Daily Mail-o-matic!

twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">Could the Germans give the Queen cancer?</div> Everyone (in Britain) knows how ace the Daily Mail is, it being the very paragon of unbiased, IN NO WAY SENSATIONALLY EMBELLISHED journalism, but with internet technology we can now predict the headlines of tomorrow - today!

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  • ThinGThinG Lord of wub and vlaai Join Date: 2003-04-11 Member: 15400Members, Reinforced - Supporter
    Too few verbs and nouns, but funny nonetheless.
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    <i><b>DO LESBIANS LEAD YOUR PENSION ASTRAY?</b></i>

    I think we should be told.
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  • Seph_KimaraSeph_Kimara Join Date: 2003-08-10 Member: 19359Members
    <b>COULD IMMIGRANTS GIVE YOUR MORTGAGE CANCER?</b>

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  • UnCriticalUnCritical Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 73Members, Constellation
    One of the few versions of this game/trend/thing I've laughed at <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <b>WILL LESBIANS INFECT THE CONSERVATIVES WITH AIDS?</b>

    Haha.
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  • BigMadSteveBigMadSteve Join Date: 2003-02-12 Member: 13472Members
    COULD SINGLE MOTHERS INFECT YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?

    Hmm. Does sound a lot like the Daily Mail though <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    <b><!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->COULD THE LEFT KILL YOUR HOUSE?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--></b>

    I am never turning left again.
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  • AfrAfr Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16240Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    WILL THE GERMANS IMPREGNATE THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
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  • enf0rcerenf0rcer intrigued... Join Date: 2003-03-16 Member: 14584Members
    DO THE FRENCH IMPREGNATE YOUR HOUSE?

    would explain the sudden outburst of french toast.
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  • antifreezeantifreeze The guy with the goods&#33; Join Date: 2003-05-12 Member: 16232Members, Constellation
    <b>DO THE GERMANS DESTROY YOUR PENSION?</b>

    Wouldn't supprise me. And i think after that comment Nem will probably ban me <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <b>COULD SINGLE MOTHERS DESTROY THE QUEEN?</b>

    Depends if they got the drop on her.

    <b>COULD KEN LIVINGSTONE GIVE THE ELDERLY CANCER?</b>

    Uh, possibly.

    <b>WILL TEENAGE SEX GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?</b>

    I really really hope not, for the sake of the swans if nothing else.

    <b>WILL KEN LIVINGSTONE INFECT YOUR HOUSE WITH AIDS?</b>

    Once again I really hope not....

    <b>DOES GORDON BROWN IMPREGNATE THE ELDERLY?</b>

    Thanks for that mental image. Really, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway. <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • jumpingjodajumpingjoda Join Date: 2003-12-14 Member: 24367Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    COULD CHRIS MORRIS INFECT THE MEMORY OF DIANA WITH AIDS?
    Would be horrible!

    DOES POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS CANCER?
    Good thing i have no children.

    COULD ALASTAIR CAMPBELL RIP OFF BRITAIN'S SWANS?
    Terror?

    WILL POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IMPREGNATE BRITAIN'S SWANS?
    To hell with this devilish correctness!
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  • WheeeeWheeee Join Date: 2003-02-18 Member: 13713Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    edited July 2004
    <b>COULD G4YS CHEAT BRITISH JUSTICE?</b>

    hmm...

    <b>WILL CHRIS MORRIS IMPREGNATE BRITISH JUSTICE?</b>

    <b>COULD TEACHERS RUIN THE ELDERLY?</b>
    finally! proof those dastardly teachers aren't all that they seem!

    <b>DOES TEENAGE SEX DEFRAUD THE COUNTRYSIDE?</b>
    O_O

    <b>WILL LESBIANS STRIP THE CONSERVATIVES OF ALL DIGNITY?</b>
    again, o_O

    and finally, what we've all been waiting to find out,
    <b>WILL FEMINISM RUIN THE COUNTRYSIDE?</b>
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  • twoflowtwoflow Singing Drunk Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 1950Members, Constellation
    Ha ha, didn't see any Chris Morris ones before. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <b>WILL SATIRICAL PAEDOPHILIA SKETCHES INCREASE CHANNEL 4'S RATINGS?</b>
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  • eric_teric_t Join Date: 2004-03-18 Member: 27393Banned
    COULD SINGLE MOTHERS IMPREGNATE YOUR DAUGHTERS?
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  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <b>DO THE FRENCH KILL THE ELDERLY?</b>

