Quote Of The Day Thread!

the_hole · July 2004

<div class="IPBDescription">ADD YOUR OWN QOD'S!</div> Seriously, give me MT, resupply, weapons1, shotty, GL, and I'll clean up until a higher lifeform comes up. And if two or three other marines get MT first, they won't get the chance.

Here's another good one.

<Prodigy> What kind of **** jump is that?!
<Kevlar Gorilla> It's a jump and a strafe, I just made it up.

yeah k..

SillyGoose · July 2004

supersonik, electronik...

Holymight · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (SillyGoose @ Jul 23 2004, 10:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>supersonik, electronik...</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
and we have a winnar! actually, now i have that crazy song stuck in my head.

The_IRS · July 2004

HOW DO I NS???

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Delarosa · July 2004

<korinne> cows would live a lot longer if they werent made out of steaks and leather

the_hole · July 2004

<Maarlo> I don't remember a beta 4.. Why the hell are we skipping from beta 3 to beta 5? ...

<Prodigy> Maarlo, you're an idiot.

<Maarlo> LOOK ON THE WEBSITE! VERSION 3 BETA 3. VERSION 3 BETA 4......
....
....
oh

douchebagatron · July 2004

oh the quotes. so many i have. first ill start with a couple from my calculus teacher:

"a**scissors."

"they are the a**."

one from a pasty white kid in one of my classes:

"im a black ni****."

that one got him in trouble.

a few from me:

"if dumb was a sin, youd be in hell right now."

"in the future we will all be lesbians. we must begin stockpiling our jizz."

one i heard somewhere:

"whats the motto? whats the motto with you!"

ZiGGY · July 2004

slug catch the hive!

CommunistWithAGun · July 2004

ME BRAIN HURT GOOD

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Omega_Death · July 2004

At a Meeting of the United Nations Winston Churchill was confronted by another leader while he was slightly intoxicated.
"You sir are drunk." Says the other leader.
"Yes madam I am, but you are ulgy. Tomorrow I will be sober, but tomorrow you will still be ugly."

"Do not needlessly endanger your lives, Until I give the signal"
-Dwight D Eisenhower

ANdreW1 · July 2004

OMJ!!CORNMANDER GAVE ERS SAME SHIRTGONS!!WE GATS A LORK ON TEH CLORF!!

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Garet_Jax · July 2004

'NSPlayer' sees a couple of HA marines...

"OMG THEY HAVE ROBOTS!"

L3G · July 2004

Map: co_pulse

<NSPlayer> Commendar I neds a shoty!

the_hole · July 2004

OHH!! I GOT A GOOD ONE!

...

<span style='color:red'>***LOCKED***</span>

Tassadar · July 2004

nR|Neon:
just wanne say that i hate scripters fu all to they who use blink/swipe scripts and leap/bite scripts.
i just played and how ever i saw f...ing scripters
to all admins, use
blockscript 1
and i don't want to hear i only got 3 fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blablabla
to all scripter fu fu fu
and this is how it's ment to be
scripters ruin the game i am so sick of the laming scripters make it like all others use your fingers to do those combos
and if i ever see flying skulks on my server they'll be banned for ever!
plz remove this combos that u can fly with skulks and to swipe during blinking.
i know this was often said but plz put this into reality!!!!!!!!
and to all how answer crap like:
scripts are useful; i just got 3 fingers, and so on fu i dont want to hear that!
see u all.

You have to take special notice to this construction:
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("nR|Neon")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>to all scripter fu fu fu</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

oh the good old vet-program <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

Ride · July 2004

DragonMech · July 2004

Not only is this a quote of the day, it's a quote made today:
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NEO_Phyte @ Jul 23 2004, 12:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"commander, i need clean pants"</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

NEO_Phyte · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Jul 23 2004, 01:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Not only is this a quote of the day, it's a quote made today:
</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NEO_Phyte @ Jul 23 2004, 12:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"commander, i need clean pants"</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
w00t

semipsychotic · July 2004

I've been collecting some of these. Not all are related to NS, but all are real.

[Jett]-Giant-
"As soon as I can see, I'll take the point."
(Over voice comms, we were both CT's on cs_siege, flashbang just exploded nearby)

[Offensive]Support-
"ladders are haxo4 sticky tape"
(he was a lerk)

[Offensive]Suppport-
"not like its a computer crash and u los everything and your computer goes bewm"
(referring to the ns_lost crash)

Hitman[On|E]-
"OMG IM DEAD BACON!"
(A joke about the commander's distress beacon spam)

Doug Lombardi-
"That said, the very first thing happening after the release of Half-Life 2 involves much tequila. "
(during an interview with some website)

Gabe Newell-
"Half-Life 3 won't be another five year project, or the team will kill me."
(an e-mail)

Rick Ellis-
"We mark Summer's start and end somewhere between Jan 1st and Dec 31st..."
(Referring to the projected summer release date of HL2)

Forlorn · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Ride @ Jul 23 2004, 01:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <img src='http://www.natural-selection.at/gfx/neonscripterz.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
LOL

