The Half-life Haiku Thread

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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    "Twiddle Twiddle little bat how I wonder where your at."
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    You are a cheater!
    These are not Haiku's, you fools..
    Now go to your room. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Talesin is not three
    Say it with me: just "Tale - sin"
    You my friend are pwnt
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Tale-sin? That's stupid.
    Where does he get his name from?
    How do you know it?
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Sep 30 2004, 09:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Sep 30 2004, 09:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You are a cheater!
    These are not Haiku's, you fools..
    Now go to your room. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Is it Irony?
    Or is it merely a joke?
    I cannot decide.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Oct 1 2004, 12:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Oct 1 2004, 12:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Is it Irony?
    Or is it merely a joke?
    I cannot decide. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What are you saying?
    I didn't know I screwed up..
    Did I do mine bad?
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Sep 30 2004, 09:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Sep 30 2004, 09:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What are you saying?
    I didn't know I screwed up..
    Did I do mine bad? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No, yours was correct.
    I was pointing out humour
    In not using prose

    Urghhh....
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  • dr_ddr_d Join Date: 2003-03-28 Member: 14979Members
    edited September 2004
    One, two, three, four five,
    one, two, three, four, five, six, yeah,
    one, two, dadio.

    Snap, Crackle, pop, pop
    What's up with the crazy, ryhmes?
    Like, wow, man, groove

    Sticky, icky, green
    Bubbling water and smoke
    The world is now <!--emo&::hive::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/hive5.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='hive5.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Sep 30 2004, 06:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Sep 30 2004, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Oh! The nerve, the nerve!
    That such a grievous mistake
    Be long remembered <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Of all the bad ones,
    The Lork is by far the worst
    anem, I hate you.


    Oh, why? Why the Lork?
    Why not an Ornos? Or George?
    It had to be Lork.
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    edited October 2004
    The onos
    Resembles goat-se
    Delicious
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  • SoulSkorpionSoulSkorpion Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
    I see no haiku
    No mention of the seasons
    You bring shame on clan.
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Crono5788+Sep 30 2004, 06:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Crono5788 @ Sep 30 2004, 06:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Speakers blast the beat
    Testing my endurance and speed
    Don't miss the arrows! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <b>Yes.</b> <!--emo&::marine::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/marine.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='marine.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    <!--QuoteBegin-CommunistWithAGun+Sep 30 2004, 08:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CommunistWithAGun @ Sep 30 2004, 08:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The onos
    Resembles goat-se
    Delicious <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You are incorrect
    a haiku you have not done
    Five, seven, and five
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  • CommunistWithAGunCommunistWithAGun Local Propaganda Guy Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15953Members
    blah why did I think it was 3-5-3 :|
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  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-SoulSkorpion+Oct 1 2004, 12:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SoulSkorpion @ Oct 1 2004, 12:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I see no haiku
    No mention of the seasons
    You bring shame on clan. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    In icy winter
    Halflife 2 shall be released
    "Not", says Vivendi
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    edited October 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Sep 30 2004, 09:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Sep 30 2004, 09:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Tale-sin? That's stupid.
    Where does he get his name from?
    How do you know it? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I know Taliesin,
    A druid and King Arthur's bard.
    But "Talesin"? Dunno.
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    It is Talesin
    Two syllables? Not enough
    many are blinded.

    The three syllables
    reworked name from ages past
    to show my respect.

    Season words can hide
    as dust sleeping on a sill
    or rain in your face.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    I am the winner!
    My thought of three syllables
    Was shown as correct.
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  • TalesinTalesin Our own little well of hate Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
    edited October 2004
    When proven correct
    gloating can be most profound
    when saying nothing.
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Pure satisfaction
    Leads to a dangerous high:
    Judgement is impaired.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Revenge must be made,
    They mocked me when i was "wrong",
    Now they shall be mocked.
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    Eediot stands tall
    On pile of broken bodies.
    He lights up a cig.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Big wasp in my room
    Killed with textbook of justice
    Ew! Wasp guts on wall!

    Eediot is win
    Haiku needs not good grammer
    He am teh winz0r

    OMG j00 n00b!
    We need shirtguns cornmander!
    AAAH! F4! F4!

    This isn't Haiku
    Haiku speaks of the seasons
    Do I really care?
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  • SnidelySnidely Join Date: 2003-02-04 Member: 13098Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Nil_IQ+Oct 1 2004, 05:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nil_IQ @ Oct 1 2004, 05:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This isn't Haiku
    Haiku speaks of the seasons
    Do I really care? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bah. Seasons, schmeasons.
    Who cares what it's meant to be?
    Certainly not me.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    Nor me, I don't care -
    It's not as if these are real,
    They're just fake haiku's.

    Designed to be fun,
    And can be any topic,
    Even caek and pai.
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    Lo Bob, you have pai?
    Yes, mmm, pie, pie is gooood, mmmm
    Pie pie pie pie pie
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  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    My first Haiku is
    Work in progress...
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    In Sven Coop (lets just say sven is 2 syllables... I mean no one knows how to pronounce it anyways),
    A monster I could not find.
    It was "vortigern".

    Tan and purple hides
    It used a lightning attack
    Now it is gone? What?

    Someone find me a
    screenshot, of this beast, will you?
    It has vanished... why?


    Seriously, I can't find a pic of this thing.
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  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited October 2004
    P-Jof, my good man,
    'Sven' is one.. And the beast's pic?
    It's a voltigore!

    <a href='http://home.t-online.de/home/320045329588/opalien6.jpg' target='_blank'>http://home.t-online.de/home/320045329588/opalien6.jpg</a>
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  • CMEastCMEast Join Date: 2002-05-19 Member: 632Members
    PS I'm back again
    reincarnated next month
    By PC and Broadband

    A haiku isnt,
    without some cherry blossoms...
    Maybe a crowbar

    When inserting <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
    Just how many syllables
    do they represent

    Alien Ambush!
    Aurora Borealis
    Aimed at Avatar
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