would fall under the category of "guilty pleasures"?

I like it when the PG's getting munched by four skulks and then I beacon and tell everybody to phase and then 4 of them die instantly while the rest slaughter the skulks. There's nothing like unquestioning obedience, especially knowing that they're going to die.

This all being in a GAME, of course.
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  • illhillh Join Date: 2004-08-31 Member: 31104Members
    Sending lone marines to RT's under attack by (an) onos knowing what will ensue.
    Closing doors on marines (instakill)
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  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
    unless the marines decide to start loading up ammo because they dont know what a beacon is and even if they do they dont know what a pg is.



    i like to watch an unimportant lone marine dancing with a skulk/gorge/lerk and watching his hp go down. <1 second after he dies, drop a med exactly to the spot where he died.

    lowering elevators on your soldiers is also hilarious. (must be one of the reasons i dont win much as comm <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/nerd-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> )

    oh, and zooming around the map and hearing a lone gorge build an rt, and clicking the door/elevator/whatever near him and listening the sounds of rushed panic always makes me chuckle.
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  • NGENGE Join Date: 2003-11-10 Member: 22443Members
    Back in the day, I'd enjoy dropping a turret on a gorge, having a rine crouch build the turret makeing spit way too innefective vs the borked hitbox, and watching the turret to the work




    And I'm sorry but unquestioning obediance is always a nice thing for *one person*
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  • BuggyBuggy Join Date: 2003-11-08 Member: 22400Members, Constellation
    Mash stuff between nancy doors. Anything.
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  • TheAdjTheAdj He demanded a cool forum title of some type. Join Date: 2004-05-03 Member: 28436Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    Any door or elevator kills, the higher the lifeform the better.

    Anytime I cc block an alien to death.

    When I drop myself a HMG, hop out the chair, and solo the fade that's killing the obs.

    Beaconing multiple times and switching from hive to hive until the aliens get totally confused and don't know which hive is going to actually be attacked.
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  • jammnojammno Join Date: 2004-01-31 Member: 25832Members
    I told everyone that if they jumped off the cliff that I would give them a shotgun and a jet pack.

    After they all jumped to their death I recycled the IP's and relocated into a vent and hid there for twelve minutes laughing at the dead marines.
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  • ChurchChurch Meatshield grunt-fodder // Has pre-ordered NS2 Join Date: 2002-12-31 Member: 11646Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-jammno+Nov 2 2004, 09:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (jammno @ Nov 2 2004, 09:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I told everyone that if they jumped off the cliff that I would give them a shotgun and a jet pack.

    After they all jumped to their death I recycled the IP's and relocated into a vent and hid there for twelve minutes laughing at the dead marines. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lemme guess, this was on a blockscript server filled with newbs? (Obviously they had to be newbs because 1) The amrines would've f4ed after a few minutes and 2) The aliens should've killed you in less than 12 minutes.)

    Did you accomplish your objective of getting banned on that server?
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  • jammnojammno Join Date: 2004-01-31 Member: 25832Members
    edited November 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-|ds|meatshield+Nov 2 2004, 10:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (|ds|meatshield @ Nov 2 2004, 10:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-jammno+Nov 2 2004, 09:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (jammno @ Nov 2 2004, 09:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I told everyone that if they jumped off the cliff that I would give them a shotgun and a jet pack.

    After they all jumped to their death I recycled the IP's and relocated into a vent and hid there for twelve minutes laughing at the dead marines. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lemme guess, this was on a blockscript server filled with newbs? (Obviously they had to be newbs because 1) The amrines would've f4ed after a few minutes and 2) The aliens should've killed you in less than 12 minutes.)

    Did you accomplish your objective of getting banned on that server? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes, it was on a blockscript server.

    Yes, it was filled with newbs. Because only newbs play on blockscript servers.

    No, the server had a nazi plug in that prevented F4.

    Aliens couldn't find me. I was in a comm chair and I hid deep in the vents. SoF couldn't see me. I was afk playing San Andreas anyway.

    I was kicked later on the server, and kicked a good 40 more times till I had to get "racist" and then they banned me.
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  • TOmekkiTOmekki Join Date: 2003-11-25 Member: 23524Members
    edited November 2004
    idiot