Here's another good one:

[ 08:53:28 ] ! +Shockwave engages 'rant' mode
[ 08:53:37 ] [ Brutal_Sponge` ] god, someone should just kill that guy. literally.
[ 08:53:45 ] [ Brutal_Sponge` ] beat him to death with an ipod
[ 08:54:05 ] [ Brutal_Sponge` ] or throw ninja death-star CD's with music on them at him
[ 08:54:08 ] · · Joins: Savage^ [ ~nn@zp-z-2d2d8.adsl.wanadoo.nl ]
[ 08:54:13 ] · · Joins: akanewbie [ meh@213-202-140-211.bas502.dsl.esat.net ]
[ 08:54:15 ] · · Joins: Nephotep [ Nephotep@3e70dacd.adsl.enternet.hu ]
[ 08:54:17 ] [ Brutal_Sponge` ] that'd teach him.
[ 08:54:21 ] · · Joins: Shadow_Giest [ Shadow_Gie@dsl-140.124.240.220.dsl.comindico.com.au ]
[ 08:54:22 ] · · Nick: Scythe|NS : [ Scythe- ]
[ 08:54:25 ] [ @joev ] feh
[ 08:54:42 ] [ @joev ] NVidia have simply massaged their drivers to play D3
[ 08:54:51 ] [ +Shockwave ] I've got to ask, have Forlorn & Ollj got some sort of reverse IQ disease?
[ 08:54:58 ] [ @joev ] Once ATI massage in kind they' pwn them again.
[ 08:55:00 ] [ +Shockwave ] The greater the postcount, the less sense they make?
[ 08:55:02 ] [ Brutal_Sponge` ] yes, they do
[ 08:55:10 ] [ Brutal_Sponge` ] huh?
[ 08:55:10 ] [ @puzl ] I expect you are right on that joev
[ 08:55:24 ] [ +Shockwave ] I never agreed with Folorn, but at least it was coherant before.
[ 08:56:01 ] [ Savage^ ] Scuse me <img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html//emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />
[ 08:56:06 ] [ +Shockwave ] Woah
[ 08:56:06 ] [ Brutal_Sponge` ] god, i'm glad i don't live in the US. I really am.

TheWizard · July 2004

Responding to my rant against cigarette butt litter

<Milez> Calm down Captain America.

Shockeh · July 2004

Hey, at least I never claimed anything else. It's not like anyone doesn't know what I think. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' />

- Shockwave

pardzh · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Garet Jax @ Jul 23 2004, 12:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> 'NSPlayer' sees a couple of HA marines...

"OMG THEY HAVE ROBOTS!"  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Aright, that was hilarious.

DragonMech · July 2004

Today is a good day to quote:

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (wizard@psu @ Jul 23 2004, 01:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>And yes that is a deer carcas we discovered in our dormatory shower.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Buggy · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (IBT)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> cc with wheels, eh?*goes to suggestions forum* </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Torgo · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>I spend days on end simply *wishing* my skulking technique could be improved. I've always needed someone to show me the way, and lo, like a vision of holyness decending from the heavens, my prayer has finally been answered.

Oh almighty one, please share with us humble newbies the secret to your power. Show us the errors of our ways and lead us out of sin. Reveal the holy grail that is you config. Please give we, the condescending masses, a mere fraction of your incomprehensive wisdom. Rid us of our real lives, money, commitments and free time and lead us all in the way of the Skulk Messiah. For thine is the server, the leap and the bite forever and ever, Amen.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

...Some guy in response to Nighcrawler's (you remember him, right?) constant banterings that he was the best player at NS or something...yadda yadda...I thought it was funny...

NGE · July 2004

what'chu talkin' bout?

Soylent_green · July 2004

In swedish, six and sex have the same spelling and pronunciation, so does horny and k:th(as in the n:th column and the k:th row or something).(incidentally so does married and toxic <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html//emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' />)

Many a algebra lecture have had naughty sounding senteces such as [enthusiasticly]"who wants to have sex/six!?".[/enthusiasticly]

TheWizard · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Dragon_Mech @ Jul 23 2004, 02:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Today is a good day to quote:

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (wizard@psu @ Jul 23 2004, 01:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>And yes that is a deer carcas we discovered in our dormatory shower.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>  </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> 
Ack i've been 'quoted'

Afr · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JezPuh @ Jul 24 2004, 05:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Aren't you afraid they're going to steal your work nexus?</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Skidzor @ Jul 24 2004, 11:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>A lighter, some gasoline, a couple of kegs and about 7 or 8 monkeys.

Clothes are good too, they prevent people from thinking you're a hobo.</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Nz-Nexus @ Jun 6 2004, 06:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Bad decompile maps..Baad</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>

Zyko · July 2004

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Afr @ Jul 24 2004, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (JezPuh @ Jul 24 2004, 05:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Aren't you afraid they're going to steal your work nexus?</td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
WINNAR !!!!!!111

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