    <b>DOES KEN LIVINGSTONE INFECT CLIFF RICHARD WITH AIDS?</b>
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  • LittleToeLittleToe Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19163Members
    DOES TEENAGE SEX ROB THE ELDERLY


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  • LokeTheSleekPeruvianLokeTheSleekPeruvian Join Date: 2003-08-21 Member: 20054Members
    <b>WILL THE FRENCH GIVE THE QUEEN CANCER?</b>
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  • SkySky Join Date: 2004-04-23 Member: 28131Members
    <b>WILL LESBIANS DESTROY YOUR HOUSE?</b>
    I wish....I mean what?

    <b>WILL TEENAGE SEX SCROUNGE OFF THE CHURCH?</b>
    Well, I wouldn't say <i>teenage</i> sex....
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Flint Paper+Jul 26 2004, 10:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flint Paper @ Jul 26 2004, 10:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Ha ha, didn't see any Chris Morris ones before. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

    <b>WILL SATIRICAL PAEDOPHILIA SKETCHES INCREASE CHANNEL 4'S RATINGS?</b> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I DARE SAY YES.
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  • BeastBeast Armonkyi Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15731Members, Constellation
    edited July 2004
    ROFLMTO XD!! XD
    XD I'm laughing so muhch I'm crying <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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  • SupernornSupernorn Best. Picture. Ever. Made. Ever. Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7608Members, Constellation
    Will Immigrants Hurt your daughters?

    Could teenage sex rip off the memory of Diana?

    Could the unions strip the church of all dignity?

    Does Greenpeace inpregnate the church?

    Do the germans hurt cliff richard?

    Could Ken Livingstone Infect the police with AIDS?

    Do teachers cheat the church?

    Will asylum seekers destroy Michael Howard?

    Does Chris Morris strip your daughers of all dignity?
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  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    WILL TEENAGE SEX IMPREGNATE THE QUEEN?

    WILL LESBIANS GIVE ENGLAND CANCER?

    COULD GREENPEACE INFECT YOUR PENSION WITH AIDS?

    DO LESBIANS KILL THE MIDDLE CLASS?

    COULD CHANNEL 4 KILL ENGLAND?

    DO ASYLUM SEEKERS GIVE YOUR HOUSE CANCER?
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  • docchimpydocchimpy Join Date: 2003-07-19 Member: 18266Members
    DO SINGLE MOTHERS STRIP THE MIDDLE CLASS OF ALL DIGNITY?

    I don't know...

    DOES POLITICAL COrRECTNESS LEAD CLIFF RICHARD ASTRAY?

    I dunno who Cliff is, but Political Correctness is confusing enough to lead anyone astray.

    DO THE FRENCH KILL YOUR HOUSE?

    I knew it! All those years of losing battles and running from wars, all in preparation to KILL MY HOUSE!!!!

    COULD TONY BLAIR KILL THE MIDDLE CLASS?

    By sending them off to war, I suppose.

    COULD PAEDOPHILES KILL THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

    I don't think I should say anything for this one.

    WILL IMMIGRANTS ROB YOUR HOUSE BLIND?

    Yes.

    That's all for now.
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  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    lmao

    Stupid british news. Everything is over dramatised and a farce.

    Still amusing nonetheless.
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  • TequilaTequila Join Date: 2003-08-13 Member: 19660Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Defiance+Jul 27 2004, 11:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Defiance @ Jul 27 2004, 11:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stupid british news. Everything is over dramatised and a farce.

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    Oh, it's <i>so</i> different in other countries.
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  • DefianceDefiance Join Date: 2003-12-01 Member: 23847Members
    <!--QuoteBegin-Tequila+Jul 27 2004, 02:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Tequila @ Jul 27 2004, 02:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-Defiance+Jul 27 2004, 11:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Defiance @ Jul 27 2004, 11:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Stupid british news. Everything is over dramatised and a farce.

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Oh, it's <i>so</i> different in other countries. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    True, but Britian is the worst when it comes to the news, in this regard.
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