    ... so immature ...
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  • radforChristradforChrist USA Join Date: 2002-11-04 Member: 6871Members, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Subnautica Playtester
    My guilty pleasure would have to be setting up siege on FF on servers, and tell my marines to rush in and site it, try to get under it, and die to th siege. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    That or after a relocate, wait until a gorge drops MS node, and possibly a few OC's, beacon and kill all the wasted res...
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  • RobertoRoberto Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14591Members, Constellation
    muting the whiners on my team, muting the non admin clan members on their clan server and justifying it to the admin members, happily ignoring the whining and ejection attempts of people because "omg no heavy guns" as I tech rush, spamming 50 res in meds to two noob 'rines so they can lmg a fade.
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  • BurningExcelBurningExcel Join Date: 2004-11-03 Member: 32609Members
    edited November 2004
    lol the guilty plesures of a commander eh? Well to me is just sending my team on a suicide mission (and at rare times it works!). I guess another one is send in as much <!--emo&::sentry::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/turret.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='turret.gif' /><!--endemo--> and <!--emo&::siege::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='siege.gif' /><!--endemo--> into the area XD of course the aliens wont like it. Also giving all my pawns nade launchers and send them to nade spam the whole area!
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  • Commander_JAGCommander_JAG Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6956Members
    edited November 2004
    At the beginning of a game I will say, First one to the hive gets a shotgun. then I place an armory there wait for the the fastest of them to get there to build it so happy he gets the shotgun, As soon as hes finished building I recycle the armory and drop the RT. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    (Note I've only done this twice <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TheAdjTheAdj He demanded a cool forum title of some type. Join Date: 2004-05-03 Member: 28436Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Commander JAG+Nov 4 2004, 02:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Commander JAG @ Nov 4 2004, 02:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> At the beginning of a game I will say, First one to the hive gets a shotgun. then I place an armory there wait for the the fastest of them to get there to build it so happy he gets the shotgun, As soon as hes finished building I recycle the armory and drop the RT. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    (Note I've only done this twice <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually lol'd when I read this. I will try it later and see if it works.
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  • jammnojammno Join Date: 2004-01-31 Member: 25832Members
    That's not very guilty. >_>

    Guilty is doing somthing like re-locating under a bunch of vents then going alien once the base is all set up to mass spore.
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  • td_alakadtd_alakad Join Date: 2004-09-23 Member: 31886Members
    Whenever I play 1vs1, I find the hive and wait until I hear the pitter patter of gorge feet, and then I drop every single res node on the map cause there's pretty much nothing the gorge can do about it that isn't a complete waste of vital res. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Iron_MaidenIron_Maiden Join Date: 2003-09-24 Member: 21167Members
    1vs1¡?
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  • td_alakadtd_alakad Join Date: 2004-09-23 Member: 31886Members
    Yes, one versus one. As in me against one other person.
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  • Iron_MaidenIron_Maiden Join Date: 2003-09-24 Member: 21167Members
    ok <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    just wondering how can a single command chair could fight the Khaara <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • CondizzleCondizzle Join Date: 2004-10-05 Member: 32107Members
    It could have wheels and robotic arms with boxing gloves <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> !
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  • fried_ricefried_rice Join Date: 2004-09-10 Member: 31582Banned
    i just recycle base and drop everyone shotties when my mates are whining about this and that even though we're wining. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • j3stj3st Join Date: 2004-06-28 Member: 29602Members
    interesting thread! ummm..when a sieging attempt gets overrun by kharaa and so i recycle everything to save res....including the pg, letting the marines get humiliated by parasiting skulks.
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  • MetoMeto Join Date: 2004-04-26 Member: 28216Members
    Congratulating your marines when you've lead them hand in hand through what they need to do <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SLizerSLizer Join Date: 2003-11-07 Member: 22363Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-TheAdj`+Nov 4 2004, 03:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TheAdj` @ Nov 4 2004, 03:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Commander JAG+Nov 4 2004, 02:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Commander JAG @ Nov 4 2004, 02:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> At the beginning of a game I will say, First one to the hive gets a shotgun. then I place an armory there wait for the the fastest of them to get there to build it so happy he gets the shotgun, As soon as hes finished building I recycle the armory and drop the RT.  <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    (Note I've only done this twice <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually lol'd when I read this. I will try it later and see if it works. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I absolutely have to do this!!

    MY guilty pleasure is to drop rts on nodes which have gorges next to em.
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  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    edited November 2004
    On ns_nancy, I had my entire team suited up with heavies, and told them to walk to mess. I then proceeded to block the vent with a CC and kill about 3/4 of them with the door.
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  • hawthornehawthorne Join Date: 2003-10-05 Member: 21460Members
    sieging aliens!!! i don't know why they're taking out. sieging aliens is like ++ fun for comm
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Completely dominating veil, beacon dropping HAs on the whiners, while the rest gets JPs and SGs. Sometimes there are suicides only 5 seconds later and even more whining aka :"I want a JP and a GL*whine*"
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  • GneralasGneralas Join Date: 2004-01-20 Member: 25523Members
    I like to get in and do nothing and when someone tries to vote me out i just get out then back in...it is quite fun.
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  • TheAdjTheAdj He demanded a cool forum title of some type. Join Date: 2004-05-03 Member: 28436Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-Alkiller+Nov 7 2004, 03:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Nov 7 2004, 03:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On ns_nancy, I had my entire team suited up with heavies, and told them to walk to mess. I then proceeded to block the vent with a CC and kill about 3/4 of them with the door. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ah hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha

    We have a winnar. Actually I do this to aliens on nancy all the time, drop a cc in the doorway then close the door on them. It's pretty hilarious to hear them go "WTH", especially when they don't know comms can close the doors on alien to kill them.
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  • SDJasonSDJason Join Date: 2003-05-29 Member: 16841Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Alkiller+Nov 7 2004, 03:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Nov 7 2004, 03:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> On ns_nancy, I had my entire team suited up with heavies, and told them to walk to mess. I then proceeded to block the vent with a CC and kill about 3/4 of them with the door. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I believe i was in on this game...and that, sir... was a fun time....

    ~Jason
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