Avp The Movie = Pile Of Garbage

V_MANV_MAN V-MAN Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6217Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">Glad I didn't actually pay to see it tho</div> Ergh I suspected it was gonna suck but ergh! just ERGH!!!!

Thought I would give it the benefit of the doubt but ERGH!!!!!!

So many things wrong with this film, preds don't look like preds with their masks off they have some sorta cheesy human style mouth now and sound like a lion or tiger <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

They ain't tall enough to be preds an look fat.....

Well played Paul 'Nob Cheese' Anderson you can kiss your directing career goodbye <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin-fix.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin-fix.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Way way way to much cheapo CGI aliens looked really fake bad animation etc

On the plus side it had 'Spud' outa Trainspotting in it
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  • TommyVercettiTommyVercetti Join Date: 2003-02-10 Member: 13390Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Yep, there was a thread about how terrible AvP is back when it first came out. I agree.
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    In all honesty, AvP wasn't as bad as i expected, but that's not to say it wasn't a steaming bag of shite, however.

    The Predators were too weak, i mean, two of them were taken down by a single alien. The Xenos are fighting for survival and such, the Predators are supposed to be a powerful race of exceptionally skilled hunters, even if they were young hunters, i still feel they should have stood more of a chance than that.

    They also seemed exceptionally beefy. Not fat per se, but extremely big and muscley, they lacked any speed or grace, which sucked.

    The main thing that got me though was the whole buddy-buddy thing with the last Predator and the last human survivor. Sure, she killed a single xeno, whoop-de-f**king-doo, he still would have taken her head for polishing, let alone let her tag along.
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  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-esuna+Sep 15 2004, 06:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (esuna @ Sep 15 2004, 06:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> The main thing that got me though was the whole buddy-buddy thing with the last Predator and the last human survivor. Sure, she killed a single xeno, whoop-de-f**king-doo, he still would have taken her head for polishing, let alone let her tag along. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh that was the tip of the iceberg. As my cousin, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

    And yes, the predators were all a bunch of little schoolgirls, found in a fight, in my opinion. Took their ferociousness away completely. And the ridiculosously long 'wristblades'? Wth? I mean... Predators are supposed to have some honor rules. I dbout it's great honor to hack and slash with a 2 meter long blade.

    And the super-strong-yet-light predator blades from 1 and 2 dissapeared. In Avp, they melted by touching the acid. Ha.. Ha.. Ha...

    As you can see, my favorite species are the predators, from these movies. But that doesn't mean I'm particularly in favor of one of them. It's just that this movie messed up just about everything it could. And more!

    Grrrrr...

    EDIT: What I particularly hate with these new movies are the "awesome-new-additions", like the stupid sound of the queen or the aliens.. Or predators, for that matter. They all sounded alike to me. Like a zoo. Bah.
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    I like the SeaLab 2021 episode where they joke on that movie... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    Anyways I think the movie really did great with one thing:

    blackening the names of three of the greatest SciFi horror films:
    <i>Alien
    Aliens <-- inspired NS and StarCraft
    Predator</i>
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  • StarchyStarchy Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15727Members, Constellation
    edited September 2004
    I'm truly shocked (!!)
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  • XilentshadowXilentshadow Join Date: 2004-04-01 Member: 27657Members
    i made a small 4 minute movie as a spoof of it with my avp mcfarlane figures. It has the elder predator jacking off, and jar jar. It also has paul anderson as buzz lightyear. It bashes everything wrong with the movie. The sad part is, no hosting.
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  • RenegadeRenegade Old school Join Date: 2002-03-29 Member: 361Members
    edited September 2004
    <!--QuoteBegin-silent_shadow900+Sep 15 2004, 12:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (silent_shadow900 @ Sep 15 2004, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> i made a small 4 minute movie as a spoof of it with my avp mcfarlane figures. It has the elder predator jacking off, and jar jar. It also has paul anderson as buzz lightyear. It bashes everything wrong with the movie. The sad part is, no hosting. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There's a reason it's not hosted.

    Post 1400!!!
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  • XilentshadowXilentshadow Join Date: 2004-04-01 Member: 27657Members
    no host because i canceled my site.
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  • TheNewOneTheNewOne Join Date: 2004-09-09 Member: 31565Members
    Well we are still waiting to see a release in australia of AVP
    How long ago did it actully come out...?
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  • SinSpawnSinSpawn Harbinger of Suffering Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8359Members
    Its like Final Fantasy:Spirits Within imo (for me) although I haven't seen AVP, you just expect it to be good based on previous production/products, but still a let down.

    Still I wanna see it (rather not pay though)

    *now that I think of it..'Open Water' was awfuL! I left near the end of the movie to catch the bus home...
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  • esunaesuna Rock Bottom Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15175Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin-SinSpawn+Sep 16 2004, 11:02 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SinSpawn @ Sep 16 2004, 11:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Its like Final Fantasy:Spirits Within imo (for me) although I haven't seen AVP, you just expect it to be good based on previous production/products, but still a let down.

    Still I wanna see it (rather not pay though)

    *now that I think of it..'Open Water' was awfuL! I left near the end of the movie to catch the bus home... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I actually really liked FF: Spirits Within. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Wow, the Predator gets owned in like every single fight with the aliens except maybe 3.
    I didn't watch the end, by the way. At the time where the Predator was like letting that woman live, and letting her follow it, I just left my cousins to watch it, and went to get a drink.
    After a while I come back, and freaking they're practically kissing each other. This movie sickens me. ):
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