Parental Controls: The Truth About Pornography

UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Wow, just wow.</div> <a href='http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/NEW%20Comics/pc/index.htm' target='_blank'>Parental Controls: The Truth About Pornography</a>

Ok, before I post this link, you need to realize that I am a Christian, and I can applaud what they are trying to do. But just read the comics, they're hillarious! I especially like the homosexuality one. The ambulance driver out of no where says, "Kid, I used to be ****!" Hehehe, oh man, these are great!
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  • Rapier7Rapier7 Join Date: 2004-02-05 Member: 26108Members
    I really don't see what was so funny about that.

    It's weird, sometimes I get an urge to look at pr0n, and then after about...10 minutes worth, I don't think about it for like, 3 months.

    Damn my hormones.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Rapier7+Sep 22 2004, 07:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rapier7 @ Sep 22 2004, 07:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I really don't see what was so funny about that.

    It's weird, sometimes I get an urge to look at pr0n, and then after about...10 minutes worth, I don't think about it for like, 3 months.

    Damn my hormones. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    SINNER!
  • TheCheeseStandsAloneTheCheeseStandsAlone Join Date: 2003-10-18 Member: 21768Members
    Exposure is a very beneficial aspect of a childs development so long as the presented situation is DEBUNKED AND DISCUSSED WITH A PARENT FIGURE.
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    Oh yeah, The Truth for Youth is weird...

    DO I SMELL PHOTOSHOP THREAD?
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    Oh man. That just blow me away right now.

    Can't think of a better example for: "trying it to hard!"
  • AlkillerAlkiller Join Date: 2004-05-23 Member: 28847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I say if enjoying porno pix is <b>wrong</b>, then I don't want to be <b>right</b>!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    AMEN!
  • BijiyBijiy Fantastic Damage Join Date: 2003-11-28 Member: 23697Members
    I'm watching some right now.
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    The internet is a great way for kids to explore uhm... their reproductive facilities.

    I went to a christian youth group once (biggest mistake - ever), and this guy goes up and does an enormous lecture on how he sinned so much by using prono. Wow. It's not a sin, it's part of your development. I don't even want to mention the torture of the "prayer session" aka sit in a f-ing circle for 15 minutes bored stiff. /christ. for me

    It's a shame how such awesome artistic talent is wasted on this trash.
  • PerditionPerdition Join Date: 2004-07-02 Member: 29692Members
    This looks like the work of a mormon.
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Alkiller+Sep 22 2004, 07:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Alkiller @ Sep 22 2004, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I say if enjoying porno pix is <b>wrong</b>, then I don't want to be <b>right</b>!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    AMEN! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    indeed! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    edited September 2004
    I've decided that this is the wrong place for this.
  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    edited September 2004
    Um...am I the only one here who thinks that regardless of your religion or lack thereof, you shouldn't be viewing such sexually explicit material because it's taking away from time you could be *gasp!* <i>interacting with real living humans</i>?

    [edit]And don't even try to give me a "but unless it's cartoon they really are living people" excuse. It doesn't matter if you indirectly know them in person because they graduated from the same high school as you and went on to run for governor of California. You know what I'm talking about when I say "real living humans."
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    They have comics against Rock musik..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

    I love these guys... no matter how hard they try... no one ever listens to them.
  • camO_ocamO_o Join Date: 2004-04-19 Member: 28028Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Sep 22 2004, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Sep 22 2004, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Um...am I the only one here who thinks that regardless of your religion or lack thereof, you shouldn't be viewing such sexually explicit material because it's taking away from time you could be *gasp!* <i>interacting with real living humans</i>? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Dude. What planet are you from?
  • RabbiSatanRabbiSatan Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14562Members, Constellation
    Jack Chick has competition!
  • TheCheeseStandsAloneTheCheeseStandsAlone Join Date: 2003-10-18 Member: 21768Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Sep 22 2004, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Sep 22 2004, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Um...am I the only one here who thinks that regardless of your religion or lack thereof, you shouldn't be viewing such sexually explicit material because it's taking away from time you could be *gasp!* <i>interacting with real living humans</i>?

    [edit]And don't even try to give me a "but unless it's cartoon they really are living people" excuse. It doesn't matter if you indirectly know them in person because they graduated from the same high school as you and went on to run for governor of California. You know what I'm talking about when I say "real living humans." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not really, In fact unless you are really serious with someone you shouldn't even have sex with them. Porn can be alot better than casual sex because well, porno will not get pregnant, porno will not give you and STD, and porno does not want a phone call every 2 hours.
  • PerditionPerdition Join Date: 2004-07-02 Member: 29692Members
    I look at porn usually late at night, I don't know many human beings who like to be interacted with late at night for no reason at all.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 22 2004, 06:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 22 2004, 06:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DO I SMELL PHOTOSHOP THREAD? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    YES YOU DO!


