You Know You Play Too Much Ns When....
AvengerX
Join Date: 2004-03-20 Member: 27459Banned
Join Date: 2004-03-20 Member: 27459Banned
you walk up to your car with a welder and start welding it... and wonder why its not getting fixed
you yell at the kid at the drinking fountain for taking too long and tell him to stop humping it
you curse the drinking fountain when it refuses to give you a med pack, even tho your very low on health and you've been humping it for 5 minutes now
you stand around a foggy manhole cover and curse the commander for not dropping you the bloody RT!
you run around attacking the neighbors dog with a knife cuz ya gotta get the knife kill
you examine your satelite dish at your house, because you think it might not be built yet cuz your home made fase gate isn't taking you to the hive your friend just set up.
and finally you know you play too much NS when....
you put your vacuum cleaner and think it'll make you fly because it sounds liek a JP
got any other good ones
you yell at the kid at the drinking fountain for taking too long and tell him to stop humping it
you curse the drinking fountain when it refuses to give you a med pack, even tho your very low on health and you've been humping it for 5 minutes now
you stand around a foggy manhole cover and curse the commander for not dropping you the bloody RT!
you run around attacking the neighbors dog with a knife cuz ya gotta get the knife kill
you examine your satelite dish at your house, because you think it might not be built yet cuz your home made fase gate isn't taking you to the hive your friend just set up.
and finally you know you play too much NS when....
you put your vacuum cleaner and think it'll make you fly because it sounds liek a JP
got any other good ones
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You know you're playing too much NS when...
...you stub your toe, and yell "Comm, medpack now!"
...you jump every time someone says "Oh no"
...you say at your son/daughter's birth "Ah, done gestating I see. You better be a Onos..."
edit: typo
Edit: <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=61524&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>Here</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=61524&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>is</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=29821&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>one</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=27476&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>and</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=24426&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>here's</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8780&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>another</a>. I could've sworn there were a lot more of these, but that's all I can find for now.
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I have seen that dream couple of times <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
when i get a new computer things will sort out again hopefully.
I think i saw last night dream where i was comming...
And also making one or writing to one of these
You're pointing a Pistol at your friends kidney and think nothing could happen because you think ff is off
...you wonder why you're cloaking upgrade isnt working when you walk into the girls locker room.
...when you try to get the cloaking upgrade.
...you walk out of your house with a fully automatic SMG and say "All Clear"
...when the cop pulls you over you say "My phase gate isnt working! I need to get to the hive quickly!"
...you bunny hop around when something gets too close to you.
...you call your boss the "Commander" and vote for an eject when he doesnt give you a raise. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
..youre gonna visit the zoo, your kids wanna take a closer look at the rhinoceros and you tell them to stay away from that little onos!
..you're wondering why you don't see any health or ammo HUD
..you're jumping down 5 stairs in as stairway and wonder yourself why you're injured
..you don't call 911 because you still hope the commander will drop you a medpack soon
..you're still laying in that stairway and wonder why the comm hasn't dropped you a medpack
..you're leaving your apt. with the words "Let's moveout"
..you see a beautiful girl and say to your best friend "now there's something you don't see every day...thank god"
..your boss comes in and you welcome him with the words "Alien spotted"
..you welcome him normal on the next day but you cannot hold your comment "we got hostiles"
..you're screaming at your girlfriend during a power failure when she turns on a flashlight. "TURN IT OFF!! THEY'LL SEE US!!"
..you can chuckle like a Kharaa <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I don't dream much, usually I collapse and drag my self into bed...
*collapses*
"Okay, time to sleep"
When you
... try to talk to the commander.
... make a fade costume.
... make a gorge plushie (but who wouldn't want a gorge plushie?).
... start making up names for the aliens, (Like PWNOS! or Skulkies).
When you go to rob a bank, but fall victim to the "redded out weapon" bug
Or
Join the NS forums.
...post repeatedly in the same topic >.<
...try to figure out the PSHB bug with some 'live-action role-play'.
told someone to stop humping the fudging urnal the other day...
tru story
you actually care about the game enough to go to its forums, click on and read a "You Know You Play Too Much Ns When...." thread.
...you ask your mother for an Onos egg for breakfast?
Edit: <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=61524&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>Here</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=61524&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>is</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=29821&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>one</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=27476&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>and</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=24426&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>here's</a> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8780&hl=too+much+ns' target='_blank'>another</a>. I could've sworn there were a lot more of these, but that's all I can find for now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Go look in Fan Fiction, or check the directory becuase I know there are a couple there.
maybe someone should make a master list!
"You know you play to much NS when you walk buy a guy with a new Z28 Camaro and mutter res****"
nanites
You aim at your friend to find out his name because you forgot
You dream of how awesome it would be if NS were real (i do it all the time)
You always check dark corners thinking there might be a hiding skulk
Steam crashes and you have a fit and destroy your computer
You would rather kill yourself than not play NS
nanites <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
HAHAHAH .....dang... thats the funnesty one ever.....fetch... thats good
thank you for posting that
You quiver in fear everytime your mom cleans the carpet (with a vacuum, that is).
You throw lit fireworks at your feet, to protect youself against that spider you just saw.
oh, thats good...
cookman wins , hands down <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
You know you play too much NS when....
you come on the forums, see a topic called "You know you play too much NS when....", and post
<!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->when you go on the forums and post in a topic called "You know you play too much NS when....<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
even though it's been posted like 5 times already <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
- Old mansion. Anyone played The Specialists? One of those maps, don't remember the name. Marine base was in library hall, second floor.
- Scan version 2. In combat, if someone takes scan, around him cloaking aliens aren't, well, cloaked. In my dream this made "PLING" voice (or something like that, I can't remember everything :/) when some alien came to the area where marine was.
- Big troll from Lord of the Rings. Slow as hell, got killed
- Hostage. Somehow, I was playing as a fade suddenly. Well, there was three marines, I blinked, attacked then I grapped one marine, as a hostage. They didnt shoot me. I woke up in this part. :/