Hello From The 907th

Frank_BlackFrank_Black Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4093Members
in NS General Discussion
Hey guys,

Just want to say hello from the guys over at the 907th. Damn this is a good game, and as a DoD teamplay Guild it's perfect for us, so when you see us in game give us a >S< salute and we'll back you up.

btw, here's Freud's take on NS...

Great game, but very phallic, most likely designed by a bunch of sexually frustrated geeks. This is the kind of game Freud would have a great time with.

Here you have an aliens species that is born from a giant sphincter that is attached to a massive womb like thing... or as some players refer to it... a Giant testicle. The macho Marines come charging in with the intent of subduing the creature known as the gorge... this creature represents the fertile female (that has her **obscenity** always up in the air) who's sole purpose is to reproduce on a mass scale. What she reproduces are not so approachable spiked orbs that offend the marines with their raunchy perfume. The Marines are quite often trapped in the webs of the gorge, which is most likely marriage. The webs are insidious, and hard to break free from. Notice the sense of relief you feel once you escape and can subdue more Gorge's. The Oral fixation in NS is represented by the nasty little Skulk. This alien will sneak up on you from all sides and with just one chomp can render you useless, sound familiar? The Onos is an overbearing mother that does not allow the Marines to advance past it and will use throw their weight at them, preventing them from seeking the main objective... the womb... or Giant testicle. Destroying the Giant testicle is the ultimate challenge for the Marines because once they do so, it represents the ultimate denial of homosexuality and true expression of the young adolescent testosterone single male.
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