    I hereby declare it open season on all anti-porn ads!

    I am fundamentally against anyone trying to take the great institution of pornography out of our schools and away from the homless & needy. Pornography: A great tradition since the 1820's!
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Sep 22 2004, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Sep 22 2004, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Um...am I the only one here who thinks that regardless of your religion or lack thereof, you shouldn't be viewing such sexually explicit material because it's taking away from time you could be *gasp!* <i>interacting with real living humans</i>?

    [edit]And don't even try to give me a "but unless it's cartoon they really are living people" excuse. It doesn't matter if you indirectly know them in person because they graduated from the same high school as you and went on to run for governor of California. You know what I'm talking about when I say "real living humans." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You've NEVER looked at porn? NEVER? That's admirable, and I commend you for it. I'd disagree though...any kind of humans you can interact with around midnight are either

    A) High from lack of sleep
    or
    B) Drunk from a long night of Barhopping.
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    edited September 2004
    <span style='color:orange'>[post]</span>

    [edit - really more of a discussion topic, tbh...]

    <span style='color:orange'>Yep, glad you realized it. If you think it's a valid enough topic to go to the Discussion forums with, go ahead. But posting what you did here would throw this thread on too far of a tangent.</span>
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-DOOManiac+Sep 22 2004, 07:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DOOManiac @ Sep 22 2004, 07:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 22 2004, 06:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 22 2004, 06:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DO I SMELL PHOTOSHOP THREAD? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    YES YOU DO!


    I hereby declare it open season on all anti-porn ads!

    I am fundamentally against anyone trying to take the great institution of pornography out of our schools and away from the homless & needy. Pornography: A great tradition since the 1820's! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    here we have a picture of stone age porn

    <span style='color:orange'>*msPaint picture of blatantly disproportionate female stick figure structure removed.* You seem to have missed the point of Doom's photoshop challenge to make fun of anti-porn ads...Tread lightly, future satire artist posters of this thread.</span>
  • UZiUZi Eight inches of C4 between the legs. Join Date: 2003-02-20 Member: 13767Members
    <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 22 2004, 08:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 22 2004, 08:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DO I SMELL PHOTOSHOP THREAD? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You smelled right.

    [EDIT] See <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=81457&view=findpost&p=1252112' target='_blank'>this</a> thread.
  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-Marik_Steele+Sep 22 2004, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Sep 22 2004, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Um...am I the only one here who thinks that regardless of your religion or lack thereof, you shouldn't be viewing such sexually explicit material because it's taking away from time you could be *gasp!* <i>interacting with real living humans</i>?

    [edit]And don't even try to give me a "but unless it's cartoon they really are living people" excuse.  It doesn't matter if you indirectly know them in person because they graduated from the same high school as you and went on to run for governor of California.  You know what I'm talking about when I say "real living humans." <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    /standard response

    I just don't give a f*** what anyone else thinks.

    /me <3 atheism
  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+Sep 22 2004, 07:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Sep 22 2004, 07:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 22 2004, 08:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 22 2004, 08:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DO I SMELL PHOTOSHOP THREAD? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You smelled right. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *coughcoughhackupalung* *points to thread labeled* "Who's up for some Photoshop?"

    */cough*
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 22 2004, 09:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 22 2004, 09:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-CForrester+Sep 22 2004, 07:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Sep 22 2004, 07:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-docchimpy+Sep 22 2004, 08:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (docchimpy @ Sep 22 2004, 08:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> DO I SMELL PHOTOSHOP THREAD? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You smelled right. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *coughcoughhackupalung* *points to thread labeled* "Who's up for some Photoshop?"

    */cough* <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Sorry, I was in this thread the whole time, I didn't see it. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->
  • AmbassadorAmbassador Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13942Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Perdition Flamethrower+Sep 22 2004, 07:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Perdition Flamethrower @ Sep 22 2004, 07:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This looks like the work of a mormon. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As being a mormon myself.........I agree.
  • ChronoChrono Local flyboy Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18989Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Bijiy+Sep 22 2004, 05:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bijiy @ Sep 22 2004, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I'm watching some right now. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    bijiy your anime doesnt count <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->


    ZIIIIIIING
  • CronosCronos Join Date: 2002-10-18 Member: 1542Members
    Personally I think it's the work of a blithering idiot. Reasonable amounts of pr0n are good for anyone. It's when it dominates your sexual and personal life does it truly become a problem.
  • KungFuSquirrelKungFuSquirrel Basher of Muttons Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 103Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Anyone who has had the pleasure of driving US 151 somewhere between Cedar Rapids, IA and Madison, WI (recently, at least) should have the joy of the porn shop (the Adult SuperStore or something) preceded in one direction by a giant black billboard saying: "JESUS! The Adult Super-Savior!" I can't help but laugh at how absolutely absurd that billboard is...
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