<!--QuoteBegin-WhiteZero+Sep 30 2004, 09:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WhiteZero @ Sep 30 2004, 09:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> You see? This is a horrible idea now. People are now just posting corrections to other peoples haikus, when the correction dosent even match haiku criteria anyway.
*slaps forhead*
Someone just delete this damn thread. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> The thread is chaos. All semblence of control gone. Just sit back and watch.
When a mod locks this, I bet he posts a haiku. It's just too tempting.
EDIT:
I look at the screen And realisation dawns: I've two thousand posts.
<!--QuoteBegin-Red Wizard+Sep 30 2004, 12:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Red Wizard @ Sep 30 2004, 12:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This is my crowbar Many others are like it But this one is mine <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Or: as a suggestionto improve flow
This is my crowbar There may be many like it But this one is mine
<!--QuoteBegin-marce+Sep 30 2004, 08:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (marce @ Sep 30 2004, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> worker bees can leave even drones can fly away the queen is their slave
anyone remember this? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--> Good job for posting a non-Hal-Life related haiku that you didn't even make up, from a movie we've all seen. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Ahem.
But why the crowbar? Black Mesa had the money For a lifting 'bot.
Headcrabs want some love They are just hugging your face Hurts them more than you
Half-Life 2's not out I'd kill myself but I can't 'Cause then I can't play
To the test chamber! We're testing a new thingie Should be lots of fun
I live right near Valve I should just walk over there And grab me some Source
I'm in Source beta Unfortunately, CS I found a bug though
<!--QuoteBegin-eediot+Sep 30 2004, 05:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (eediot @ Sep 30 2004, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Talesin is three, Say it with me: Ta-Le-Sin, I think three is right. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> Talesin may be three, But once, a forumite said Tailspin. That is two.
Oh! The nerve, the nerve! That such a grievous mistake Be long remembered <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Comments
Called Nem to put a stop
His own thread flopped
I hope I did it right..
*slaps forhead*
Someone just delete this damn thread. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
The thread is chaos.
All semblence of control gone.
Just sit back and watch.
When a mod locks this,
I bet he posts a haiku.
It's just too tempting.
EDIT:
I look at the screen
And realisation dawns:
I've two thousand posts.
make haste, delete my topic...
for I have been foiled.
What am I to do?
The first post has no content...
Please, tell me the rules.
In the test chamber...
A terrible accident...
I stubbed my big toe.
Why is this thing here?
A crowbar lies on the floor...
It seems out of place.
The man speaks strangely,
offers me another job...
Refusal means death.
Persued by monsters and marines,
I escape to Xen.
In this vast abyss
I hope to find redemption.
What does it look like?
should only stop when it has
no further reason.
Besides, some admins
have had far too much practice
speaking in haiku.
I got him to follow me
Then I crowbar'd him
Otis, the fat guard
He packs a desert eagle
Much hurt from FF
Headcrabs bother me
They try to suck at my brain
Mighty crowbar smack
Many others are like it
But this one is mine
Many others are like it
But this one is mine <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or: as a suggestionto improve flow
This is my crowbar
There may be many like it
But this one is mine
Haiku is teh roxx0rness
LOLOL
I just type a line
normally, then try to change
it to haiku form
that haiku sucked lots
it didn't really work well
but neither does this
Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Yes
Haiku, Haiku, Yes?
Darkened corridor
Glock pistol with flashlight on
What waits in the dark?
at whacking headcrabs he was best
While marines were dropping in
on a grenade he pulled a pin
and let god sort out the rest
Haiku's can be fun
They demand a strict measure
Limericks are best
Valve/vivendi stop fighting
release half life 2
Big Hungry Onos
Why do you have to eat me
Please spit me out now
I read until my eyes bleed.
Still must reply.
HL2 is delayed,
delayed delayed forever more,
call Mr. Derek Smart.
Sorry if they don't conform. English isn't my native language.
Went to pub crawl without me
B*****s B*****s B*****s argh.
Now I write Haiku
I should be drinking instead
Ho hum, I hate life
Friend just called me up
Party at his hall, much beer
Woot woot woot woot woot
(true story, just happened in the last 10 minutes)
Now i'm off for beer
I will see you nubs later
drunkeness awaits
Accessed by a monorail cab
They opened a portal
And let out a chortle
Then they met a head crab
no no maybe no no no
no no no no yes
i dunno you make sense of it
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
anyone remember this?
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
anyone remember this? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Good job for posting a non-Hal-Life related haiku that you didn't even make up, from a movie we've all seen. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Ahem.
But why the crowbar?
Black Mesa had the money
For a lifting 'bot.
Headcrabs want some love
They are just hugging your face
Hurts them more than you
Half-Life 2's not out
I'd kill myself but I can't
'Cause then I can't play
To the test chamber!
We're testing a new thingie
Should be lots of fun
I live right near Valve
I should just walk over there
And grab me some Source
I'm in Source beta
Unfortunately, CS
I found a bug though
I ready my shotgun for it
My toaster combusts
Speakers blast the beat
Testing my endurance and speed
Don't miss the arrows!
Teacher nears my desk
Time spent playing now haunts me
Fire drill rescues.
I am going to
Probably play ESF
Or maybe NS
You all made me remember.
I cannot count.
Halo ammo looks like candy bars
Wort wort wort wort wort!
like that? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
A year has passed now,
Why? Because gaben.
COMMANDO I NEED SHIRTGUN
THERSE LORK ON TEH CLORF
Defense chambers first?
It's been that day since day one
Let's try something else
Halo ammo looks like candy bars
Wort wort wort wort wort!
like that? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Actually, no. You suck at Haiku.
575! 5 syllables, 7, then 5.
575! 5 syllables, 7, then 5. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo--> ouch.
Talesin is 2 and tiny is 2 right?
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9<!--c2--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--ec2-->
9 syllables.
Say it with me: Ta-Le-Sin,
I think three is right.
Say it with me: Ta-Le-Sin,
I think three is right. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Talesin may be three,
But once, a forumite said
Tailspin. That is two.
That such a grievous mistake
Be long remembered <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/sad-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
It made hazardous areas moot
He swung a mean crowbar
At aliens here and thar
And killed their leader to boot!